"A Hypochondriac's Saga"

Jolllly

lymphoma

lice

lyme disease

lockjaw

I'm dying!

look at my tongue

does it look funny to you?

it's all swelled up

and is an odd shade of purple

I'm dying!

I learned of a new disease today

it's called pancreatic cancer

and I have all the symptoms

God help me!

I'm dying!

the body is a magnet

I must keep my bed polarly aligned

oh no—this storm is sure to harm me

my blood pressure is much to high

I'm dying!

I have a cold

I shouldn't be here

but where Enjolras leads I follow

I hope I don't get pneumonia

I'm dying!

blinding, searing pain

worse than any I have ever known

Bossuet lies dead beside me

there is so much blood...

I'm dead.