This is my first fanfic ever. I can't promise any fast updates, it all depends if I'm in the mood or if I thought of a really good idea. Please Rate and Review. They let me know if anyone likes this fic and if I should continue it.
This will be a multi-chapter fic and the main pairing will be GrimmIchi. Sorry if Yachiru is a little OOC. I've been watching Lucky Star and I've kind of combined Akira-chan and Yachiru since they look alike.
Sorry the first chapter is kind of long, but just stick with it. I promise it will get better.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Kubo Tite does. If I did, GrimmIchi would be the main pairing.
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Yachiru was bored. Kenpachi had to go on a mission and Ukitake forbid Yachiru from going since it was "too dangerous" for her. Even though Ukitake had given her a giant basket of candy, it only lasted 30 minutes. Sure, she had some fun during her sugar high, but one hour of excitement wasn't enough for her. She even recovered from her sugar crash quickly too. Yachiru decided to head towards the Shinigami Women's Association in hopes of finding something to do. When she finally reached the room, she realized that no-one was there since there wasn't a meeting today. Bored, Yachiru sat there all morning trying to come up with an idea when Nemu walked in.
"Ah, Nemu-chan! I'm bored; help me think of something to do."
"I'm sorry Yachiru, but I'm looking for some cookies for Mayuri-sama. I have to return as soon as I find some."
"Aw, please~ replacement Vice Captain!"
Nemu always blushed when Yachiru called her that. She just couldn't help it and gave into Yachiru's wishes.
"Alright, I'll try. What type of activity do you want to do today?"
"Something fun!" Nemu's sweat dropped. How was she supposed to come up with an activity for Yachiru with that vague description?
"Okay, what about switching everybody's soul candy with different ones again?"
"But we already did that to everyone in soul society! It's not funny to see the same reaction over and over," declared Yachiru with her arms folded. Nemu pondered this for a moment. She had to hurry back to Mayuri or else she'd be punished again. She cringed at the thought of being experimented on. Hesitantly, Nemu suggested tried again.
"W-why don't we switch Ichigo-san's soul candy?" Yachiru just stared back at Nemu. The atmosphere began to grow awkward as Nemu nervously shifted in place.
"Yeah! That's a great idea! No wonder you're my replacement Vice Captain! Who knows, if you keep this up, you may even replace Nanao. She never lets me do anything fun." Nemu visibly relaxed until she remembered she needed to return to Mayuri.
"Great, I'll have it prepared for tomorrow, and don't worry, I think you'll like his new mod-soul. Now, if you'll excuse me." And with that, Nemu found the cookies, and hurried away.
"WAIT, NEMU!!! THAT'S FOR TOMORROW, WHAT ABOUT TODAY!" She was too late. Nemu was already gone, leaving behind a sad Yachiru who was in the same position she was this morning.
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Nanao suddenly sneezed.*
"What's the matter, my sweet Nanao?"
"Huh? Oh, its nothing."
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The next day, Yachiru eagerly ran towards the 12th division.
"NEMU-CHAN~!!!" yelled out Yachiru as she ran straight through walls in search of Nemu. Finally, at the end of the 12th division building, she found Nemu with Mayuri.
"Nemu-chan!! Is it done yet, is it done yet?"
"Of course Yachiru-san, here you go." Nemu revealed a soul candy dispenser and gave it to Yachiru.
"Yay~!!!" Yachiru rushed towards Nemu and grabbed her hand. "C'mon, let's go right now!"
"WAIT! There is no way that Nemu is going with you right now. We're in the middle of an experiment." Mayuri explained.
"No good! I won't accept any excuses. It's her duty to come with me as the replacement Vice Captain of the Shinigami Women's Association!"
"I'm sorry, but I really have to stay with Mayuri." With that, Mayuri and Nemu turned around and began headed to their lab.
"Hmm~, alright then, but I'll have to take away your position as replacement Vice Captain." Nemu froze. There was no way she could give up her beloved position. It's the one position where she was ever praised by anyone.
"A-alright then. I'll accompany you on your trip."
"No way! You're not allowed to leave Nemu." An aura of malice began to surround Mayuri as he moved to block their path. Before he could even react, Nemu rushed forward with a fire burning in her eyes and punched Mayuri, sending him flying past three walls. Without stopping to look, Nemu grabbed Yachiru and ran as fast as she could towards the Senkaimon*. No one would take away her position. NO ONE!
When Nemu and Yachiru finally reached the gate, they were approached by the guards.
"Halt! Do you have permission to pass through the gate?"
"Of course." Nemu took out her papers and handed them to the guard. "You see, Mayuri-sama always assigns me with the task of collecting ingredients for his experiments, and some of those ingredients are on earth," explained Nemu to Yachiru.
"Oh, so you're Nemu, huh. We just received an order from Mayuri-sama not to let you through."
"Aw, c'mon. Can't you just look the other way? Please~," begged Yachiru.
"Orders are Orders kid."
"Che, I guess that's too bad Nemu, we can't get through. So you know, you'll be demoted after this." Nemu was already knocking out the guards before she even heard Yachiru. She really wanted to keep her position.
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Yachiru finally passed through the Senkaimon and made it to the living world.
"Yay, we're finally here! Now, which way was it to Ichi's house?" Nemu was already prepared for this as she took out a map and began walking.
"Yachiru-sama, it's this way." She would make sure that her mission was accomplished perfectly, no matter what.
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"Yosh*! It's time to begin operation Switch-Ichigo's-Mod-Soul-Candy-With-One-That-I-Have-Cleverly-Prepared-For-My-Kicks-and-Giggles." Yachiru smiled at the thought of her plan's success.
"Alright Yachiru-sama, now what's the first part of the plan?"
"Eh? Oh, well, uh… You see, the funny thing is I haven't made it yet? I was kind of expecting you to make it. Don't worry; I'm sure you'll come up with a great plan. Don't make me wait long, 'k." Nemu could feel Yachiru's expectations weighing down on her as she struggled to think of a plan. Yachiru only had to wait fifteen minutes before Nemu stood proudly in triumph.
"It's done Yachiru-sama. Now, I want you to listen closely since you'll be the one carrying out the plan, alright?"
"No problem, it should be fun."
"Ok. Then I'll start explaining right away. Step One: Infiltrate Ichigo-san's house and steal his Shinigami Representative Badge, and kidnap his stuffed lion. Ichigo-san's and his family are inside right now, so you'll be the one to sneak in since your sneaking abilities are incredibly high."
"Aw, can't you do it replacement Vice Captain?"
"No, I'm not very good sneaking. Besides, this should be easy for you. If you can sneak into Byakuya-san's house and completely remodel it without having him notice, then you'll have no problem sneaking into Ichigo-san's house. Now moving on to Step Two; once you've returned to me, I will release some bait into the air that will call out Hollows. If we do that, he'll be forced to go into his shinigami form."
"But didn't something like that happen once before? Renji told me that it was really dangerous since the Hollows wouldn't stop coming, it even drew out a Menos Grande.
"Don't worry Yachiru-sama. I'll be using a small amount so it shouldn't draw out too many. Finally, Step Three: We will approach Ichigo Kurosaki-san and offer him our soul candy. He'll have no choice but to accept."
"But what about all of the other shinigami and his friends? Can't they just go and kill the Hollows for him?"
"Rukia-san, Inoue-san and Renji-san are currently in Soul Society, Sado Yasutora-san isn't fast enough, and Ishida Uryuu-sama has lost his ability to fight. So, let's begin the plan then, shall we."
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Yachiru's incredible stealth allowed her to sneak through the house as she made her way towards Ichigo's room. This is way too easy. I can't wait to see that mod soul in Ichi's body. As she approached the room, two voices reached her ears.
"Damn it Kon, stop asking already!"
"C'mon Ichigo. Let me use your body just this once. I promise I'll be gentle and that I won't ruin your reputation."
"Yeah right. I know you just want to use my body so you can get try to seduce any girl you see."
"C'mon~. Please~, I'll never ask anything else from you after this."
"I said no and that's final. Go bother someone else."
"Che, you stingy bastard." Kon sulked as he walked out of the room. Yachiru was on the ceiling watching Kon walk by when she got an idea.
"Hey, yellow."
"Ah, whose there?! If you don't come out right now I'll be forced to take you down with my awesome strength!"
"It's alright yellow, I'm sure you remember me*."
"Ah! It's you!*" Kon turned around to run away when Yachiru stopped him.
"It's alright yellow. I already know you aren't candy, you taste too bad. Anyhow, that's not the reason I'm here. I'm here to strike a deal with you."
"Hmph, I doubt you have anything I want," announced Kon skeptically.
"Oh really, I guess I'll just tell that hot babe Nemu that you aren't interested."
"A hot babe? Seriously?" Kon's excitement showed in the way he began jumping up in down.
"Yeah! She's waiting right outside. I'll take you to her if you do one little thing for me."
"What is it? I'll do anything!"
"All you have to do is bring me Ichi's Shinigami Representative Badge. No big deal right?"
"That's all I have to do, just bring you his badge?"
"Yup!" Yachiru shined one of her big smiles that would make anyone believe anything she said. Kon wasted no time in barging into Ichigo's room. He noticed that Ichigo wasn't in his room, so he was probably in the bathroom.
All right! This will probably be my only chance to get that badge, so I better find it quickly. Kon searched desperately as he searched throughout the room. Ichigo's drawers, under his bed, in his pile of dirty clothes, when he finally saw it on Ichigo's bed. Geez, I should of checked up here earlier. Kon happily raced out with his mind set on meeting Nemu.
"You got it! I knew I could count on you," exclaimed Yachiru when Kon finally reached her. She picked Kon up and mad a dash at full speed towards Nemu. "Nemu, Nemu! I got it, and I brought Kon." Kon looked up at Nemu and his first thoughts were that she was definitely his type."
"Hey, so you're Nemu huh. I heard you wanted to meet me, Kon-sama. So, where do you wanna go first? A fancy restaurant, the beach, behind those bushes over there?"
"Yachiru-san, may you please hand me the badge?" Yachiru complied and gave it to her. While Kon was rambling on about all the things they could do behind a bush, Nemu punched him with the badge in her hand, causing the soul candy to fall out. "All right, let's move on to step two." Nemu revealed a small tablet that she crushed in her fist. Almost immediately, Gargantas began opening up all round the sky as Hollow's came for the bait.
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Ichigo finally came back from the bathroom when he saw the Hollows appearing in the sky through his window. Frantically, Ichigo searched for his badge. He searched his drawers, under his bed, his pile of dirty clothes, he even checked his bed, but he couldn't find it anywhere. Ichigo turned desperate.
"Kon, get your ass over here! I'll let you use my body!" Ichigo reasoned that if Kon was able to hear him, he should've ran towards Ichigo and appeared already. It didn't take long for him to decide that Kon had gone out to spy on girls. Urahara was his only hope now. Ichigo made a mad dash at break-neck speed outside when he collided into Nemu. Ichigo quickly apologized and began running towards again.
"Wait, where are you going? Aren't you supposed to stop those Hollows?" said Nemu in an accusative voice. Ichigo froze, how did she know about Hollows? He inspected her closely and finally realized that she was a Shinigami.
"Hey Ichi, where are you heading?" Ichigo was startled to see Yachiru standing next to Nemu.
"Look, I would take care of those Hollows, but I can't get out of my body. Both my soul candy and Representative Badge are missing!"
"Oh~, I think Ichi's making excuses so he can meet his girlfriend!" Ichigo face turned red at her remark in both anger and embarrassment.
"What about you guys, why don't you take care of them!?"
"Hmph! How can you expect me to fight big, scary Hollows? And I'm just a kid!"
"I too would like to protect Karakura, but it is my duty to take care of Yachiru-san. However, I do have a solution. Why don't you just borrow one of our soul candies?" Nemu held out the soul candy dispenser while Yachiru tried to contain her laughter. Ichigo hesitated but he knew that he couldn't just allow the Hollows to destroy Karakura Town. Reluctantly, Ichigo accepted the soul candy and swallowed one.
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A/N
In Japan, it's a popular belief that you sneeze whenever someone is talking about you.
Senkaimon- the gate used to travel to the human world from soul society
Yosh is the same as "Alright!"
Yachiru and Kon have met already in Shinigami Golden during the Bounto Arc. Yachiru thought of Kon as candy (Kon-dii, get it?) and bit him.
Well, I hope you liked this fic. Sorry there isn't any interaction between Ichigo and Grimmjow but they will meet in the next chapter.