Smiley's Smiley Mental Asylum of Smiliness

by Quiet Leaf

The cats who are insane, or supposedly so, get sent to the Asylum if they are determined to be mentally unstable. If they aren't insane already, the smiley faces will probably steal their marbles. (Formerly called Jayfeather's Candles and Jayfeather Candle.) WARNING: This story is completely inaccurate when is comes down to Asylums. Don't read if you find that offensive. HIATUS

1. Chapter 1

Random idea that my sister gave me. You will find out what it's about.

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Skype, or Facebook.

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"Now Jayfeather." Dr. Cinderpelt shuffled through her papers. "It says here that you have tendency to act… strange around cats under certain circumstances.

Jayfeather nodded normally.

"You are here for a series of tests to make sure that you are not crazy."

He nodded again.

"Let's begin."

She gave him a candy bar.

He promptly ate it. Nothing happened.

She gave him a ukulele.

Nothing.

After the rest of the tests, he had not reacted in any strange way.

"Well then, Jayfeather, you're good to go."

And that's when the lights went out.

"Oh, must be a problem with the light bulbs." She started to lift the radio she had been given just in case Jayfeather started acting crazy.

And then she heard a voice behind her.

"Don't move a muscle."

She spun around.

There was Jayfeather. He was holding a lit candle below his face.

"Jayfeather, put that down, you'll burn of your fur!"

"What does it matter?" He said in a creepy whisper. "It's a candle. That means fire. And that means candle."

Cinderpelt blinked.

"So, I can hold my candle. Candle means wax, wax means museums filled with wax people, and that means aliens replacing wax people with petrified real people."

"Jayfeather…"

"I am Lord Moldy-shorts, and you, filthy muggle, shall not defy me!"

"Jayfeather stop!" She tried to get to the door, but he blocked her.

"YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!" He threw his candle on the floor.

A moment later there was a snap. Another flame burst into life, and Cinderpelt noticed him dropping a match on the floor.

"Magic." He smiled at the little flame. "Isn't it so pretty?"

"Um, yes."

"Very well, you may pass." He took off a beard and mustache that Cinderpelt hadn't noticed and stood aside.

She left the room and whispered into her radio, "That's another one for Smiley's Smiley Mental Asylum of Smilieness."

"Okay."

"But give him a luxury room with limited contact with his family via Skype or Facebook or something."

"Right. Pulling the lever down in three, two, one." There was a sound of creaking as the lever was pulled.

At the moment, Jayfeather was being automatically strapped to a chair and sent down to Smiley's Smiley Mental Asylum of Smilieness. And he was staring at a candle.

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Ta-da! How was that? :) Much different style than usual :) Asylum of Smilieness :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

-Smileyorangekitty