Okay this is a parody that my best friend and I made up on a very long band trip. It was on the way home while our blood was pumped full of sugar! So that is why this is so strange! Anyway here is our version of Simple and Clean!

Simple and Dirty

He's giving him

To many things lately

He's all he needs OH NO!

He smiled at him and said

Don't get me wrong I love you

But does that mean I have to meet YOUR FATHER!

When we are older you'll understand what I meant when I said NO

I don't want to do nasty and inappropriate things at school

When he walks away

You don't hear him say, "Please, Oh Riku, don't go"

Simple and dirty is the way that he's making him feel tonight

It's hard to let WHAT GO!

Hold him whatever lies beyond this morning

Is a little sick and nasty

Regardless of warnings they went and did it anyway

Now they both have AIDS!

Hold him whatever lies beyond this morning

Is a little sick and nasty

Regardless of warnings they went and did it anyway

Now they both have AIDS!

Well there you have it! I'm going to add more parodies in the future chapters!