Remus Lupin lies in bed happily. He has a wife, a little boy and Voldemort has gone. He can hear his wife waking up beside him. "Gimme five minutes?" he yawns and walked over to their en suite.
He gets back in bed and rolls over to face his wife… and screams like a little girl; for where his beloved wife Tonks should be is Snape, lying in bed with him. He falls off the bed, dragging the sheets with him. And carries on screaming. When he thinks he might stop screaming, Snape appears above him, snorting with laughter. Snape's face contorts and turns into his wife with bright purple hair. He stops screaming but carries on breathing heavily. "What… the… hell… was… that for.. you… bloody-" he's still gasping, when little Teddy walks in, looks at his father on the floor and his mother leaning off the bed, over him.
He takes it all in, sighs and says,"Daddy, you scream like a girl." And walks back out.
He had to rush Tonks to the hospital because she's passed out from laughing too hard.