Oh boy, do I have some warnings for you! I tend to use explicit language in my work, it's not that I find swear words funny it's more that I find they make the moment work. Along with that the abridged is in its "alpha" stages if you will, so this episode has not seen the light of day yet.
Mother 3 Abridged Script
Episode 1
[knock knock, knock knock]
Hinawa: Oi! Lucas get out of bed you lazy ass, get out of bed and get a job!
Lucas: Quiet woman, I'm trying to get some sleep *insert 5 second pause here*, and how would I be able to get a job anyway I'm like 10 or 11 or something.
Hinawa: You don't even know your own age?
Lucas: Well if somebody would tell me when I was born maybe I would!
Hinawa: Shut up and get out of your bed, or I'll come up there and kick your ass!
Lucas: I'll be good mommy. *said innocently*
[Lucas gets out of bed and walks over to the mirror]
Lucas: *said to self* Lookin' handsome there!
Mirror: Handsome! Handsome! Susan Boil looks more handsome than you! *said proudly*
Lucas: But she's not a man...
Mirror: Exactly.
Lucas: You son of a bitch, you're going down!
[Gunshots]
Lucas: *sighs* Fucking Mirrors.
[intro plays]
Lucas: Mother…
Hinawa: Son…
*Insert 5 second pause here*
Lucas: Ok I'm going to leave now
Hinawa: You can't go outside in your pyjamas!
Lucas: Why?
Hinawa: Because you look like an escaped convict
Lucas: I may as well be, with all the Drago hunting dad makes me do.
Hinawa: I don't want you to get arrested!
Lucas: Don't lie…
Hinawa: Fine, I do but that's not the point, Claus would complain for months on end.
Lucas: God, I'll go upstairs and get changed then.
Hinawa: Finally, this was getting stale anyway…
*cuts to black*
Lucas: *Walking towards door* I'm leaving you now bye! *Said cheerfully*
*Cuts to black again*
Lucas: I wander where Gramps and Claus are.
Chicken: I can tell you where they are…
Lucas: Holly Shit a talking chicken!
Chicken: I can't speak English; you can understand animal's is all.
Lucas: Oh like that movie Dr Doolittle
Chicken: It's nothing like that movie, that movie was terrible!
Lucas: Anyway I heard you could help me locate my Grandpa and my gay as Older Brother.
Chicken: Yes, you need to go to your right and… *slowly fades into babbling*
Lucas *Thinking* Damn I'm hungry, that no for good mother of mine didn't cook me any breakfast, speaking of which this chicken looks like it would be delicious KFC style…
Chicken: What's with that hungry look in your eye?
*Screen cuts to black*
(you can here fighting sounds in background)
Lucas: *Burps* Ah, I do love KFC!
Lucas: From what I could gather from that chicken before he went cornel, he said that my Brother and Grandpa were to the right
*walks over to frog*
Frog: Hey there stranger! You look like you need to relieve some stress... I can help you with that, I have something that can make the world seem like a much nicer place.
Lucas: No thanks, last time I took drugs things got a little crazy…
*cuts to clip of Tane Tane Island*
Lucas: Dude It's a giant pair of lips!
*cuts back*
Frog: Well suit yourself, that Old man and the Homosexual will still buy the rest of this stuff.
Lucas: Wait Homosexual, Old man, sounds like Claus and Gramps… Tell me where they are and I'll get them to buy the rest of those drugs…
Frogs: To your right, stranger…
Lucas: Thanks man.
*Cuts to next screen*
Alec: I love Barney the dinosaur!
Claus: Ya, he's the best thing evar!
Lucas: What the hell are you two doing with that Drago?
Alec: It's not a Drago, its Barney the dinosaur and he's teaching us in the ways of brushing teeth
*shows Drago*
Claus: Yes Barney, teach me how to brush my teeth through dance!
*Cuts to clip of Barney dancing with random children*
*Cuts Back*
Lucas: Wow you two really are high…
*shows clip of Barney swearing*
*cuts back*
Claus: Why Barney, why would you say such a thing! I loved you *said as if torn apart*
Lucas: Wait what…
Alec: We must destroy the heathen!
*Cuts to Black*
(You can hear someone screaming in pain in the BG)
*cuts back*
Lucas: That was…disturbing, also what's with all of the cut-aways in this episode.
Claus: Ow my aching head, what happened Lucas babe?
Lucas: First of Claus never call me babe again! Second you were blitzed out of your minds.
Alec: So…
Lucas: Drugs can lead you down a bad path grandpa.
Alec: Nobody cares Lucas, nobody cares…
Lucas: Well anyway, I kind of promised that frog that you'd by more of those drugs from him.
*Mole Cricket theme plays*
*Mole Cricket walks in*
Mole Cricket: Oh hell no! That frog has been stealing my business for months; he even stole some of my bitches!
Claus: That frog is one of my best friends!
Lucas: Claus we met him yesterday…
Alec: Lucas, he is important to the boy damn it!
Lucas: Whatever.
Mole Cricket: So you're not going to back down?
Claus: Never! Me and Lucas never back down!
Lucas: When did I get roped into this?
Mole Cricket: Well then, I might have to teach you a lesson in gang wars!
*Screen cuts to black again…*
(Gunshots are heard)
*Cuts back to game over screen*
Lucas: Fuuuuuuuuuuu! *cuts of mid sentence*
To be continued
That's it for now folks I am currently working on the second episodes script and I personally think it's going quite well, but I digress the script should be done within a week or two, so look forward to that if you liked the first episodes script.