To Whomever It May Concern:

by Zunurina

'There are times when running a top secret military base involves making base-wide announcements. But why do all of the SGC's announcements involve the General's head hitting the desk' Inspired by "From the Desk of Nick Fury".

1. Chapter 1

Maj. General George S. Hammond

Stargate Command

Stargate Command Center

Cheyenne Mountain

Colorado Springs, Colorado

SG Teams and Participating Civilians

Stargate Command Center

Cheyenne Mountain

Colorado Springs, Colorado

To Whomever It May Concern:

From here on out all weapons are prohibited in the cafeteria. This includes non-lethal weapons and food fights. Also, Zat'nik'tel wars are to be kept offworld unless otherwise notified by a superior officer. This does not include Colonel O'Neil.

Maj. General George S. Hammond

Stargate Command