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" That was a very odd comerial.." Ranma said.
"That it was, my boy. That it was." Genma replied.
...Behind the scenes...
"Is it only me, or did those dolls look like us...?" Nabiki asked.
SLAP!
"No! Don't ruin the plot! It's almost nonexistent, buy nevertheless it's still a plot!" The author {Me.} yelled.
...Back to the story...
"So... um... Can we buy some?..." Akane asked blushing all the while.
Soun Tendo replied first. "Yes! Satome, we could practice to hold our own again boss!"
"Perfect idea Tendo!" Mr. Satome answered, and promptly went to find a phone, so that he and the other fully grown man buy some dolls they saw an ad for on TV.
...In Ranma and also Akane's mind...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY!
...Back to the story...
"~What a haul! What a haul!~" A gross little Pervert sang walking in the front door.
...
My what a scene he must have seen! So much was happening that day!
'What?', you ask. As the story teller, I feel compelled to answer.
Well first of all, the whole family got the plushies:
Ranma got a Tatawaki Kuno one to beat to a pulp whenever he got mad (Which was quite a bit and caused by quite a few individuals. Known as random people in the series.).
Akane got a Ranma one (To beat up! Of course she won't do that with a doll!).
Both Mr. Tendo and Mr. Satome got a Happosai one (Which everyone borrowed at times).
Nabiki got one to blackmail people. (Of course! Do you know how OOC this would be if Nabiki never blackmail anyone?)
Kasumi got one of Shampoo as a cat (That cat's so cute!).
And poor little pervy Happosai got left out, so he just went on eBay and bought a Barbie from the 50's.
Second, they were all playing with those surprisingly realistic plushes that were life sized...:
Ranma, Akane, Soun, and Genma were killing their's.
Katsumi was petting hers.
Nabiki was taking blackmail pictures. (As usual.)
And, also as usual, Happosai was being a perv. (He's got a 50's Barbie, a pervy mind, and no shame. Put it all together!)
Yes today was quite an odd day. As was yesterday. As is tommorrow.
I mean, 'cause hey, we're talking about Ranma's life, aren't we?
That's my story; full of big words, bad brittish accents, and absolutely no details what so ever!
But don't fret! All the spelling and grammer mistakes make up for all the no detailnessness!
Peace!