AN: This is a My Immortal parody so naturally nothing makes sense and everything is spelled wrong. I wrote this for a friend, and Malus is her character. So just read it as you come to the conclusion I took the time out of my day to write this for a friend. Enjoy, if you can!
Hi! My name is Malus n I liek horsis. Dey r liek mah fav thing eva! Oh! I Also lik da RACOCK! It belongs 2 a supr sexxi senstiv bi guy named Ralof n he is so sexy he is sex on legs! Aneyway 1 day I was walkin thru Wildem witch is a goffick citey now n we r all goffs n i saw Ralof n he was sooooo depressed n sexxi lookin! I almost had an orgasm just lookign at him. I decrided I wud say hi 2 him 2day so I wore sumfind predy it showd of my but it wuz a short skirt wif Gerard Way on it and he had blak eyelinner on n his sexy fac made ma ass evin sexier! Under dat tho I had purple n black fishnet leggins wif combat boots (I wudnt wanna get cold in Windhemp so das why I wore da leggins wif combat boots) n on da top i wore sexy Stromcroak bra n a sweater dat was supper goffick n sed "buitful ppl" on da back (if u dont know whos lyrics dey r ur a fuckin prep so FUK OFF!) n i was sooooo sexeh! 4 mah makeup I wore lotsa makup from Hot Topic! I luv dat store n so does Ralf coz hes goffick to! I walked up to Ralph and sed "Hi there" in a goffick, depresed voice. Ralof said "Hi" back, sounden as deprezed as evr!"Wana go on a date? We can 2 da Place of the Kingz n get our next Stormclock orders from Ulfric!" I said. Ralof nodded in a derpesed way n we started walkin while holdin hands. We reached d Palace of da Kings n went inside. Ulfirch was shitting in his throne. U cud c da bulge in his pants from da Mitey Stormcock. He was goffick now 2 wif long black hair wif braids in it n lots of blakc eyeliner, oh n Marlyn Mensand wuz ALWAYS playing in da Palace. We walked up to Ulfclic. "Can we hav a new missin?" I asked sedcedly. "Sure, go 2 da Forbidden Forest in Hogwarts (Hogwarts is in Skyrim now, dey moved bc of their magic dat floats) n kill all d Imperials hiding in der!" Ulfric explained. I suddenly got sooooo exited! Evr since Hogwants cam 2 Skryim Id alllllllllways wanted 2 go der but I wuz 2 busy killing all de Impreals 4 Alfred n da Stormclocks, but now I can do both at da same tim! I grubed Ralof by d hand n we ran 2 Hogwarts! I drove my hours, Agra, but Ralof had 2 walk. Wen we dog der, I took out mah Swad of the Stormclcks dat Ulfric once gav me 4 libratating a Hold, n i went in tha Fabrad Forest wif Ralof!
To be Contunied
(A/N: Wat do u fink? NO FLAMMIN, PLS! IF U FLAM DEN UR A PERP! Fangzzzz 4 readin!)