Hey I hope you guys will like and it is funny.

1. Call him Lucy

He was sitting there singing along to the television. He wasn't very good. I swear he has broken at least 3 wine glasses already. I giggled loudly. He looked at me angrily. I grinned cunningly. Hehe. I felt like being cheeky. As always. He does not know what's in store for him.

"Hey Lucy!" I yelled right in his face. He was watching Wizard Idol. Terrible judges if you ask me and there's one who's a right… Anyway.

"What did you call me?" he snarled

" Lucy. I mean you really look like a girl. I thought you were for a minute with the hair and everything Lucy." I grinned holding my girlie giggles back but one escaped. All right maybe two.

His face looked annoyed, then it turned into anger. Hehe It was working!

"If you call me that one more time you shall feel my wrath!" He attempted to sound menacing, but failed dreadfully, he sounded like he had a bad cold.

"Oh what ya going to do to me? Strangle me with your hair? I mean you could if you wanted to but I wouldn't advise it. God I thought you had some sense Lucy apparently not." I was a giggling heap by this time and I had to lean on the coffee table for support.

He jumped up like the couch was scalding him and reached for his rear pocket where he kept his wand but keeping it in his pocket. His face turned a shade of purple that Vernon Dursely would be proud of.

To wind him up more. I decided to carry on. " Ooooooooh! Ickle Lucy's having a hissy-fit like an ickle girlie! AWWWWWWW!" Hehe.

That REALLY did it he flung out his wand and screeched " Rictumsempra!"

I dodged out of the way. My weakness: being tickled.

This made him even MORE angry if that was possible.

"CRUCIO!" He screamed loud enough to bring up a lung.

"EEEPPPPPPPPPPP!" Mercifully I dodged and missed by and inch!

"AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!" He yelled. The spells obviously didn't do it for him. He threw his wand forcefully onto the floor and started chasing me across the room.

Hands out stretched ready to throttle me. It looked HILARIOUS whenever I looked around. I laughed hysterically now unable to let them be my girlie giggles.

" I'll get you now JENNIFER! HAHAHA!" He started screaming like a madman although he already was one. Though one thing pissed me off, he called me Jennifer. I was going to get him now.

" I'm not called Jennifer it's Jenny!" By that time I was at my room. I quickly opened the door and shut it in his face. Literally. I heard the crunch and the "oooh that HURT"

I snickered in my room. Unfortuantely he heard.

"JJJEEENNNYYY!"

Well at least he respected my name.

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BigBlackEyes