A Bit Of Advice
Summary: Just something for you all to ponder about for when you meet the Doctor...for real.
Doctor Who One-shot, w/ mentions of another famous sci-fi series. ;o) This is for humor and amusement purposes only. Rated T for minor swearing.
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If the Doctor was real...I, frankly, would be absolutely terrified. If the Doctor was real, then so are all the terrors, all the monsters, and even all the timey-wimey-ness would be real too. In which case, planet Earth is so screwed. Just think about it...all those aliens out there...waiting to kill us...you'd never be able to sleep peacefully again, could you?!
If I met the Doctor, I'd be pissed off at him. I would tell him to take his magic blue box and stuff it right up his alien arse and to get the hell off my planet ASAP! Everything I have ever learned about this man tells me that he is the most dangerous person in the entire cosmos and that death will always follow him everywhere...
So yeah, thanks, but NO thanks, Doctor! I will NOT be taking that little space trip with you...I don't care how lonely you are, you old perv, I'm not going this time...and truthfully, not EVER! Knowing your luck, I would probably die some horrible, gruesome death on the first trip out.
So, in closing...a bit of advice: If a strange man dressed in bizarre clothes shows up on your doorstep with a buzzing pen and a charming smile...RUN! Run into your room, pack some food & clothes in a backpack, grab the nearest weapon, and run in the opposite direction as far & as fast as you can, then get the hell outta Dodge! And I'm sorry...I am so, so sorry, but... chances are, if the Doctor's in town, you really shouldn't be...cuz your world's about to go topsy-turvy, possibly even explodey-wodey. Chances are that you are now the last of your kind...just like the Doctor...better learn how to hitch-hike.
P.S.-Don't forget your towel.
Fin.
A/N: So...here's the deal with this one: I haven't seen the 50th yet and I'm trying to avoid spoilers until Monday's theater viewing. In the meantime, there isn't much else to do, so I got bored...and I started to wonder: Hey, what if the Doctor & his whole world was real? Would this be a good thing or a bad thing? And it occurred to me that as much as I love the Doctor, and as much as I admire everything cool he does for us Earthlings...if the Doctor was real...face it...we'd be in some very serious trouble. (Understatement of the century.)