The randomnesses of Allen and Lavi!
A/N: *warning there is strong use of randomness, language, sexual references… READ AHEAD IF U WANT DARLING-if u don't like then get the f*#! Out of here okay?* Allen and lavi are having a convooo about random shiz! On a couch as usual who doesn't have convo's on a couch?! Nothing makes sense sooo yeahh ^^)
"Hey Allen do you like pie?"
"Yes?"
"What kind of pie?"
"Poop pie! Or lemon…"
"Wahhhh?"
"Taco's"
"You okay?"
"No…are you okay cause your nose is bleeding again"
"No it's not"
"Yes it is!"
"Am I real Allen?"
"No"
"Yes?"
"No?"
"Wtf!?"
"Never!"
"What's up with all the words that start with (n) Allen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Your ass"
"Huh?"
"Can you make some sense?!"
"No"
"Whatever"
"So this show, amazing right?"
"What show are you talking about lavi, the damn TV isn't on!"
"Yes it is...komuii is dancing on it"
"No he isn't"
"You're using no again love"
"Don't call me love you chicken"
"You hungry moyashi~?"
"Sure even though that's off topic and don't call me moyashi, its Allen…"
"What's for dinner?"
"Your dick"
"Wait lavi my dick is right here…"
"No it's not…" Allen reaches to check if it's there…
"MEH! How!?"
"Yesterday night when we were doing it"
"Ehhh….~ I feel sick"
"Hahaha just kidding Allen"
"Ha-ha-ha very funny…"
"Wanna go to a magical land of Ooo?"
"No."
"Yeah you do~"
"No I actually don't dipshit"
"Your mean"
"Your ass is mean…"
"Komuii is behind you watch your language Allen!" Allen blushed
"Ehhh…" he turns around slowly
"Made you look!"
"I hate you lavi"
"You know you don't love"
"What's outer space made of?"
"Little specs of whip cream and dark chocolate" (a/n: kinky thoughts…)
"Umm…I don't think so…Lavi"
"Whatever you say Joe"
"Wtf!? I'm not Joe, I'm lily"
"Huh?"
"Nothing~"
"Wanna go trick or treating?"
"Um…First no! Second its Christmas eve idiot!" Allen smacks lavi in the face
"Owww…gawd you're a grouch…or more like the Grinch who stole Christmas…"
"Am not…"
"…"
"Stop staring at me! Your turd!"
"But I-I LOVE YOUHHH!~"
"Yeah, yeah love you too"
"Yay now we shall dance like the guy from Gangnam Style"
"You mean Psy?"
"YEAH! How did you know?" lavi says while jumping up and down while clapping like a idiot
"I know everything…"
"You do….?"
"No"
"Liar"
"Am not"
"…."
"You know what lavi"
"What?"
"Were in a hole…"
"A bellybutton hole?!"
"No dickhead"
"Oh! Oh! An umm… anus?"
"Jesus Christ… NO!"
"Oh…I thought I really had it" lavi pouts
"Were in a black hole…"
"Eh!?"
"Yup"
"NU!...now I can't make love to you on a table!" Allen smacks lavi again
"Owww! What!?"
"LAVI THE CHILDREN!"
"You mean our 19 kids?!"
"Yes" face palm
"Optimus prime~ come here and give daddy a hug!"
"NEVER!"
"Why do they hate me…"
"Because…." Lavi starts sobbing
"It's okay darling, they love you like I do"
"REALLY!?"
"Yup"
"I wanna go home and fuck you"
"We can't were in a cage"
"What?!"
"Since when?"
"Since now"
"Oh cool…"
"Can we still do the Gangnam Style moyashiii~"
"No…"
"How about we bust out of this stupid cage then get in a car and drop the kids off at the side of the road eh?"
"Sounds greatttt! Let's go!"
"Awesome potatoes!"
"Oh I love you lavi"
"Me too!"
"You mean you love yourself? And not me?"
"No….I mean I love myself-"
"…"
"GOD DARN IT ALLEN! I LOVE YOU! THERE!"
"Thank you very much"
"You're not welcomed"
"….FUCK YOU…"
The enddd what ya think?