June woke up one morning in her college dorm feeling tired as usual. Of course today was a special day; her birthday and she decided to skip school for a change. Now June was just like any other nerd, reading the Harry Potter series twice to start her day then going on Fanfiction and reading crappy little short stories about how Dumbledore was born.

Now, June had a roommate, the happiest little thing in the world named May. May could actually never be sad as far as June could tell. May was VERY popular (and rich) but for some strange reason liked having June around to keep some company (June liking May around not so much), but May didn't know the difference between Gandalf and Quiddich. Anyway back to the story.

"Awwww good morning Miss Princess Unicorn dragon" May said as she walked out of her room into the kitchen in her puppy dog pajamas.

"Good morning little Miss sunshine" June said sarcastically sipping a cup of coffee

"Hey guess what June, Guess what" may said with a smile bigger than a hippo's arse.

"The goblin king is coming to take you AWAY" June said with a smirk.

"No silly goose it's your birthday so I got you this" May said as she handed June an envelope.

June opened up the envelop "congratulations" June read slowly "for your special day you deserve a special gift"

"Yup" May said jumping up and down and clapping her hands

"Um…okay, what is it" June asked extremely puzzled by the blondes excited face.

"BRING IT IN LOU" May screamed at the top of her lungs

A man in a safari uniform came in with what looked like a dog crate with metal chains all around it. Occasionally the box would move and tilt side to side.

"What the flying flippity hell is that" June said running and hiding behind a couch

"Well you always told me how you wanted a Dragon and so my Daddy hired 26 people around the world to search until they found me one" May said completely oblivious to the deep growling noise coming for a cage.

"O.K Lou, open it" May said impatiently pointing to the cage

But Lou just stood there, with a yellow liquid running down leg, and then he jumped out window, even thought they were on the 3rd floor.