BYST; so. what know.?
REM; hmm? I'm trying to think how are we suppose to find this stupid alliance?
BYST; I don't know but I have not eating anything since last night! Wanna stop by the quick one out store?
REM; sigh yeah sure!
BYST; sweet!
they pull up to convenience store cut's to them walking around the store when byst find's the ultimate hotdog covered in chocolate he walk's up to it and look's at with a very hungry look on his face
BYST; oh pretty hotdog you shall be in my stomach for hours until I poop you out!
people around the store look at byst with a judgmental face
BYST; what? What! I was joking people! Calm down!
they walk away
the manager tap's rem on the shoulder
MANAGER SZIP; excuse me is that guy your friend?
show's byst talking to the hotdog again...
REM; yeah he can be weird sometimes...
MANGER SZIP; cough's I agree
byst and rem walk to the counter with a lot of junkfood
MANGER SZIP; alright that will be 22:38!
rem reaches into his pocket but find's he's broke
REM; oh... what about you byst?
BYST; all I got is 15 dollar s MANGER SZIP; well... that suck's now please get out of my store!
REM; gee! Alright dude! Calm down! Let's go byst
as they walk out of the store a strange looking guy named myther walk's creepily towards byst and rem to ask them something's
MYTHER; hello! There young tasty boy!
REM; what did you say?
MYTHER; nothing!
byst and rem look at each other then look back at him
REM; um... ok?
MYSTER;...
REM;...
BYST;... well this is awkward let's go rem!
REM; agreed!
as they were going to leave
MYTHER; wait!
byst and rem turn around
MYTHER; I have something in my pant's! For you 2
BYST; oh sweet lord! No!
as soon as myther pulled out his penis rem and byst head straight to the car and drive off
BYST; rem let's never I MEAN NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS!
REM; already forgotten!
cut's to the alliance in a big dark room with only one torch lit shows the leader lyder and no name plotting on what to do with rem and byst
LEADER LYDER; this little game has to end sometimes and it end's now! Nack! Finish the job!
NACK; well sir I see no reason to kill them and it's not like their gonna attack us!
LEADER LYDER; that is true nack but did you forget when someone doesn't do my orders I will kill them! So unless you want that head on your shoulder to be intact do as I say!
NACK; nod's uh... yes sir!
nack runs to the door and exits cut's back to rem and byst still on the road
BYST; well what now rem?
REM; is there any place in this town we haven t tried yet?
BYST; how about we go to stargoes?
REM; stargoes? Didn't that place get torn down a few years ago?
BYST; hmmm yes it did but another one was built on top of it!
REM; talk about convenience huh?
BYST; oh yeah!
they pull up to the drive way get out of the car walk's inside and walk towards to computers and sit down on the chairs
REM; ok there's gotta be something on here about the alliance or where it's located!
BYST; try not to search for porn!
Rem; looks at byst shut up!
REM; looks back at the computer alright all I can find on it is where it's located bloodyteeth street in deeps town well that's a 20 minute drive!
BYST; let's go!
as soon as rem and byst were leaving nack burst through the door
NACK; at last!
REM; ah! he sees a flashback of him killing his mother and he snaps out of it you! point's your the guy who killed my mom!
NACK; well I m glad you remember me! I thought that throw against the wall would have killed you but I guess I was wrong!
nack quickly stabs rem in the chest repeatedly until rem dies he move's toward byst to do the samething...
[THE END! WRITTEN BY BFSTALL1]