Not This Time
"What did you need Link? Did you want to be a wolf?" The Hero nods his head. Midna tosses over the rock-form of Zant's evil magic. The green-clad boy catches it and drops to his hands and knees as he's covered in shards of darkness.
As the transformation finishes, Midna grabs the stone and starts to drop onto his back – but her butt doesn't meet his furry form. Instead, she crash lands onto the packed dirt of Hyrule Field. Wolf-ified Link is standing beside her, a near smug look splayed across his intimidating features.
"Yeah, I get it furball. I'll stop trying to break your spine when you're a wolf," the imp rolls her eyes and – carefully- sits on her wolf.
Took about 3 seconds to write - I replayed TP and was bugging my bro by saying "Grr" every time Link did when Midna sat on him. He said "I could just see him moving to the right at the last second..." we lol'd hard and I decided to share the idea with this lovely fanbase. Enjoy my less-then-a-sec random-as-fuck drabble :3