Not So Sober, Sheldon:

Disclaims: You all know I don't own my favorite show…if only…

A/N: Hey guys, I'm back! Well, I saw the thanksgiving special and I laughed my ass off when Sheldon did those burping noises, but then I died when he slapped Amy's butt and she smiled. Lmao! Anyways, I'm going to try my best to be up – to – date on this short story, I'm not sure yet if to continue this or not. I'm just going with whatever my mind is throwing at me to write. So, bare with me if this gets OOC with either of the characters from the show. Well, enjoy!

Chapter One:

(Amy's Point of View)

Today was full of surprises, being at Howard's mother's house was a bit pleasant but it was more intense than ever. I never thought that Penny would ever get married, thinking that she had commitment issues. I thought that Leonard was going to dump Penny because she seemed mad for practically nothing. Though I won't admit that to anyone, best to keep this thought to myself – not only was that a surprise but Sheldon was drunk and he spanked me! Again!

Well, not really a spanking but more of a slap on the rear actually. Thinking of it now makes me giggle a bit, but with Sheldon by my side. I tried giggling quietly.

I'm with Sheldon going back to his apartment, hopefully I could call mother and talk to her for a while. I haven't called my mother yet to say 'Happy Thanksgiving'.

(Amy's Point of View End)

(Story extended before Amy's Point of View)

"HOWWAAARRDDD! SOMEONE PUKED ALL OVER MY DECORATIONS IN THE BATHROOM!" yelled out an angry Mrs. Wolowits.

Howard rolled his eyes as everyone was at the door, Sheldon giggled uncontrollably. Amy nudged Sheldon in the rib, giving him a glare and muttering, "Sheldon."

"I KNOW MAH!"

"WHO THE HECK DID THIS?! NOW MY FAVORITE DECORATIONS ARE RUINED!" complained Mrs. Wolowits.

Howard looked back at the group of friends and said trying not to show his annoyance of his mother, "You guys can go, this is going to take a long time. Bernadette, you can go wait for me in the car."

"Okay, Howie." Bernadette gave a peck to Howard and said bye to the rest of the group, Raj following Bernadette to the car.

Amy politely said, "Thanks for everything, Howard. I'm sorry you have to deal with your mother about Sheldon puking all over the place in the bathroom."

Howard nodded replying, "It's alright; it's not his fault that Bernadette's dad gave Sheldon more attention than to me. Goodnight guys."

Amy could see that Howard's feelings were still hurt by whatever Sheldon and Bernadette's father must have told him; Amy nodded and left with Sheldon to Leonard's car.

Leonard and Penny were behind them and all four of them could hear Howard yelling out to his mother – going back and forth.

Penny and Leonard left back to Penny's apartment, Leonard told Amy that to make sure Sheldon would go to bed. Amy agreed politely though she was already tired and wanted to go home, but anyways she went inside the apartment with Sheldon to make sure he went to bed.

As Amy held Sheldon's waist to stop him from falling, he led them right away to his bedroom. "Aren't you going to shower first before you go to bed, Sheldon?" asked Amy.

Sheldon burped and replied, "I guess you're right, at least I'll feel a little better but I'm going to have to deal with the headache later on."

Amy nodded and grabbed a pair of pajamas with clean underwear and a towel; she gave it to Sheldon who was half falling asleep on his bed already. Sheldon looked at Amy and asked, "Amy, could I propose something?"

Amy sat on the bed and nodded, "I'm feeling very sick right now and I fear I'll fall which will cause an injury for me so what I'm asking is if you bathe me."

Amy felt her stomach make knots and cartwheels, her throat going dry. "Um…don't you think this will affect our relationship?" asked Amy stuttering a bit.

"Oh Amy, I've bathe you when you were sick – besides, you're my girlfriend and I trust you." Sheldon burped again and replied again, "Not to mention it's in our Relationship Agreement and it states under the Booboo's and Ouchies section that when one is sick – the other partner shall take care of one when he or she is sick."

Amy looked at Sheldon and thought about it, she knew that she had Sheldon's trust and she would never take advantage of him when he was in this state. So, she agreed and together they left to the bathroom.

Amy turned away and stared at the door as Sheldon began undressing, she closed her eyes and started thinking about something else. Oh gosh…never would I think that this soon I would be in the same room with Sheldon undressing himself. Stay calm, stay calm…

"Oh lord," said Sheldon, he sounded like he was struggling with something, "Amy, could you help me out?"

Amy's eyes opened right away and she could hear her heart thumping in her ears just seeing Sheldon's shirt undone and him holding his pants. Amy calmly said, "What's wrong?"

"I can't take off my pants, the zipper is stuck and it's too hard to open…" Sheldon tried opening the zipper but it wouldn't want to open. Amy forgot to breathe or speak right now, but shrugged her head and walked towards Sheldon. Amy was not fully in reality right now, she pretended to be focus than looking like an animal in heat.

Amy struggles with the zipper as well and takes a glance at Sheldon; she stays still to see the intension in Sheldon's eyes. Amy noticed that Sheldon had been looking at her eyes but then her lips – with the feeling of her heart racing more and more, she looks down to focus on opening the zipper.

"This zipper is really obnoxious…" implied Amy, she was retreating back to her place until she felt Sheldon grab her by the waist and pull her into a brief second of a kiss.

Amy pulled away and noticed Sheldon looking at her with more intension, but she began remembering the germs that formed in Sheldon's mouth after he puked at Mrs. Wolowits' residents.

"Oh god," blurted out Amy as she rushed over to the toilet and began vomiting, as she vomited – she felt happy but grossed out at the same time. Not because Sheldon Cooper kissed her – no, no. It was because the thought of someone who puked then kissing someone grossed her out; Amy smiled after she finished vomiting.

But Amy's smiled faded away into a frown when she heard the sound of the bathroom door being slammed shut made her realize that Sheldon must have took the situation a wrong way.

After brushing her teeth, she opened the door and followed the way that Sheldon could have gone.

"Sheldon…" called out Amy.

A/N: I'm not good with titles – I will admit. I think I'm making a good story here but I don't know if I shall continue or not. Btw: I won't be following the future episodes that there will be every Thursday.

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