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The courtroom went silent. Sure, the members of Organization XIII had thought of that nickname ages ago. They had enjoyed endless hours of amusement at their superior's expense, but none of them had ever dared to say it to his face. The prosecutor must have nerves of steel... No, forget steel, it's not strong enough. The lady has nerves of titanium.
The defense attorney, regaining his composure, leapt to his feet and cried "Objection! Your Honor, my client's name is Xemnas. X-E-M. N-A-S. The possible anagrams of that name are unimportant to this case."
A/N: I have no idea where this came from, or why Xemnas would be in a court of law. But as I said in the summary: it needed to be said.