: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie :
ONE-SHOT: Ren should have fortold this even before he started sleeping with the blunette, Horo was a bed-hog! (RenxHoro)
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A kick.
A sigh.
A yawn.
A shove.
A groan.
Tao Ren glares, golden eyes flashing dangerously, across the bed to his sleeping lover, who is 'oh-so-conveniently' spreading all his limbs across the bed in search of cool spots and, of course, the purple haired shaman himself!
Tao Ren knows this, and is in fact, hiding from the Ainu by means of crouching in a corner of the mattress and to prevent himself from becoming a supposedly 'boneless-plushy' that the ice shaman can wrap his arms around and squeeze mercilessly with no consequences.
Tao Ren knows that on mornings that follow nights like that, Horo is completely unaware of why the Chinese boy seems so slow or sluggish, or why his back seems out of place…
But Tao Ren knows.
And then on summer nights, where the cheap air conditioner of the apartment they live in together does not work, Tao Ren is forced to be pushed, shoved, and mercilessly beaten while his oblivious little Ainu searches for spots untouched by body heat or the scorching temperature outside… That usually results in our favorite purple haired shaman being forced to the unreachable corners of the bed, where he can move his body enough to curl up into a ball and hope for sleep…
Tao Ren wonders why he doesn't just shove the moron off the bed and be done with it…
But instead he punishes the Ainu: No sex for a week.
That doesn't work at all…
Because of course, sexually deprived Horo has dirty dreams that usually results in Tao Ren having certain body parts shoved against him at night…
The Chinese boy never used that method of punishment again.
So, here he lies this night, staring at the peaceful face of his lover while the boy finally finds who he looking for by means of sending his arm flying into that said persons stomach: Tao Ren.
As soon as the ice shaman gets a grip, he pulls the boy closer, locking him in a cage of arms and legs that is inescapable…
Golden eyes flash in annoyance and he grips the blunette by the shirt, ready to toss him over the edge when suddenly, he hears a small sound coming from between his sleeping lover's lips as they twitch into a drowsy smile:
"Ren… Aishertu"
His grip instantly weakens and he lets the Ainu hold him captive between his limbs, allowing him to nuzzle his neck and grip him tighter.
Tao Ren sighs.
He loves the bastard too much to force him on the floor or the couch.
Sighing and closing his eyes as Horo shifts slightly, now having his leg shoved between both of Ren's and his arm wrapped tightly around his neck and waist, Tao Ren falls asleep with a few sadistic thoughts running thought his mind:
Tomorrow he would challenge the Ainu to a fight. Seeing as the blunette had gotten such good sleep tonight, he would go all out and make sure to sharpen his Kwan Dao before hand.
Tao Ren falls asleep smiling, just like his Ainu.
Just like the saying goes: When you see a sleeping dog, let it lie…And then beat it with a Kwan Dao.
--Owari--
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