A Satire About Fanfiction.

I'm part of what's happening

Most people have no clue

We rewrite stuff and here's the bottom line

We make it funny too

The sweet caress of language

Our magic's on the net

And with each impregnation of a man

The more success we'll get

Can you hear the LOLs tonight?

Shakespeare got bastardised

The films and games that we no longer play

Given new lease on life

So many plots to create

My inspiration's games

Oblivion is perfect for oneshots

It's me my mother blames

We add to our media

No dumb consumers, we

So we ask IP lawyers one question

Why not just let us be?

Can you hear the LOLs tonight?

Shakespeare got bastardised

The films and games that we no longer play

Given new lease on life

Can you hear the LOLs tonight?

Fox Mulder just gave birth

When you read the craziness that we write

You'll understand our mirth

And if you are an author too

Who likes to write fanfic

Join me in singing this parody

And make the BPI sick

Copyright © 2012 Romersa's Protégé. Individuals and groups are free to copy, share, and perform this work for non-commercial purposes. All other rights reserved.

(Adapted from 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight?'; © 1993 Elton John and Tim Rice. All rights reserved.)