Encounters Of A Haunted House: Dilly-Sama and His Dragonslayers.....
A/N: Ok I felt like writing this so....I'm typing it and posting it :) And where did I get
this idea you ask? Well...last Friday night I watched this friggy thing called,
"Chilingham Castle: The Scariest Places On Earth" Dude, let me tell you! It was
Friggy!!! And the narrator was that evil short woman from Poltergeist with "that"
voice.....keep her away from ME!! Although the story has very little to do with that show
I do have that short woman from Poltergeist in here, does anyone know her name? She
plays an important role......BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! And words
in are the characters thoughts.
Disclaimer: Aside from Chesta in the story I own nothing...okay so I don't own
Chesta....But I can dream.....And the little short woman belongs to.....well, who the
fruity hell cares?
It was a dark and stormy night, Dilandau and his other Dragonslayers were galloping
through the woods on those horsey thingys. Chesta was scared and held onto the reigns of
his horse in a tight grip. Guimel was sleepy and couldn't keep his eyes open while Gatti
whistled quietly, hoping Dilandau wouldn't hear and slap him up side the head.
Yes.....everyone had some type of fear in them...a fear of unimaginable scary
things...except Dilandau of course. Lightning streaked across the sky causing Dalet to let
out a somewhat girlish scream. At that sound, Dilandau stopped his horse and turned it
around to the face the following Dragonslayers. "Ok! Who screamed!" he demanded.
Dalet pointed to Chesta, who pointed to Gatti, who pointed to Migel, who then pointed to
Guimel, who pointed to Dilandau. Because of this, Dilandau slaps Guimel across the
face. "It wasn't me you fool! Aghhh!! Nevermind!"
Lightning strikes the sky again and causes the whole woods to light up. A light which
then reveals a big scary mansion on a hill behind Dilandau. Chesta's eyes grow wide.
"A haunted house!" he screams. Their insane leader narrows his eyebrows, looks behind
him and sees nothing. With a growl he looks back at the trembling Chesta.
"There IS nothing there!!!! Have you recently been eating Folken's cooking? That which
caused you to see a dancing mouse? That mouse which I tried to burn which wasn't
there!?" His voice echoes through the woods with rage. "That made me look like a fool
you know-------'' A deep raging sound of thunder cuts him off and lighting flashes again,
causing the mansion to reappear. All the Dragonslayers point behind their leader
franticly. Dilandau growls and looks behind him, just in time to catch a glimpse of
Chesta's 'haunted house'. With a snicker and smile he looks back at the 5. "We'll take
shelter there." He then begins to lead the group on however, Chesta hesitates some and
Gatti notices.
"Oh, is little baby Chesta scared? Little baby want his blanky?" he says in a baby voice.
Chesta shoots him a glare.
"Shut up Gatti! Remember I wasn't the one who screamed like a girl when that bee got
loose in the Vione!" He then begins flailing his arms about, pretending to be Gatti, " Oh!
Lord Dilandau! Save me! Save me from that scary bug!!!!" Dilandau hears the argument;
I'm traveling with a bunch of idiots!
"SHUT UP! EVERYONE SHUT UP!" the pyro screams. Chesta shuts up and casts his
eyes down sadly. Gatti has a smirk on his face from the little blonds misfortune. Guimel
for some odd reason bursts into song.
"Sheep! Sheep! I like Sheep! SMACK! Owwww....."
"Why did you do that!?" Migel asks quietly. Guimel holds his stinging cheek,
"I was just trying to brighten up the mood...." Migel shakes his head disapprovingly and
looks at Dalet, who catches his gaze and shakes his head also.
"I know...idiots..."
Dilandau growls for no reason...actually he has a reason, he's wet, tired, hungry,
sleepy and needs to burn something! Hmmm...Dilandau thinks to himself, I'll burn
that house down in the morning.....yes......flames......buuurrnnn!!!!
Meanwhile, Chesta jumps at every sound, but he had a good reason...... A long time
ago his older cousin would tell him a story...a very frightening story....a story about a
ghost....a ghost named Jack..... He shudders at the memory of Jack; the stories had
always terrified him, causing him to be traumatized. Suddenly, a scary voice floats in the
air (aka that scary short woman from Poltergeist) as the 6 begin their way up the hill to
the house!
"Tuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn baaccckkkkkkk......" it says. Everyone stops, dead in
their tracks and Chesta whimpers. Dilandau looks around, trying to find the source of the
voice; it wasn't any of his Dragonslayers.....
"That sounded like a she-Zongi...."he murmured but trailed off when the voice came
again.
"Gooooooooooooo aaaaaaawwwwwwaaayyyy......." Chesta looks at Migel, his blue
eyes wide with fright.
"Migel, please hold me."
"No." the rejection causes Chesta to whimper, while the insane leader laughs at the scary
voice.
"HA! Like that will keep me away! Come on! Let's go!" he motions his head forward to
let his men know which way to go......and they followed.....they followed their
leader....but not like the game, follow the leader.....
The sloping hill they climbed was slippery and wet, almost causing the horses they
were riding to lose their balance and fall over. Chesta gets a bad feeling and keeps his
eyes on that "devil house"; it had evil written all over it! Then the voice came again,
echoing softly in the dense, wet air.
"I SAID GO AWAY!!" it insists, rather unsoftly. Dilandau growls and continues to go
his way to.....the house!
"AND I SAY BURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!"
"I AM!" the voice shoots back. Chesta gasps, a voice from Hell! Dilandau's face grows
blank, he doesn't really know what to say, what else could he yell besides, 'burn'?
"OH...WELL COTINUE TO BURN!"
"BLAH! YOU WILL REGRET THAT!" it yells then slowly disappears. Chesta begins
shaking, what should I do!? If I run I'd have to face Dilandau's wrath, but if I stay I'd
have to face the voice from hell......... He contemplated it for a while and chose the
voice from hell.
" It looks like Chesta is about to piss his pants! Let's hope that house has a toilet before
it's too late!" Gatti announced, breaking the moment of silence. This causes everyone to
laugh, even Dilandau. They all laughed at Chesta's expense, they'll never let me live
this down, he thought to himself. It all started with the short jokes, then the blond jokes
were added on, then the encounter with the dancing mouse.....now this. Chesta was NOT
happy, he let out an unhappy sigh.
Dilandau halted, everyone else halted also, because they were at the mansions gate
and on that gate was a sign. Chesta's heart began to pace faster and faster! So fast it was
beyond incredible fastness! Dilandau lights a match and covers it with his hand so that
the rain couldn't kill it. He raised it to the sign so he could read, and read he did;
"Hmmm...the sign says........"
A/N: BLAHAHAHAHAHA!!! To be continued!!! My first cliffhanger....if that is one...
What does the sign say!? Only I know!! Blahahahahaha!!! Tell me if I should continue in
the review!! And also I'm thinking about adding people who want to be added in
here...so if you want to be in a story like this, then do not hate and do not dis....wow I'm
such a poet....PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! I have plans for this demented story!!!
A/N: Ok I felt like writing this so....I'm typing it and posting it :) And where did I get
this idea you ask? Well...last Friday night I watched this friggy thing called,
"Chilingham Castle: The Scariest Places On Earth" Dude, let me tell you! It was
Friggy!!! And the narrator was that evil short woman from Poltergeist with "that"
voice.....keep her away from ME!! Although the story has very little to do with that show
I do have that short woman from Poltergeist in here, does anyone know her name? She
plays an important role......BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! And words
in are the characters thoughts.
Disclaimer: Aside from Chesta in the story I own nothing...okay so I don't own
Chesta....But I can dream.....And the little short woman belongs to.....well, who the
fruity hell cares?
It was a dark and stormy night, Dilandau and his other Dragonslayers were galloping
through the woods on those horsey thingys. Chesta was scared and held onto the reigns of
his horse in a tight grip. Guimel was sleepy and couldn't keep his eyes open while Gatti
whistled quietly, hoping Dilandau wouldn't hear and slap him up side the head.
Yes.....everyone had some type of fear in them...a fear of unimaginable scary
things...except Dilandau of course. Lightning streaked across the sky causing Dalet to let
out a somewhat girlish scream. At that sound, Dilandau stopped his horse and turned it
around to the face the following Dragonslayers. "Ok! Who screamed!" he demanded.
Dalet pointed to Chesta, who pointed to Gatti, who pointed to Migel, who then pointed to
Guimel, who pointed to Dilandau. Because of this, Dilandau slaps Guimel across the
face. "It wasn't me you fool! Aghhh!! Nevermind!"
Lightning strikes the sky again and causes the whole woods to light up. A light which
then reveals a big scary mansion on a hill behind Dilandau. Chesta's eyes grow wide.
"A haunted house!" he screams. Their insane leader narrows his eyebrows, looks behind
him and sees nothing. With a growl he looks back at the trembling Chesta.
"There IS nothing there!!!! Have you recently been eating Folken's cooking? That which
caused you to see a dancing mouse? That mouse which I tried to burn which wasn't
there!?" His voice echoes through the woods with rage. "That made me look like a fool
you know-------'' A deep raging sound of thunder cuts him off and lighting flashes again,
causing the mansion to reappear. All the Dragonslayers point behind their leader
franticly. Dilandau growls and looks behind him, just in time to catch a glimpse of
Chesta's 'haunted house'. With a snicker and smile he looks back at the 5. "We'll take
shelter there." He then begins to lead the group on however, Chesta hesitates some and
Gatti notices.
"Oh, is little baby Chesta scared? Little baby want his blanky?" he says in a baby voice.
Chesta shoots him a glare.
"Shut up Gatti! Remember I wasn't the one who screamed like a girl when that bee got
loose in the Vione!" He then begins flailing his arms about, pretending to be Gatti, " Oh!
Lord Dilandau! Save me! Save me from that scary bug!!!!" Dilandau hears the argument;
I'm traveling with a bunch of idiots!
"SHUT UP! EVERYONE SHUT UP!" the pyro screams. Chesta shuts up and casts his
eyes down sadly. Gatti has a smirk on his face from the little blonds misfortune. Guimel
for some odd reason bursts into song.
"Sheep! Sheep! I like Sheep! SMACK! Owwww....."
"Why did you do that!?" Migel asks quietly. Guimel holds his stinging cheek,
"I was just trying to brighten up the mood...." Migel shakes his head disapprovingly and
looks at Dalet, who catches his gaze and shakes his head also.
"I know...idiots..."
Dilandau growls for no reason...actually he has a reason, he's wet, tired, hungry,
sleepy and needs to burn something! Hmmm...Dilandau thinks to himself, I'll burn
that house down in the morning.....yes......flames......buuurrnnn!!!!
Meanwhile, Chesta jumps at every sound, but he had a good reason...... A long time
ago his older cousin would tell him a story...a very frightening story....a story about a
ghost....a ghost named Jack..... He shudders at the memory of Jack; the stories had
always terrified him, causing him to be traumatized. Suddenly, a scary voice floats in the
air (aka that scary short woman from Poltergeist) as the 6 begin their way up the hill to
the house!
"Tuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn baaccckkkkkkk......" it says. Everyone stops, dead in
their tracks and Chesta whimpers. Dilandau looks around, trying to find the source of the
voice; it wasn't any of his Dragonslayers.....
"That sounded like a she-Zongi...."he murmured but trailed off when the voice came
again.
"Gooooooooooooo aaaaaaawwwwwwaaayyyy......." Chesta looks at Migel, his blue
eyes wide with fright.
"Migel, please hold me."
"No." the rejection causes Chesta to whimper, while the insane leader laughs at the scary
voice.
"HA! Like that will keep me away! Come on! Let's go!" he motions his head forward to
let his men know which way to go......and they followed.....they followed their
leader....but not like the game, follow the leader.....
The sloping hill they climbed was slippery and wet, almost causing the horses they
were riding to lose their balance and fall over. Chesta gets a bad feeling and keeps his
eyes on that "devil house"; it had evil written all over it! Then the voice came again,
echoing softly in the dense, wet air.
"I SAID GO AWAY!!" it insists, rather unsoftly. Dilandau growls and continues to go
his way to.....the house!
"AND I SAY BURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!"
"I AM!" the voice shoots back. Chesta gasps, a voice from Hell! Dilandau's face grows
blank, he doesn't really know what to say, what else could he yell besides, 'burn'?
"OH...WELL COTINUE TO BURN!"
"BLAH! YOU WILL REGRET THAT!" it yells then slowly disappears. Chesta begins
shaking, what should I do!? If I run I'd have to face Dilandau's wrath, but if I stay I'd
have to face the voice from hell......... He contemplated it for a while and chose the
voice from hell.
" It looks like Chesta is about to piss his pants! Let's hope that house has a toilet before
it's too late!" Gatti announced, breaking the moment of silence. This causes everyone to
laugh, even Dilandau. They all laughed at Chesta's expense, they'll never let me live
this down, he thought to himself. It all started with the short jokes, then the blond jokes
were added on, then the encounter with the dancing mouse.....now this. Chesta was NOT
happy, he let out an unhappy sigh.
Dilandau halted, everyone else halted also, because they were at the mansions gate
and on that gate was a sign. Chesta's heart began to pace faster and faster! So fast it was
beyond incredible fastness! Dilandau lights a match and covers it with his hand so that
the rain couldn't kill it. He raised it to the sign so he could read, and read he did;
"Hmmm...the sign says........"
A/N: BLAHAHAHAHAHA!!! To be continued!!! My first cliffhanger....if that is one...
What does the sign say!? Only I know!! Blahahahahaha!!! Tell me if I should continue in
the review!! And also I'm thinking about adding people who want to be added in
here...so if you want to be in a story like this, then do not hate and do not dis....wow I'm
such a poet....PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! I have plans for this demented story!!!