Pete Wentz: So I pulled over on the side of the road to change a tire, some jerk pulls up behind me, gets out of his car and asks "Got a flat?" NO, I ROTATE MY TIRES EVERY 3,000 MILES DUMBASS!

Avan Jogia: Whaaat? It's just something someone asks when you're pulled over!

Dani Benson: D-u-m-b-a-s-s

Gerard Way: Wooowww…

Pete Wentz: Funny thing about common sense…it's not common…

Gerard Way: So true.

Avan Jogia: I'm logging off

Pete Wentz: Baby, come back! D:

Avan Jogia: …

Gerard Way: Avan…RUN

Avan Jogia: Way ahead of ya.

Pete Wentz: You can blame it all on me!

Pete Wentz: A love quote from me to Tori Vega; If you are a bird, I am a bird as well

Gerard Way: …

Tori Vega: …

Avan Jogia: …

Dani Benson: Cricket…cricket…cricket…

Tori Vega: Aw! A cute little cricket :3

Pete Wentz: -Throws a shoe at the cricket- SHUT UP!

Tori Vega: Aw…poor cricket ;(

Gerard Way: CRICKET MURDERER!

Dani Benson: D:

Pete Wentz: Eh, he'll be fine…walk it off!

Dani Benson: Life is too important to be taken seriously

Pete Wentz: Yep. You're definitely my little sister ;)

Avan Jogia: Halez yeah!

Tori Vega: You go girlie

Gerard Way: Win.

Pete Wentz: *WARNING* my caffeine level is dangerously LOW! Approach at your own risk. (This has been a public service announcement.)

Gerard Way: Shouldn't we be more concerned if it was high?

Dani Benson: You have a point there bud.

Pete Wentz: Once again, I hate you all.

Dani Benson: I called your boyfriend gay, so he slapped me with his purse.

Pete Wentz: Like, oh my gosh, no way! You go girl!

Gerard Way: Is anyone else concerned about Pete's sexual orientation?

Avan Jogia: A little bit…

Dani Benson: Have been for years.

Pete Wentz: I am like, soooo insulted.

Gerard Way: My point has been proven…

Pete Wentz: Alright, I'm bored as hell, so I've come up with a fun activity to entertain myself and soon many others…In the next 15 minutes, everyone has to make as many insulting comments about my sister's tits! Go!

Gerard Way: I need a tissue! Got any extra hundred in that bra you got on?

Avan Jogia: Hey! There are my missing watermelons!

Chester Bennington: Tits on steroids!

Avan Jogia: There's the ice cream cones she stole from me last month! Give me them…o.o…on second thought, you can keep them. Don't really know where they've been…Gerard probably does ;)

Pete Wentz: I am so not bored anymore :D

Gerard Way: How many times do I have to tell you guys? I do not have a thing for Dani!

Avan Jogia: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that bud.

Dani Benson: PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ, I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!

Avan Jogia: Oh, you're screwed now Pete! She used your full name D:

Pete Wentz: I'm shaking in my shoes -_-

Dani Benson: Why did you post that status about my boobs?

Pete Wentz: That's what you get for stealing my cookie Titzilla!

Gerard Way: I thought it was because you were bored. ?:/

Pete Wentz: Yeah, I lied about that.

Tori Vega: See what happens when you mess with people babe? She's going to smack you when she gets here.

Pete Wentz: Please, she's on the other side of town.

Tori Vega: She just pulled in the driveway.

Pete Wentz: OH SHIT!

Gerard Way: HAHA!

Avan Jogia: If you die, can I have your stuff?

Pete Wentz: Fuck off dude! D:

Avan Jogia: Alright, but I ain't doing that shit anywhere near your ass!

Pete Wentz: This is just not my day…