A/N: YO! It's Sho!
Since my phone literally got bombed with messages(it nearly exploded) because of my ultra addictive cousin(she is much more violent even though she is just as much of a fangirl as I am) two hours ago, I decided to just make an exception and make one actual fluffy story. ONE only. If I'm only gonna end up not satisfying you people then who knows what might happen to meh!? Because as I have said in my first one-shot, I'm a pretty emotional person, so if you don't want me to continue this story just PLEASE ask nicely.
Here you go! Be nice!
Fact: This story took a couple of death threats until it was finally posted.
Disclaimer: If I do own Fairy Tail then the second generation would have started a looooong time ago.
"Who the hell does he think he is? Waking me up early in the morning. Just like that. On a SATURDAY. 5 in the morning, on a freaking SATURDAY, just to buy wedding preparations. What suddenly corrupted his mind that he thought I would be just the right planner for HIS wedding? I don't even know what he wants as the wedding colors, flowers, food, serving style, where he wants it happening, who he's marrying, the bride's dress, bridesmaids' dresses, suits, etc. Does he fucking think I could decide all of this by my fucking self? I suck at this! See?! I TOTALLY suck at this!"
"Those tulips you ordered though are pretty nice Ma'am."
"Encouragement doesn't help. The only thing I know about the idiot is that he loves fire. Of course I would choose that!"
"Okay Ma'am, I know you're upset but can you please just accept the change already? You're holding up the line." Who are YOU to tell me tha—wait what?
"Really?" I turned around and pretty much, there were already a lot of people on the line carrying plastic baskets and holding shopping carts with whatever they were buying, glaring daggers at me like I was a crazy JB fan.
So that was where the heat came from.
"Oh! Uh, hehe. Sorry! I'll pick up the rest of these in a few days okay? OKAY BYE!" I quickly snatched the 20 jewels the lady was holding, picking up the heavy(as HELL) bags full of orange tulips and red roses and dashed out of the flower shop like a mad woman. Hey, you try to plan a whole wedding in a 5-hour deadline and let's see if YOU won't start acting like it's the end of the world and there are already a lot of helicopters chasing you so that they can take you hostage like it's World War III.
Why did that pink-haired idiot choose me for this anyway? He has a hell lot of other employees in FT to choose from but why did he have to just pick this one?! I don't even know everything you need to have for a wedding! And worse I never even gave a crap about it! He could have just picked Mirajane and/or Erza! Mirajane has even better taste in romantic things and if he picked her he would have gotten better flowers and decorations! And if he picked Erza, she would have picked him an even better tasting cake and nicer designer suits and dresses(since she likes to dress up a lot, though her habit rivals with Evergreen)! He even gone as far as to tempt me with a life time supply of bacon. That sick bastard.
Just why me?! I mean-I would have been fine with choosing the location and setting up the tables but why does everything have to be decided by me?!
By the time I'll be finished choosing the bride's dress, which is the last thing in the list that I haven't finished yet, I'm so going to kick his ass for making me waste my precious weekend on shit like this. Just you wait, Natsu Dragneel. You'll have a blonde named Lucy Heartfilia swinging a metal axe to cut your head off in your office later. Oh ho, just you wait…
That was what I thought before I entered the oh-so-girly bridal shop. Also known as an immature and slightly rebellious woman's(like me) hell.
Scratch that, a chainsaw would be better.
Information:
Name: Lucy Heartfilia
Age: 23
Type: Normally a 'Cheerful Bookworm' type, 'Rebellious and Immature teen' personality comes out in rare occasions
Occupation: Secretary to Natsu Dragneel and an online Author
Works at: FT Agency-Business Company
Likes: Zodiacs, Stars, Books, Friends, Sports, Music, and every other kind of violent stuff you can use to either torture or kill someone
Dislikes: A lot of stuff(A/N: I wrote a lot of stuff she hates and I'm pretty lazy to list all of them :P)
Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Scolding her idiotic best friend, Hanging out with friends, and Doing anything jumpy
Damn, the chainsaw I saw at the hardware store wasn't on sale today. It was pretty expensive. Damn it.
Eh, whatever. At least I have a whip though. It'll work.
Putting my scowl on, I stormed down the hall leading towards Natsu's office and yelled. "NATSU! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Somewhere ahead, I heard the exclamation of "Oh, shit!" and a couple of feet running away from the hall I was currently stomping forward in. They probably knew it was me, because the last time something like this happened I nearly scared the shit out of everyone in the whole cafeteria when I punched Gray for stripping in front of one of our clients. He never stripped in front of anyone from outside the company ever again. Ha! Suits him.
Now, back to the matter at hand. I have an idiot's butt to whip.
Slamming the door to his office open, it opened to reveal him halfway into jumping out the window, panicking when he saw the look on my face which I'm clearly sure is screaming out the words 'I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!'
"H-Hey Luce! You finished the list? Hehe." He said and stood up straight to regain his composure, making my scowl bigger when he looked like he didn't even do anything about ruining my sweet, sweet weekend. Natsu's just grinning at me as if nothing happened! GRINNING!
This motherfucking piece of shit…
Information:
Name: Natsu Dragneel
Age: 24
Type: 'Careless, Reckless and Immature' boyish type, though can be a whole lot serious sometimes
Occupation: FT Agency's Manager
Works at: FT Agency-Business Company
Likes: Fire, Food, Friends, Food, and more food
Dislikes: People who hurts his friends, working
Hobbies: Playing with fire, Messing with Lucy, Hanging out with friends
"DON'T HEY LUCE ME!" I shouted angrily as I walked towards him and grabbed him by the collar of his white office shirt. "I had done nothing this week but work you asshole! For the whole week I have done nothing but reschedule your meetings because you keep slacking off from them, and signed your paper works for you because they are WAY overdue! Now when I finally have a chance to relax and spend my weekend on not leaving my bed, you just HAD to call me when the sun barely rose yet and make ME prepare for YOUR FUCKING WEDDING! And worse, YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!"
By the time I was finally holding my knee on my other hand, panting, Natsu, who looked like he had gotten deaf halfway through my yelling, snapped out of his stupor and just grinned at me again. AGAIN! Oh just how much do I wanna punch that shitty grin off his face…
"Okay look, I'm sorry—"
"I don't forgive you." He just ignored me and continued.
"—that I woke you up that early. It's just that—how do I put this?" I slowly raised my whip but had to put it back down since he was done thinking about whatever he was thinking about. Damn, so close to knocking him out.
"Ah! Here! Put this on." I know I'm supposed to be pissed off at him right now but why am I actually obliging? Bad hand. Why are you following what this jackass is saying?
I just sighed and let him put on whatever the object was on my left hand and when he was finished, I took a look at it. It was a ring. It's simple really, just with a salmon colored jewel on the middle—wait, why is it on this finger? "Hey Natsu—!"
"Come on!" I didn't get to utter another word as the idiot gripped my wrist and literally dragged me out of his office in a sprint, making me let go of my whip and left it behind. NO! MAH WHIP!
The next time I opened my eyes I was now in front of Igneel's desk with Natsu beside me, not really knowing what is going on and just waited for the bastard to speak.
"Hey Dad?"
"Yeah Natsu?" Igneel said, looking up at us from his desk with the exact same grin this idiot has beside me while running a hand through his flaming red hair. "Do you need anything?"
Information:
Name: Igneel Dragneel
Age: 45
Type: Just the same type as his son
Works at: FT Agency-Business Company
Occupation: Natsu's Boss at FT Agency
Likes: ?
Dislikes: ?
Hobbies: ?
"Well, Dad…I got some exciting news!" Natsu exclaimed beside me happily, me raising a brow at whatever this news may be. Maybe he's gonna tell him that he's getting married? Who exactly is he getting married to? Is she pretty? Ugly? Wait, if Natsu actually got into a relationship why didn't I notice it? The guy can barely keep a secret, to me that is. He can never resist my rehearsed cute puppy eyes. BUWAHAHAHA! But seriously who is he getting married to?
I was busy pondering over what his announcement was that I barely noticed when he grabbed my left hand, where the ring was placed, and raised it next to his which also has one placed on it.
"You see Dad, me and Lucy," his grin grew wider "are getting married!"
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…what?
"WHAT?! YOU TWO ARE GETTING HITCHED?!"
"Hell yeah old man!" Natsu replied as I just stood there next to him, completely frozen in place. I'm getting married...to him? This idiot? Idiot? Getting married, to me?!
Just what the fuck is happening?!
"Really Lucy?! You fell in love with this douche?!" Hell no!
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!" I said nothing as I just faced towards Natsu and fell forward, my face now buried into his shoulder as I can only mutter the two words that I absolutely want to yell furiously at him right now, but not wanting to risk being caught by his father.
"Phuck phyou."
"Hahaha, I love you too Luce. Hehehe…" I heard him laugh nervously as he stroke my back, probably trying to convince Igneel. Love you Luce my ass. Just what the hell are you planning Natsu Dragneel? I sighed into his shoulder.
Just where is a whip when you need one?
A/N: I honestly don't know where I'm gonna go with this story. Sure I have a plot, yeah, but writing never really is that easy when you're pressured. Let's just see how far I can go on shall we?
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Ja ne!
~Shoyukine