Lamb to the Slaughter

by ColeyCakes

What do you say when your husband comes home from work, and asks for a divorce because he would like to marry someone else? Let us ask Mary Maloney, shall we? Mary was waiting all day for her husband to come home from work. He walks in and says "Mary I want to divorce you, I found someone else"... Instead of saying anything she hits her husband on the head with a leg of lamb.

Nicole Marie Johnston

5813 LaVista Drive, Alexandria, VA 22310

(c) 703-313-8429 (h) 703-971-5981 (w) 703-313-8429

Education:

T.A. Edison High School, Alexandria VA: Graduated in '06

Work History:

Banfield, The Pet Hospital: from 2005 - Present as a PetNurse

Assistant, PetNurse and Client Service Coordinator.

Duties: Draw Blood, Notes, holding animals, XRays, Vitals, Surgery,

Ran testings, Pet Owner consultations,

Going over estimates, Information that needs to be given, Checking in

Clients, Checking Out Clients, Answering Phones, Making appointments,

doing end of day reports for the hospital, Cash drawer, Scheduling,

Cleaning hospital, Inventory

Strengths: Friendly, Outgoing, Attention to detail, Professional,

Multitasking, Customer Relation Skills, Phone Skills

Hobbies: Basketball, Writing blog on old movies and

actors/actresses/directors at coleypugtalksoldmovies , watching sports (football and basketball),

games, walking, swimming

Notes: Wanted to make note that I had back surgery in June of 2012, and

will no longer be able to lift heavy objects. I am doing Physical

Therapy, therefore, I might be able to later on after Doctor

permission.