Random Black Butler/Ouran High School Host Club/Hetalia/Fruits Basket/Pokémon referenced crack story time!
By: Poppit-The-Ginger (non bold) and FallenAutumLeaves (bold)
Kyo walks through the forest and comes upon a hat, a fancy hat.
And from in the hat, Chibi Romano cursed a Boss Spain!
While a scared Feli waved a white flag and screamed, "Pasta~~~!"
While Bard burnt the flag in an attempt to cook pasta for Italy
Germany proceeded to chase Finny for talking too much.
While Ciel wondered WTF was going on in his garden.
Bassy went to investigate on Ciel's orders.
Where a wild China (not LAU!) appeared!
Bassy! Use Fury Swipes! Hit (2) times! A critical hit!
China fainted, as England and France yelled, "Our slave!"
America flew over in a plane yelling, "THE HERO IS HERE!" but then promptly crashed into Ouran High and Shigure's house.
Yuki proceeded with one of his suicide-inducing rants, causing Italy to cry and Kyoya to glare.
Shigure sat back singing, "High School girls! ~ High School Girls! ~ All for me, High School girls! ~" and the Ouran princesses ran away.
Haruhi proceeded to twitch as Lizzie hit Yuki into France, who proceeded to make him a colony!
Akito bargained to get Yuki back by offering 3 grains of rice and Japans cat.
Which Bassy quickly stole!
Mrowf!
Greece then took the cat from Bassy, putting it on his mother's ruins with the rest of his kitty hoard.
The twins began poking fun at poor England.
England sent them to his enemy, France, promising joy and wonderment there!
Needless to say, they didn't have fun, too many flowers!
And Yuki began to rant to them, still in France's custody.
Tamaki came to visit his old friend, France, and ran around skipping "Mon Ami! My Pal!"
And was quickly tackled by Grell, yelling "Gorgeous men! All for me!"
Will hit him in the head and dragged him away, "I hate overtime…"
Alois proceeded to kidnap Chibi Romano and Italy, who had been held captive by Russia.
Over in the corner, Sebastian and Claude were having a Pokémon card battle.
"Snivey, I choose you!" Claude yelled, but was badly beaten. "You failed," Hannah told him. "SHUT IT HANNAH!" Could be heard around the world…
Ciel pranced around with his nose in the air, gloating at Alois!
"Take Italy Back!" Germany begged Austria, his resident freeloader.
Switzerland shot anyone who got in his bubble, namly Hani. This caused a mini-war.
Switzerland, Poland, and Germany (the Manyland team) against Hani, Mori, and Kyoya (the Screw you, Ootori's!)
Haruhi just watched eating ~FANCY TUNA~!
Which she stole from Japan.
Who misses his cat.
"Japan!" Greece held out a cat to his friend, Mr. Japan
Japan was happy again ^_^
China was still fainted…and everyone's bitch.
No one noticed Canada with his bear.
"Oh Canada~! All the Canadians are French fucking assholes~!" Romano and a drunken Kyoya sang (no offence to any readers of this nationality)
France tackled Kyoya.
"Leave my Kyoya pal alone!" A distraught Hitori yelled, going all 'dragon' on Frances arse.
Sadly, he just flopped around like a sea horse out of water (pun INTENDED) This brought Ayame running for water.
And Lizzie picking him up, screaming "CUTE!"
He turned into a snake and she screamed and ran to hide behind Haruhi, "Save me, cute guy!"
"I'm not a guy!" She moved away from the strange, small girl.
She chased him like no tomorrow. They bumped into Kyo and Hatsuharu, turning them into animals.
"Damn you!" "Moo?" "PASTA~!" Japan wiggled after being shown around Italy's place.
Haruhi, being clumsy as we know, fell and broke ANOTHER vase! Kyoya laughed; it wasn't his.
"But you are now a German colony until you pay us back!"
Kyoya chuckled more maniacally. Haruhi donned a maid outfit and waited on Germany hand and foot.
Austria demanded he were waited on as well, so he stole Bassy.
That made Ciel angry, but what could he do?
Claude offered to be Ciel's butler until his butlers return.
Ciel declined. That awful girl from France popped up as soon as everyone transformed back.
"Ciel-u~!" Soma yelled, pouncing on the young boy, India (we know there is no India in Hetalia, it just fits, okay?) in tow.
Éclair screamed and fainted.
"Scary, mean, Tamaki taking lady!" Hani yelled.
Everyone froze and looked over, shrugged, and continued to do whatever they were doing.
"Hello~" Viscount Druitt said to the girl.
She was entranced.
"PERVERT!" Ciel yelling, beating the man.
"Become one with Russia!~" Russia creeped behind Mori. Takashi stayed stoic and walked away.
"No, become part of—" "Shut up, France!"
"PASTA~~~!"
"SHUT IT BROTHER! Spain, you gotta get me outta here!"
Italy continued to make pasta and eat it, "Ve~!"
"Austria, get outta my house!"
A meteor was spotted in the sky!
"Oh nooo!"
Everyone looked up, some faces showing concern, others fright.
And it hit…
And a magical fairy popped out, cursing everyone and turning them into anime characters.
THE END!
A.N.: This is what happens when you give two teenage, anime-loving, girls free time in math and chemistry class. PURE and utter crack. No offence is intended, we love all the characters…except maybe the Viscount and Yuki…
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