Heyya guys...Its my first TAO REN AND TAO JUN FAN FIC! Enjoy...

A fantasy version mix-up of the series most misinterpreted characters, this is one hell of a story. Prince Ryu of the Funbari kingdom will wage war to the Tao kingdom, unless he marries Princess Jun, so her Bodyguard, Pailong, protects her, while poor servant Tamaorella likes Prince Ren, but Princess Pirika opposes! What will happen in this story?

+CHAPTER I – Marriage:

Once upon a time, in ancient China, there was a peaceful and beautiful kingdom named Tao, ruled by a royal family. The king and queen had a beautiful daughter and a young handsome prince.

But sadly, one day the opposing kingdom which was ruled by the fierce and evil, Ultra-pompadour prince Ryu and the very enthusiastic Princess Pirika of the Funbari Onsen kingdom, was going to wage war, on one condition, so...

"Dear, what should we do?" The Queen asked the king as the messengers brought the dreadful news.

"Hmm...Maybe we CAN make a deal with him...Messengers! Tell Ultra-pompadour Prince Ryu about what he wants from us..." the king ordered.

"Yes your highness!" They went off. Suddenly, sounds were heard from the corridor...

"Jun! Ren! Come out right this instant!" The King ordered, noticing the two who were eaves dropping.

"Uh-oh...I guess we'd better show ourselves..." Jun pulled her little brother, Ren, out, walking towards the throne.

"Father, what in the world did we just hear?" Ren asked. Just then, Li Pailong ran in, he was looking for them. He was their personal Bodyguard. Ooh! ;)

"The opposing kingdom...they're going to wage war on us...and the only way we can stop them is by making a deal...as they said..." The king sadly said as he thought of what it might be...

...Meanwhile at Prince Ryu's Ultra-Pompadour castle...

"Prince Ryu, his royal highness, the king of the Tao kingdom pleads you to come to the palace whenever you can to just settle things in a better way...That is all sir." The messengers arrived at Prince Ryu's castle, in the throne room together with Princess Pirika.

"No need for me to come to the Tao's...Just tell them that I WANT TO MARRY PRINCESS JUN, oh and yes, Princess Pirika, what do YOU want?" He suddenly turned to her.

"Ooh...Me? I LIKE PRINCE REN!" Princess Pirika seemingly shouted.

"Hmm...Very well! You heard us! GO!" Prince Ryu commanded the shocked messengers, as he went off.

...When the messengers arrived at The Tao Kingdom...

"Your royal Chinese highness! We bring you a shocking message from the Funbari kingdom! PRINCE RYU WAHTS TO MARRY PRINCESS JUN, PRINCESS PIRIKA LIKES PRINCE REN! Eyes in spirals"

The messengers sounded. Then Princess Jun and prince Ren came in...

"M-Marry t-that jerk!" "That brat!" Princess Jun and Prince Ren both shouted.

"Well, apparently unless you want your people sliced to bits, yes." The king sweat dropped.

"NO WAY!"

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Heyya guys! So how was it? I just thought of finally using their "royal" English dub accents as inspiration. And the Ultra-Pompadour thing? The Elvis hair-do...Aheheh. ;)

KAYA ;)

Thanks to: chibi fire spirit, Kelsy, Holy Girl, Nerissa and to all who reviewed!