A/N:
Rei's point of view.
'Italics' are Drigger's thoughts who is inside of Rei's mind making Rei the only one to hear Drigger.
If anything is spelled funny, it's supposed to be like to build a character feel.
OOC
O.o? is a scene, time, and place change.
I'm aware that Rei is actually not a loser but isn't there a part of us that will always think we are a looser?
I"m only reloading this because i forgot the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade.
--chapter 1--
It was three weeks since I saw him up close. A gentle walk to a pop machine and bam! There he was looking just as gorgeous as ever. Of course, I saw him, froze and hauled ass back to my dorm room with my roomie Max. Damn. And you just have to love Max too, because he was dating his roommate Tyson.
Yes, the lord loves me, sometimes.
So, yeah, basically I take stalking to a whole new level but here, at the boarding school Delogram, it's like no one notices me because I'm like this loser (Yay me). Probably because I talk to myself all the time but hey, it's all good because really, I'm talking to my other voice Drigger (as so I named him).
OK now that I think of it. That does sound a little crazy. But Max knows I'm not crazy! That's why he talks to Tyson and gets him to spy on my beloved to see if he says anything about me. But even though I hold my hopes up high, Kai doesn't even know that I, Kon Rei, exists.
But this semester just might be my biggest break yet (I say that every semester). We all get new classes and maybe, just maybe that this time, when I get one with him, the teacher will sit me beside him! Oh the one class I really want with him is dance. Just because I get to see his body, but I have a run of bad luck. I can't dance worth shit. But hell, I'd even settle with that.
So that's how I got here with Maxie and Tyson. My two greatest friends and the only people who know that I am not invisible. I am cool among my friends but I'm such a loser to society. Anyways, we're looking at the spreadsheet of our classes. Of course, Max and Tyson got them all together, it's a set up, I swear. But I really didn't care about what classes they got. Only me and Kai. Which I had already looked at Kai's classes because they print out all of the student's class and pin them to this lovely brown board of truth. Of course Kai majored in Dance so that's his longest period and he is the greatest dancer here. Gets all of the lead parts.
So as I run my hand down my class list, my heart sinks. No classes but Gym with him. But there is luck. I get to be in the pit crew for dancing. Which means I 'wait' on him (maybe) like a waitress in a resterant. If I'm lucky and assigned. But then again, he is the most malicious asshole but I think that's what I love about him.
"So?" Tyson asks me while holding his boyfriend.
"I have gym with him. But, I also am in the Dance pit." I told them both. At least I have a great figure, a little feminine but I'm lovely. I know I am but I just hid it all with my baggy pants and my silky shirts with sleeves. And my out-of-date shoes don't help much either.
"Hey, do you guys think that maybe if I work hard enough, I could dance and be with Kai?" I asked. Sure, being in pit crew for Kai was great but... I wanted to be with him all the time and stuff. Maybe I should stick to my 'Kong-fu' as people called it, which I had forgotten most of...
"I think you could do it. Hell, your flexible so it could work." A beaming Maxie told me. Something I would remember forever. I actually loved to dance I just really sucked at it. And I have no rhythm to music because I can't find the beat to freaking move to. So I just look like I am having seizures.
"Or maybe you could learn to sing. I like the way you sing." Tyson suggested.
Like I said before; Cool among my friends but such a loser to society.
But the singing thing I never really thought of. Actually now that I'm thinking about this, I can see myself up on stage with my microphone and Kai dances with grace to my beautiful song. Oh it's wonderful. Then I notice, I can't sing with a beat so Kai hates me for showing him as a failure.
"I think I'm going to go live in a dumpster now." I tore down my classes as I took off towards my dorm. It was Saturday and I was going to spend it eating Ice cream and watching depressing movies. I could hear the lovebirds behind me shuffle away from each other and start to follow me.
I was walking and minding my own business. I swear! But you see as I was turning the corner to go to my dorm I just happened to bump into the devil/walking sex dream/sourpuss/sex. Or Kai. Items went everywhere and we both fell back onto our asses. Oh it was a bloody, freaking mess that had Kai going all Russian on me after he was zipped into reality. So I was no bigger than a piss ant when I ran away and knocked down Tyson and Max with a blood shot face. Woo, chibi Rei on a run away!
O.o?
'Size up to 'em!' Drigger commanded.
I was pacing in the front yard and shaking my head. There was no way I could 'size up to him' as Drigger told me to do. No way—no how! And how was I supposed to get back into my dorm room?
'That vine stuff looks pretty sturdy.' I heard Drigger suggest something else bad.
Does he want me to kill myself? Just because that is what I feel like doing, doesn't mean that I actually want to do that! Damn.
So, before I knew it, I was stuck to the side of the Dorm building climbing up the green vine that I was soon to regret. I remembered Max telling me to never touch it but I was too busy daydreaming about Kai, and Drigger was fussing over that morning's breakfast so neither of us could remember what Max said. But I knew one thing was for sure, I was fucking itchy.
I sighed. All I wanted to do right now at this very moment was to have a shower and masturbate to thoughts of Kai. That sounded heavenly compared to being stuck to a side of a building. But I trudged on, hoping like hell that I wouldn't fall back down to the ground. I was nearly three windows down from mine and I had already seen too much. Two people about two floors down were doing some ungodly things with food and their selves; which not only made me not hungry but scared too. So much for sulking and eating sweet ice cream.
Finally. I was there. At my window and hanging on the ledge of it. But from where I was at, I think it was probably best to still be on the vine and open the window from there because I had no idea how I was going to open it now. Maybe Max was inside with Tyson. So I pounded-ed on the window.
I also lifted myself up to see inside the window, only to be knocked in the head by Max opening the window to yell at the person making the noise. He squeaked when I groaned from the pain throbbing in my head. God how it hurt.
"REI! What in the hell are you doing!?" He screamed as he grabbed my arm and pulled my happy ass into the window. I crumpled down onto the floor still groaning from the pain. If I wasn't in such pain I would have noticed Tyson struggling to put on his pants but that's what I have Drigger for.
'Good thing you didn't come a second later...' Drigger snickered. I ignored him of course! I knew my friends were sexually active but I sure as hell didn't want to think about... it.
My head throbbed again so my hand was trying to magically cure this pain, because I was crazy enough to think that touching the bump would feel better. It didn't, I needed to brush up on these 'magical powers' of mine.
'Your a dumbass. Do you know that?' Drigger told me matter-of-factly.
"Shut up Drigger. Guys I'm going to bed." I crawled onto my 'sea-men' free bed. (Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.)
Tomorrow was Sunday, which meant that I would be going to my classes like everyone else. For introduction purposes. Blech, I hate these stupid classes because the PE teacher will actually give you homework, which was so massively gay.
'Pff, kid your massively gay not your PE teacher.' Drigger told me.
I groaned into my pillow, willing Drigger to shut up so I could sleep. He loved keeping me up, so I loved to slam my head into walls in the morning to wake myself up. And not only would I get a headache but Drigger would as well. Then it was non-stop whining so people stared at me.
I sighed into my pillow as Drigger began to sing a song that was stuck in my head earlier. Drigger had no problem finding the beat in things... lucky ass. Soon I was off into dreamland; which included some nightmares (no Kai!). Damn I was itchy.
And Damn, there was an annoying sound.
"Shut up, you stupid freaking noise of hell spawn!" I yelled out. I was, key word; was, dreaming about my 'walking wet dream'. (Also known as Kai)
It stopped to, my pleasure, so I sighed and started to drift back into dreamland. Then I was pulled from my lovely state as I hit the floor. My head throbbed and the first thing I did was touch it again. Smart move. So I winced and began to scratch my arm with my free hand. I was itchy all over, what the hell was this?
I opened one glaring eye to see Max's smile with the lights on. He was looking at me beaming, totally unaffected by my glare. God why am I so itchy? I scratched some more and pulled my un-healing powered hand away from my bump to help me scratch myself.
"Morning Rei... Why are you digging at yourself?" The blond asked.
I groaned as I started to wiggle on our carpet and 'dig' at myself, "I'm just so... Itchy! Gah! Why am I so fucking itchy?!" I was agitated to say the least.
"Get into the light and let me look at you." The cool blue eyes said to me. Damn it, I can't wiggle in the light and scratch!
So I did some kind of army crawl to the light, scratching all the way there. Finally in enough light and I damn near started to chew on myself. But I held out and didn't mainly because Max sighed one of his stressed sighs that he doesn't do often. So I became scared when he smacked the shit out of my digging hand and entered the bathroom.
'Haha! He smacked you like a little kitty! And told you to stay! Ahahaha!' Drigger rubbed. Oh that asshole.
I screamed out bloody murder when Max put this foul pink stuff on me. It got into my open scratch marks and my god (who is Kai), the pain was more than my bump. Oh healing hands work for me! Max went on rambling about poison ivy and how many times he told me to stay away from it. How in the hell was I supposed to know when I have this one-track mind? Yeah, Track one is named Kai! Damn it! It burns!
Finally Max left me to twitch on the floor as he began to get dress. I was a pink blob like Mariah, a stuck up, Hilary follower. Which when you think about it, it's a scary thought... I moved to my dresser of out of date silk clothes, I would have become even more of a loser if I wore my uniform with more style than my clothes so I pulled out the only pieces of cotton I owned: a white Chinese shirt and black pants. I use my black silk long sleeve shirt to hide the pink.
"Ready?" Max asked.
'Born Ready baby!' Drigger answered, being conceded and assumed he was the one being spoken too.
"He doesn't even think you exist, you idiot." I told Drigger, earning a worried look from Max, "Ready Max."
Finally we were on our way and I was grabbing food off the tray in the hall before the faster moving students could. If you were at that tray for longer than 30 seconds, it was detention. I just walk by and grab something out of the two choices and hope like hell I got something good. So I walked into the pit crew class after waving to Max and Tyson. I was munching on my pop tart when I noticed that all the dance members where inside the room as well. Which was strange to me but it looked like I was the only person who seemed out of place.
"Grab a mat and sit on the floor with the rest." A man informed me, I didn't even look at who he was, my eyes were on him! Kai Hiwatari. I was walking his direction because we both needed a mat. So I tried my best not to look at the two-tone sex god who I was standing right beside.
'How do you know he's a sex god?' Drigger questioned.
"I'd like to keep my stuff in my hands if that's alright with, you psycho." Kai told me with a malevolent glare. I felt so small and worthless. It's not like I meant to run into him yesterday.
I still felt small and worthless as he left to join the crowd. Actually he didn't per say join, but he sat away from them and began to stretch. I went and sat in the complete opposite side of him. Stalk from afar I say!
'What a loser...'
"Shut up Drigger." I whispered.
"Class! May I have all your attention?" The navy haired man. He looks like Tyson but you can clearly tell he's not. He smiled once everyone agreed so that he could continue, "You all know that building that was finished a few weeks ago?"
'Nope.' "No." Me and Drigger both said in a small voice while the rest of the classes announced some form of 'yes'.
"Good. Well that building is for us! It is the Dance dorms! Now your room keys will be given to you shortly. Pit that is assigned to a dancer, and will be rooming with that dancer. And as usual, No trading. And for those who don't know, I'm Hiro, the coolest person ever." The man smiled, waiting for the reaction of his class.
Everyone but me and Kai laughed. I was still in shock. I didn't want to move in with some stranger! I wanted to stay with my dear Maxie or Kai! Oh I wanted nothing more than to cry right then and there.
"Tala your pit is Bryan." Hiro announced, going down a list.
What if I got some idiot who didn't know anything about me? Or were we supposed to get to know one another? From the looks of things, Me and Drigger were in trouble. People already thought I was a loser but it they find out I'm talking to the voice in my head then I'll become a loony person! I'll have to leave to go to a nut house! Oh god, please help me.
'And your pleading to Kai because?'
"Kenny your pitting for Hilary." Hiro informed making some pitters moan. Over 12 people had been paired. There was three more to go and the last three were the newbies. Hell, even Hiro had a helper, although, I think that's like illegal because Brooklyn is only 16 and Hiro was like what? 25?
I pulled out this stupid contraption that Max called a cell phone, I barely knew how to use it but I tried. I started a text message to Max.
"Lastly, Kai you're to show the newbie, Rei, the ropes."
I froze... I wanted to make eye contact with Kai or at least text Maxie the news but I couldn't move, let alone breathe. This was what I always wanted, to be with Kai but I felt so overwhelmed. When is my birthday again?
"Okay, now I want you guys to eat, sleep and breathe each other so I've change some of your classes. The Dancers know a lot about this stuff so go ahead and ask them any questions you may have. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some one to go and kill on my 360." And with that Hiro left.
Finally I could function. I text Maxie my news:
I am Kai's Pit Crew Person! Oh and the dancers have their own Dorms now so I'll be rooming with Kai but I don't want too really. P.S. When's my birthday? Is it today?
Then I went back through and took out as many letters as possible and finally I sent it. Hopefully Max would understand it. I sighed and Drigger had been screaming to look up for like the past five minutes. God he was annoying! Eventually I obeyed and looked up and my amber pools clashed with glowing crimson. How long had Kai been standing there?
"Are you done yet? Come on, we have to go to PE. You didn't major in anything so your entire schedule was changed while mine stayed the same." Kai cut time out.
I think it's about time to give up on the cell phone deal. For as long as it takes me to write a message, something new has happens and I can't add it in quick enough. So I got up from my spot and Kai proceeded to collect my mat and walk over to the cabinet thing that held them. What the hell? Wasn't I supposed to wait on him? He came back with my belongings, which wasn't much, and shoved them into my hands. I was shocked when he grabbed my collar and attempted to drag me out of the room. He was in a hurry.
"Kai baby! Wait up!"
Why hello Satan... I see you've taken the form of a freight train and put on the new and improved Formula one racing fuel.
Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry, Hilary was running towards us. She was the only other person who stalked him more than me, probably because she was his fan club leader. She had also gone loopy a few times and acted like they were dating so Kai went all Russian on her. I love it when he goes into Russian mode, even though I don't understand him.
I glared daggers at the girl running up to Kai; as for Kai, he just slowly turned and gave her this cold look. Kenny, who was following, followed at a slower pace. He seemed to be afraid of me and Kai. I have heard rumors that tell of a tale that Kai could throw a mean punch, so I suppose I'd be a little afraid of him. That is, if I wasn't so in love with him. But what was so scary about little ol' me?
'Maybe the fact that your insane?' Drigger laughed.
"Shut up!" I scolded under my breath.
"Excuse me?" The brunette asked in an offended voice.
My amber eyes widened. Hoe-shit. No one was supposed to hear me, let alone pay attention to me! Kenny just looked at me like I had grown another head, which from this day, I probably did. My eyes shifted from shoulder to shoulder, scouting for this second head but I was interrupted by my two-tone stud. Drigger laughed at the stud comment so I could barely hear the crimson eyed beauty.
"He told you to shut up. Your annoying anyways, go away Hilary, go play in traffic." Kai scoffed.
I was impressed. With both myself and Kai. Kai had told her off and seemed to be happy for my mislead comment. Kenny looked as if he'd seem a ghost, poor boy... Hilary on the other hand sounded like she'd blown a small pipe. She screamed, I think, and went on about how Kai couldn't avoid her. How she loved him so much and blah, blah, blah. Really, I would have loved to see what else she was to say but she kinda faded away when Kai dragged me out of the room and into the hall. Pfft, stupid cow.
I had no idea which class was next. I decided not to ask because I would end up dreading it when I want to 'celebrate' this great news. So I was dragged along with Kai grinning like a Tyson after an Ice Cream all you can eat given by Maxie.
"Kai?" I started. I smiled more when he turned and looked at me with a glare. He's so charming.
"Hn?"
Completely charming.
"Where are the new dorms?" I asked.
He just glared at me and half ass looked at me like I was stupid. So I didn't get my answer and was pulled into the gym. Which is when it hit me, he told me once before that we had gym and I had totally forgotten about it. Glad I didn't ask.
As soon as my feet hit the floor, Kai's death hold was gone and I was in the arms of someone. There was white sleeves holding me in place and it was a slightly loving touch.
Finally I could see the face of this Angelic touch. Red hair, smirk, soft face, pale, and the most ice blue eyes I have ever seen. Although, seeing as how this person here knows Kai and is smirking, I probably don't want to be within this red head's clutches...
"Kaaii!"
Did he just whine to this duo hair and not die by Kai's hand? Oh. My. God. It's the president! That is the only person I can think of that Kai can't kill himself! Aw! Bless the red head... He's going to die by Kai's evil mutant ninja kitties of doom... Complements of Ebay.
Of course, my lovely Kai didn't answer. But he did give him one of the glares that (I have come to learn the ways of Kai-bonics) means he's going to hear you out but your still stupid. But strangely, this Red here, is... wait for it... dramatic dun Dun DUN! Music is needed for this:
UNAFFECTED!
I think I just fainted a little inside. Such as, a part of my comprehension decided to just shut down. Thus I'm stuck in a 'Duuuh' look for now. If anyone asks, 'Yes the Zombie queen ate my brain'.
"I want your DPC! Then I can have two; Bryan and this little psychotic, bundle of joy!" The Red is just thrilled... Wait... Did he just call me psycho? What the hell? We'll fix that in a manly and mature manner.
"I'm not psycho!" I more like squealed. Bad fucking luck I tell ya.
'HA! I told you they think you're a loon! HAH! Whattda looooser!' And of course, Drigger just has to pick a fight.
"Shut up Drigger!" I defended. And killed whatever defense I had made for myself. I stare into the red's bemuse eyes and I can just read his mind. It was shouting something like: 'Ever heard of the river called de nile?' Fucking brain. Go get eaten by zombies or something. Always has to be so pessimistic and I'm getting itchy again...
Kai merely shrugged. Thanks Love...
"Fine, I don't need a DPC anyways."
Thanks a whole bundle, love! And just so you know, I am not amused. And what is even worse, he just walks away leaving me with this... this... guy! So I do the one thing I know how to do, I do a pout-sneer-glare combo. The one Max told me I should never EVER use. Oops my bad.
"But Kai! I didn't think he was really crazy! Take him back! It's hard enough dealing with the loon DPC of mine and myself!" The red called after my love.
And what the hell is DPC anyways? Sounds like noodles to me... but then again, I'm also the one with the wardrobe that's hated by moths along with me; I once looked into my dresser; all the moths inside had committed suicide... Now that's saying something! Which is I ramble... a lot.
'You know Rei, if you keep up with this combo your going to continue to look constipated.' Drigger informs.
"Crap."
So I reverted myself to look like the dorky-ness that is me. When did I become such a loser anyways? And where did that redhead and the sex god go? Hoe-shit... gym class.
So I do this graceful run type thing that probably makes me look constipated too, but who cares as long as I get to the sitting group without having the teacher see that I'm late. I just have to reach Mr. Lone,r who has decided to sit about a yard away from the group.
'Well then, if this is the predicament, you're going to fall.' Drigger sneered.
'Shut up-shut up-shut up! Hoe shit!' I say in my mind right before I fall landing with a huge thump. Not one of those thumps that no one cares about, no. More like one of those thumps that makes someone think your having sex so they have to look in that direction with not only disgust but with a 'omg' look.
"Glad you could grace us with your presences, Kon. Since you're so kind with that, your gym partner for this semester is Kai Hiwatari. Now get with your partner." The women teacher made fun of me.
I tried to glare at that women like Kai would and of course she was smirking with her comment completely unfazed. Cow. Mean cow. And I'll have you to know, that lip-gloss with that outfit isn't helping your sex appeal either, honey. (I love that comment!!!! )
'Hmm... Maybe next time you should try running like you do when your running from Kai...' Drigger's comment came and left.
So I pushed myself off the floor and ran normally over to where Kai was glaring at the floor. Geez, what did it ever do to you? So I took this moment to get close to Kai. Leaning over to him, acting like if I whisper to him he won't be able to hear me unless I'm this close to him.
"No matter how much you glare at the floor, it's not going to go away."
Ok... Now he's glaring at me. Tell me, why do I want him to go back to glaring at the floor? I try not to notice that he's glaring at me but we both know, I know he's glaring. I think, me looking at him out of the corner of my eyes is what gave it away but then again I could be wrong. I think, I'm going to buy a rabbit's foot. Don't get me wrong, being paired with him is a dream come true but I want the dream where he isn't hating me because I'm paired with him. Unless it leads to mad sex, which I hear is really, really, really, really good. Enough to have fights just to have it. Damn it, if he keeps hating me like this, I'm going to die a virgin. And where did Kai go? And everyone else for that fact?
So I look around me to find that I am the only one still sitting in the middle of the floor and to my 'joy', every one is laughing at me. I sighed and push myself off the gritty floor of this stupid gym to look around at everyone. I get the picture that everyone is getting to know each other and deciding which game to play together. I wonder if Kai would be willing to play doctor? Me, the patient, with the horny problem and him, being the doctor, to fix it. Oh look there's the doctor-I mean Kai now... Hanging out with that weirdo redhead and a new guy... I've seen him from somewhere but where? He must be just up from someplace cold because and he has yet to realize, it's not snowing inside so the fuzzy winter outfit isn't needed. But, he does have on some nice boots. I need a job.
'More like a life.'
Thanks for the input there, buddy. I hate Drigger sometimes but the fact that he can be my only friend is the only reason why I put up with him. Oh and yeah, Drigger is a he because I will not have a chick in my head. Now, back to Kai. I need a reason to just walk up and talk to him. IF I can manage to uphold a single word. Talking isn't my strongest point, specifically when it comes to the crimson eyed god there. Ok now I need to think of a reason to go up and talk to him. Classes. I don't know what I have next!
'Oh yes, and the fact that your his gym partner has nothing of value.' Drigger mocked.
Just have to remember, he is my only friend when I am alone. I need more friends. Anyways I'm finally standing about three feet from the love of my life and I have yet to say anything. Can't find the right thing to start out with.
'Try by saying hello.' Drigger mused.
Oh what the hell? I've got nothing to lose anyways.
"H-hello."
Damn it! Why did I say it like I'm such a shy schoolgirl? Maybe I should try it again? No! I'll end up messing up even more and I was damn lucky to get it out like that anyways! Oh? He's looking at me! Along with his creepy friends who in return think I'm crazy. He's also giving me a look, he thinks I'm stupid and annoying but he'll listen to what I have to say. Cool. (Who the hell says cool anymore? Oh yes, I guess I do.) Ok, baby steps. One at a time. You can do it Rei!
Shut up Drigger, I want no comment on my self-support.
"What is our next class?" This time, my voice comes louder and not so much as a pansy. Which is good, I may have a chance at this talking thing. Don't fuck up Kon!
'You are getting better.'
Must ignore Drigger. Must ignore bubbling joy. Must ignore urge to go Fan Girl. Must not bounce.
Even though I'm about to jump around with joy I never take my eyes off of his wonderful eyes. They aren't even glaring at me; which makes them even more enchanting. Oh I love you Kai. And your delicate lips and they way they are moving right now. They look so soft and his face is so perfect. He's perfect. Even now that he's stopped talking and is now gazing at his other friends. His hair slightly moves with him as he turns his head to say something in Russian to the red. Such silky locks of hair.
'I really hate to just break up your ogling but I bet you still have no idea that the Red head is talking about you and that object of your affection just told you your next class.'
Must not speak out loud... Ok then all knowing Drigger, what the hell did he just say?
'Kai said English while the Red asked about your sleeping arrangements. Kai's still thinking about it.'
I nearly die right then and there. I'm going to be in the same room and sleep with a sex god. Do you have any idea what this could do to me in the long run? I could loose my virginity to him! So instead of dieing (Don't want to die a virgin) I gasp and widen my eyes. And now I look like a fish.
"Oh look, the nut case hasn't thought of that either. I don't think he likes the idea Kai." The red may look like an angel but I'm willing to go to hell for beating him with a stick. But I know that will never happen so I just glare. My arm fucking itches...
"Rooming with Kai would be an honor." I tell him in hope of not sounding like I'm just another fan girl waiting to rape Kai first thing we were alone. Kai and me. Alone. Rape. Willing. Sex. Naked Kai screwing me into-- Ack, I have to stop thinking or I'll go and 'pitch a tent' which I do not want to do in front of these people. Anyways, back to the situation at hand. Kai just rolled his eyes at the comment and the red is laughing. And that other guy I aforementioned, the one with the light purple, I'd say lavender hair, is just glaring at me. He's been doing that the entire time. Ass. Hole.
"I haven't seen the dorms." Yes, that godly voice was the object of my adoration. Maybe he doesn't even know where they are himself? If he doesn't then that means my ass is saved. So lets test my new found hope.
"Where are the doors?"
'I would now say insert splat noise here, for your progress to fall and shatter to the ground; but I think you have to get progress first. Splat anyways.'
They're looking at me like I've just sprouted another head. I guess he does know where they are along with everyone else.
"Doors?" The red head questioned me. What the hell? Where did he get doors from? Unless... Shit. Did I really ask where the doors where?
Oh hello mind. I didn't see you floating above my head there. Care to come back down and join me so I cannot look like such an idiot? No, You don't belong to me? Oh well then in that case, care to let me borrow you? My brain was eaten by zombies. Do you take payments? No? Ok then, just kill me. Here Zombie-Zombie-Zombie...
"Dorms." I decided to correct myself anyways. The red just decided to laugh one of those laughs that make you want to roll into a ball and get eaten by a stink hole. Then, I now dub you asshole jr. Ha! Eat that buddy.
And now that I bring my attention to other matters ('Cause I'm now mad) I have just decided to notice this group of giggling boys and girls. Naturally one would think that they are here for Kai, or the Red even, but they are kind of trying to inch closer to me. Which can't be good. So I am going to continue to watch these idiots inch closers. Maybe they want my signature since I'm Kai's newest friend with lots of benefits? I'm such a wishful thinker. Anyways, the basket they just pulled out makes me slightly nervous.
'Rei, I think you should run.'
I agree because the class has just found the game they want to play. Throw water balloons at Rei! Charmers ain't they? But of course, I don't run. I'm going to take it like a man... or a deer caught in headlights. One girl with the scary malevolent laugh, has pulled out a red jiggling balloon and is about to throw it at me. Aaand what do I do? Make my eyes get wider.
It's airborne, I close my eyes. Then as my life flashes through my mind (Over Drigger's screaming) and I sigh because I'm warm against something. I take in more of that lovely scent, whatever it is. Oh god, what if it's balloons filled with perfume? I can deal with it because it smells just like Kai. Hello heaven.
I open my eyes because one girl screamed. In my view is that lavender guy holding a red balloon. It obviously didn't bust when it hit me. Oh my god. If that thing doesn't have Kai smell all in it then...
I turn my amber eyes to attempt to look at that warm thing I'm pressed against. The blue painted on triangles make me want to faint. But I don't because I would then miss this precious time with my wonderful Russian perfection. So I bring my eyes back down to the group who's running away because it seems like that lavender guy tossed the balloon to the girl who throw it at me. Who would have thought it to be full of paint and Kai being the one to save it from me?
Kai looked down at me, I could tell because my chest almost rolled it's self out of me. So I looked up at him to meet his gaze, which was like pure sex. Sex with Kai... him naked... Stop it! Focus Rei!
"Does this happen often?" He asks, and I can feel the Red and Lavender's eyes on me. Oh? Do they care about wittle ol' me? How sweet!
"Yeah..." I'm such an honest guy. I'm going to eventually learn how to lie, just you wait.
The red head is now pacing and going off. I'd tell you what the hell is saying but I don't know a bit of Russian which I'm pretty sure that's what he's speaking. I've heard Kai go into Russian mode. Maybe that's how they know each other. And I'm still in Kai's hold... yes, we've made contact. This is going to prove to be a very interesting day. And now my chest itches. Must. Not. Scratch.
Damn, thought to soon. Kai let me out of his grasp so I stepped back, giving him back his bubble. I wonder what a bath with Kai would be like. A bubble bath would make the air mysterious now wouldn't? I'm rambling again. But do you know what a bubble bath could do to a person?
The red goes off into Russian, so I have no idea what he said but Kai gave him a Death glare. Then Red switches to English.
"Plus just look at him! He may be dorky and crazy but he really is cute."
O...kay... The redhead is gay. Or really weird. Both are qualifying right now. And that lavender guy is glaring bullets at me. I don't think he likes the fact that the redhead just called me cute but oh well. I like to be called cute because I know I am. My mommy told me so.
"Shut up Tala."
No! My love is walking away! And I don't know where the English room is! Oh, I just might beat Tala with a stick.
"Great. And I have no idea where that stupid English class is." Of course I was talking to Drigger since he comes up with all the ideas and all that jazz but Tala begins to think I'm talking to him. Woo.
"Bryan has the next class with him so he can take you there."
I would almost say the guy was sweet and nice but because he smirks after he said that, I now think I'm going to die. I now come to the thought that this Lavender haired fellow that's dragging me out the gym door is Bryan, Tala's DPC (whatever that is). I hope he doesn't kill me. Actually come to think of it, didn't that dance teacher say that we would all have the same classes together or was it that just the newbies were to? Damn I need to stop daydreaming about Kai and listen more. Kai... Have you ever seen that guy drink coffee? Pure porn. No, I take that back, the sight of Kai drinking coffee puts porn to shame. After Kai licks his prefect lips clean of coffee you just want to run up and start hunching his leg until he takes you to a bedroom. Why is everyone making sure there is a good two-yard radius around me and Bryan? I didn't even think the halls were that big. Hm, they do the same thing in the classroom.
"Here Kai, you forgot something."
For some odd and wacked reason, I don't like to be dangled from the ground. No wonder those people moved out of Bryan's way, He's a foot taller than me but he's picking me up by my collar like it's nothing. I envy his strength.
"I gave him to Tala."
No! No! No! No! No! I wanna be with you Kai! You!
"Like hell you did."
Go Bryan! Let him have it! Don't hold back! Make him take me back!
"Throw him away then." Kai just waved his hand like he's all special and stuff. Damn you.
Bryan, I demand you to drag me over there and sit me next to my love! Ok, really I just say (Think actually) that because Bryan's dragging me over to Kai mumbling something in Russian. I wonder, do they have Russian translations book in the library?
'He's saying that Kai has to pretend to be your boyfriend so people will stop picking on you.'
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
'How in the hell am I supposed to know Russian when you don't? Let alone translate? I'm just a voice inside your head, I can only know what you know dumbass!'
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! You asshole! We are not friends!
'Someone push repeat by any chance?'
Back to the situ. at hand.
'Situ?'
Not talking to you Drigger. Anyways back to the situ (-ation), Bryan is on the left of me while Kai is on the Right. Both look pissed and I really like this class so far. I don't know what the teacher is saying (It's not like I'm going to pay attention) but in the room, it's full of couches. Can you believe it? Currently we are sitting on the best one. I know this is because Kai wouldn't sit on the horrid sofa's before us because he is way to perfect to tarnish his greatness.
Ah, one more class before lunch. That's a problem I have yet to think about. Who am I going to sit and eat with? Everyone has friends everywhere and I'm stuck with Drigger. Fun fun.
'Fine, I won't talk to you during lunch either.'
Now I'm all by myself for lunch. Well Hiro did say eat (with) each other. Mmmm... hello dirty thought. So Maybe I can cling to Kai and stare at him since I get this vibe that he isn't much of a talker. But hey, as long as he's got his coffee, I can knock one off behind a bush while watching him. I'm so dirty minded but I'm going to blame Drigger, just because I can. I wonder what were doing next?
"Kai?"
Nothing. Maybe he didn't hear me.
"Hey, Kai?"
Ok, now I think he's ignoring me. Ass hole. So I turn to Bryan.
"Bryan?"
Silence.
"Hey. Bryan"
Still nothing. Damn it! What the hell is this? Geez, can't you people pull the stick out of your ass and talk to me? Shit! I'm doing nothing wrong to your people and yet you continue to ignore me. What am I doing wrong? Sitting here or something? Stupids. Would it kill you both to freaking listen to my question and answer me?!
Okay. Now they are glaring at me? Hopefully I didn't think out loud. If I did I'm in for it because Russians are the masters of assassination and I would very much like to continue my life out as supposed to.
"Geez Kon, Talking to yourself again?" Blue mass from behind me asks. Well, lady, I don't know who you are. But I must keep up my nice front because that is what everyone expects of me. Must please my people.
'Who in the hell are you kidding?'
"Shut up ass wipe." I tell Drigger.
"Damn Kon, You don't have to be all snappy about it!"
Stupid girl, I wasn't talking to you now was I?
"Well maybe he wouldn't snap if your stuck up ass would leave him the hell alone. So leave us alone, Ming Ming."
Thank you Bryan. Judging from what I've seen of you so far, you're not going to speak again for the next ten years. But at least I pissed him off enough to attack 'Miss thing' back there. Never seen a human look so much like a fish out of water. Ha, stupid cow. Man, I'm mean. But it's good thing that it's all in my head. Huzah!
"Kai."
Common Kai please answer me. Oh no, he's glaring at me again. Please just put the pencil down. Alright, now he's writing something, I like passing notes.
What in the hell do you want? Are you trying to get us all in trouble?
Ouch. Ok, because of that I'm am tempted to draw hearts to dot his 'i's then pass it to Bryan. But I love the guy and I can't be that mean to him... even if he's an ass to me. So before I begin to write I'm going Study the god's handwriting. And in my mind it says: 'I love you Kon, Be my boyfriend.' instead of this cruel actual letter. Chest leap-Kai must be looking at me and waiting for me to pass it back.
No I'm not trying to get you in trouble. What class is next?
That seems worthy. Not mean and I seem humble. And compared to his hand writing, mine is so girlified it's not even funny. Dang it Drigger, stop laughing.
Ew Bryan, do you ever clean under your nails? No wait, don't take my letter! Nooo! Kai wrote on that!
Well since Bryan has the letter I will take this time to look at the Two-toned love of my life. He's currently rolling his eyes at probably me and Bryan. Me for taking forever and Bryan for flat out taking it. I wonder, when is Kai's birthday? I can't even remember if he's sixteen or seventeen. And forget Bryan's age. But If I had to guess I would say he's eighteen. Speaking of Bryan what the hell is he writing?
Finally, that lavender hair man passes it back to me. Lets see here, what wise words come from Bryan the fearsome. Oh what the fuck? Russian? Damn it! So I'll just draw this lovely little squiggle they call a question mark and pass it back to Kai. Even him writing on a piece of paper is like porn.
His face is fixed in that neutral look while his eyes move across the paper, not his head. His fingers that are gripping his lead pencil are slightly white and I can see about two veins and his palm is running across the paper. I wonder if that's what his hand looks like when he's knocking one off... Finally he passes the paper to me and of course, I 'accidentally' brush my fingers against his. I love little pieces of paper.
Now lets see what the lovely crimson guy wrote back. I hate the Russian language. Even more so when my name is apart of it. But thankfully, There is English is under it. But I still want to know what the Russian says that has my name at the end of it. And why is what Bryan wrote all scratched out?
Free period.
And that is where our conversation ended and because of a complete conversation in Russian. I counted my name twelve times. It's bad enough to know that people talk about me behind my back but in front of me? That's just plain mean. So when Bryan gives it to me with that stupid smirk on his face I decided to reenter the conversation.
What are you guys writing about me?
Common luck, don't fail me now. I pass it to Kai.
Passing it back to me makes me want to go and join the circus. Or kill the person who decided to make up the word 'things'. Yeah, That's what Kai wrote to me. Isn't he grand?
Oh come on! What kind of things oh great helpful ones?
I hope they notice the sarcasm. I mean, come on, just look at me. If you look deep, deep, down, past the dorkyness, I look cute. Right? Don't answer that, I don't want to know what you have to say. I want to know what they have to say because they are not ignoring me again. That's it, I'm investing in a damn rabbit's foot. I shall have bunny sex everywhere and chop off a damn foot myself! Oh and get your head out of the gutter. I don't mean I'm having bunny sex (maybe with Kai soon) but I'll be the one making the bunnies go at it like jackrabbits. Moving on...
Well, before the bell rang to let the class out, I was called on three times, earn a detention because I had no idea what was going on. While Kai was called on twice and still answered right. That proves it, he's a god and not only of sex but the ability to multi task. Lucky bastard. Wow, you know, I call Kai all these bad names but it's not like I still don't love him. I'm just a mean ass in my mind because I'm such a nice guy on the outside. Unless I'm talking to Drigger, who can go play in traffic for all I care.
'You should care because that means you'd be with me.'
"Oh go stick it." I scoffed to him.
But if I wasn't in such a bad mood, I would have noticed Kai look at me like I was in need of psychiatric help. He's so caring. Sniff. Although, no matter how bad my mood is, I still follow in Kai and Bryan's wake as we leave the classroom for our free period. I love the fact that as I walk by, no one steps on me because they are scared of the two Russian's before me. Clearly people are jealous that I have their protection and that I actually know the two Russians. Oh yes people, eat your heart out. They wouldn't even step up to them if there was an crazed fruit loop of a murder. Well unless the leader of Kai's mob, I mean Fangirl club, (whatever) was walking up to him. Stupid girl, she's just too dumb to notice it isn't balls she has, it's a incurable case of stupidity.
"Oh Kaai!"
Well smack my ass and call me Spanky (complements of Tyson), Here comes that she-devil now. Formula one racing fuel still burning I see. How joyful. Run Kai, I'm willing to be a defensive shield for you. Or have Bryan do it since he is actually moving in front of you to block that Bossy Witch's path. Man is he brave or what? Go Bryan. Alright, now I'm going to cue my 'rolling-eyes-in-an-annoyed-way'. Read and... ROLL! I even added a loud annoyed sigh. Not only does Hilary look at me after glaring at Bryan but Kai is looking at me out of the corner of his eyes. I have yet to decided if that is a good thing or if it's bad. Heart yells good – Mind screams bad. Hm, which is more logical?
'Call her stupid and Kai would never date her because she too annoying for his taste. Let her have it m' boy.'
Drigger you may just be right about something for once in your life. If I were a cold, hearted bastard, I would so totally tell her to get over herself but... I'm a nice guy on the out side. And so because of that, Drigger is screaming so loud in my head I'm getting a headache. Don't get me wrong he's not screaming at me, more like calling her names and telling her things I would never think of. Ever. I mean come on, do I even look like the kind of person to involve women 'things' in a conversation or an argument. I think not.
Yeah Hilary, you keep glaring, then maybe you'll keep those wrinkles it's giving you. Ha, old hag. Ok, now I'm going to pretend to not notice it. One floor tile, two, three, four tile, five... Ok now I can feel her eyes burning into me. But I will resist rubbing the spot, mostly because if I do I'll start scratching it. Fucking Drigger. Fucking Ideas. Fucking itchy green stuff that I can't remember the name of.
"Looks don't kill Hilary." Oh nice one Bryan, "But then again, don't look in the mirror, your appearance may kill you."
Ouch. Burn hunny, Burn! Man is she scathing. Serves her right! Ok now, I'm going to proceed into following Kai because he is now walking away. Left, right, left, right, stumble, right, left, bored. Even more bored. Bad things happen when I am bored, it's like the entire world falls apart before me. And did you know Kai's ass moves with him as he walks? Not the fact that it's like following but like one cheek moves up and the other down. It's in rhythm with his strides and it's very enchanting. I mean, just looking at it makes me want to walk closer and grab it. Up, Down, Up, Down and stop. Stop? No, you should really rethink that my lovely Kai. I rather enjoy watching your ass. So I let my eyes wander to the back of his head and how in the hell did we get outside? Aw Damn it! I should have been watching around me instead of Kai rear end. Which is a nicely shaped, I wonder if he has to work to get that. Stop Rei. Focus. Oh look a tree. (Obviously 'focus' isn't in my vocabulary)
How lovely, there is a key dangling in front of me. Is it bad that because of that sentence I'm thinking about Kai naked? And because it's his hand that's waving that key, is it bad that I'm think about him naked and doing bad things to himself and me with that very hand? I take the key. The only functioning part of my mind is wondering what it goes to. I shall try to muster up every bit of concentration I have to ask.
"What's it for?" Oh? I didn't know I was capable of coherent speech. I love myself.
"The dorm, you moron." I hate myself.
Please excuse me while I go and slam my head against this wall here. Maybe the concrete will kill me or knock me unconscious or something. Hell I don't care. Life is too hard to go on living.
'Emo much?'
"Shut up Drigger. I told you, I'm not talking to you."
Shit... Fuming plus inner monologue plus Me equals embarrassment.
"Who?"
Big time Embarrassment. I'll just stare at them. Bryan is even showing emotion on his face; which up until now I thought he could only make his face glare or just look like a face. Now his face looks like Kai's. A raised brow, Mouth slightly ajar, this is bad.
"His name is Drigger."
Very bad. Shut up Rei! They don't need to know about the voice! Kai continues to raise his brow, meaning none other than 'continue'.
"He's the... Voice in my head that I talk to."
SPLAT!
"Rrrright. Your sleeping on the sofa."
That splat was everything I'd worked for. Everything. Drigger stop laughing at me! This is all your fault anyways!
'What ever makes you sleep better... and quit digging at yourself , Bryan's staring.'
Just kill me now.
O.o?
Anyways, the love of my life is now walking around in the dorm room that belongs to us. Bryan left us at our door step to go and investigate his own Dorm. Kai is in his Russian mode, so no matter how much I try to listen in on his comments, my attempts are futile. I can see that most of his stuff has been brought into the corresponding rooms. Bed stuff in the bedroom, toothbrushes in the bathroom, etc. Our living room is white, as is everything else. And of course when we first stepped into the room, that was Kai's first word about it. 'White'. I resisted the urge to go 'awww' because I think Kai would have made me sleep on the outside of our... 'house'. Which yes, in my mind I shall call this our house because it has everything a house has and it makes me feel better. And in my mind I shall think about all the fun things me and Kai will eventually do as 'husband and wife'. I'll be the wife because I at least know how to cook. I'm not completely hopeless, just damn near close to it. Am I rambling again?
Back to the 'house'. My stuff has been moved already. They moved my clothes and my toothbrush. Sadly I'm poor and I can't have any of my personal possessions because My 'family' from back home won't let me have them. Stupid cows. And just to throw this in, I'm a chicken eater because I hate beef. Yeah, I once saw this... hunk of animal (labeled beef) and I swore up and down to Max that it was a mutilated person. It completely hid my upper body when I stood behind it. Yup, so after that, I do not eat cow. Screw that buddy, I want to live. Anyways, I was about to (small attention span) describe to you how the bedroom is located, and I swear if I was here alone and Kai got here for his first time much later in the day, I would have done some total rearranging. Well you see, we have these cheap ass things I'm guessing are our beds. Metal and scream out 'back pain!' to me. One is pined up in a corner and the other is directly diagonal from it. With this little, bitty things they jokingly call nightstands with the damn spawn from hell on them. No, not Hilary or Mariah, but the evil alarm clocks. Those things are the closest to Pandora's box as your gonna get. Stupid things always go off right at the best parts of your dreams. Oh how I hate them. Almost as much as this itchy rash that I've been scratching at. A man (HA!) can only stand so much. Oh and there are two dressers pinned up along the walls beside our beds.
"Ok, if you're going to be hanging out with me, you have to have a change in clothes. What size clothes do you wear?" And hello to you too Kai.
Hm... Lets see, all my outfits have elastic in them and/or they just droop over me. So I donno, is there an elastic size oh great one? I have an idea for an answer. I shrug – he glares. I'm telling you, we have chemistry!
'Yeah, for your class after lunch.' ...Shut up...
Can you feel the love? Well Kai just mentioned something about spending the rest of the day shopping in town. Yes, I just let him rub it in that he has a butt load of money and I have nothing. You know what, I just so happened to like my clothes and they will do just nicely.
'Suicidal moths.'
On second thought...
"When do we leave?" I ask him.
He just looks at me and places his fancy cell phone to his ear. Well, just rub it in some more. I'll have you to know Mr. Kai Hiwatari, that if I didn't love you so frigging much, I would turn and walk away from you and go back to rooming with Maxie. But that isn't the case and if I have to, I'll board the door shut. Have I told you that I love Kai? No, well I'll do so in my head because we just met. Heh. I can hear Kai asking about Tala. By the way, he turned his back to me as if doing so would completely prevent me from hearing his conversation. Tough luck buddy, not only does your plan fail to anyone, I'm a N-E-K-O. Which means I can hear you because I have the power to hear. And the hands of healing once I've perfected it... and create it. Ok, maybe I just like to think that I can eventually heal things with a touch, hey, it never hurt anyone to dream, now did it? It did? Well then, the zombie queen ate my dreams along with my brain. Yup. That's what I'm sticking to.
You should know that throughout my rambling Kai has asked Tala to come and join us shopping since he's back at his dorm. How do I know this you ask? That's simple, I'm psychic.
'With brown eyes meaning your full of shit, Rei.'
Still the answer is simple. Bryan's voice is oozing out of the phone in Russian, clearly annoyed because Tala is making him come along. Oh, I'm just thrilled. Note the sarcasm, hell, I'll even say Pink whenever I'm being sarcastic. Just because sarcasm is such a looooooong word. (pink). I wonder who's going to pay for all this? I don't plan too and if they think I do plan to, they got another thing coming. Called no money. Man I really need a job. I wonder if Kai give any of those 'special' jobs or if he's willing to take one. I'm so dirty.
"Give us five minutes... No you sick fuck."
Huh? Should I have been paying attention? Well either way, the duo hair is off the phone and really to roll. Around on the bed. Wishful thinker, I know. Either way he's actually circling me and looking up and down. Stalker in the open much? Well he walks up to me and is about three inches away from me. If my knees get any weaker, he'll be the one to catch me. They just might give out because he keeps looking from my waist to his. No hunny, your thing goes around back.
'I'm sure he's not confused as to where to stick...it.'
I would hope not. That would kill my nickname for him, you know, the sex god one? He could still be my walking wet dream. Well, I can't smell him anymore mainly because he's walking to his dresser. I hope he's not trying to find his dorkiest clothing so we can match. He'd never be able to find anything close to my hand-me-down, good will bought clothing. See? I told you! He just pulled out a pair of blue jeans that were light in color and a shirt that would hug me tightly. It was red and had some kind of Chinese symbol on it. Or maybe it was Japanese, but either way, the outfit appeared to cost more than my life and to top it off he grabbed a pair of Russian snow boots. Black.
"Here, change."
Ok... he's kidding right? He must be. Well he's walking to the door so I might have to change into the clothes that smell, just like him. Oh wait, he just closed the door and pressed his back to it. He's looking at me. I'm staring at him. He's gone insane! I can't wear his clothes.
"What are you waiting for?" What a question Kai, what a question.
"Um, you're kidding right? This outfit probably costs more than my life is worth."
"Put the damn thing on!" Yes sir.
So I'm taking off my clothes. I'm so glad that I'm not fat and not bone skinny. I'm pretty well rounded on my ass, which is probably a little bit bigger than his but hey, his pants still fit. And now that I think of it, His crotch has been when mine is now. So in a long train of thoughts, we are kind of touching our crotches together but not really. I must not get horny. And the shirt is almost a perfect fit. It goes past my stomach and is about mid crotch level. I like that word. Crotch. It sounds so funny. And finally I strap up the boots. I look completely different. I even feel warm on my shoulders. And my chest is jumping. Must be the clothes... No wait, those are hands on my shoulders. Oh. My. God. Kai is undoing my wrap and my braid. I don't move even though his hands are no longer on me, but they are playing with my hair and he is like this close to me. Finally my hair is flooding my back and Kai is seemingly to take it upon himself to fix my hair. I give a light purr (though I don't Mean too) as his fingers run through my hair, untangling it.
"Are you... Purring?" He just had to ask didn't he? With that shock I stop purring and mumble a no.
"I can already tell that you are going to be a bad liar." Geez thanks. I told you before I would learn how to lie. I never said I'd be good at it. I'm too nice to be a good liar. Well, I'll continue to lie like utter shit if you keep braiding my hair love. Which he does. Even wraps it again. So I'm good to go and it's beginning to get dark outside. Great. Do you have any idea how cold it gets at night? Buddy let me tell you, it-gets-cold. So now I'm ready to go and to freeze my happy ass off. Or not, because Kai just handed me something like a black trench coat but not. Because it was about as long as mid-thigh and it came with a hood. And it was his jacket. I'm talking about the one he always wears. Don't faint Kon. Don't you dare do it. I'll just watch Kai pull on a gray hoodie. I really do hate clothes sometimes. They belong on the floor not on Kai. Geez, doesn't he know that?
'Down Casanova.'
I hate you Drigger.
"Do the clothes fit you?" Who cares? They belong to you; I'm willing to keep them if they don't fit.
"Um, Yeah. The-pants-are-a-bit-to-long-but-I'm-not-going-to-trip-over-them-or-anything." Intake of oxygen (air is my friend) before I die, "And-I-like-them-baggy." Ten points for me! That's is the longest sentence I ever have said. Even if he probably couldn't understand me because I was talking to fast. Who Cares? I sooo totally ROCK! Fuck rocking the socks, I Rock the whole sock drawer! Kudos to me!
O.o?
--End of chapter 1--
I will post the second chapter Friday sometime, You can count on it. I have it written, typed, beta'd and ready to go. Each Chapter has a AT LEAST 10,000 words. Thus, that is where the chapter usually ends. I don't plan it, but I do try to look for the best stopping spot.
I'd like to thank all my beta's. 'specially you Elm, withyou, I don't know what I would do.