Twisquirrel
Once upon a time in a totally not-magical land, a group of fictional characters walked in some creepy woods because-well they had no reason to. JESUS STOP BOTHERING ME IT'S A STORY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! Anyway, the group of fictional characters spotted a creepy cabin where they could hear people screaming from inside.
The dumbest of the crowd of fictional characters, a girl about 18 who complained all the time, and was a Mary-Sue of epic proportions. It was obviously Bella.
"Oh my god," squealed Bella (the idiot) "Wouldn't it be fun if we all went into the creepy house, I mean some mad murderer will probably come and greet us nicely and shake us all by the hand and we'll all be friends!"
Her controlling boyfriend (Edward) nodded and sparkled like his race of sparkly, immortal, blood-drinking humans. What did you think he was a proper vampire or something?
With that the highly irritating bunch of fictional characters skipped into the evil cabin of doom with looks of happiness on their faces!
In the evil cabin of doom aka the headquarters of Evil Squirrel INC, an evil red squirrel named Twinkle skipped down the corridor brandishing a chainsaw. "Boss? We have intruders!" he squeaked at the head evil red squirrel who was named Cookie "Then use your guns idiot!" squeaked Cookie brandishing a machine gun, Twinkle nodded and skipped down the corridor, murdering a few voles in the process.
Then the door creaked open and the band of fictional characters skipped inside...