Harry Potter and the Pirates of the Rings
A Harry Potter Pirates of the Caribbean Lord of the Rings Crossover Fic
---By Jenna Knobloch Staring: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Jack the monkey, Elizabeth Swan, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Gollum, Aragorn and.others from the Fellowship!
Prologue
Harry banged his head on the table. It was Double Potions and somehow Snape seemed especially vindictive that mourning. Harry could not put his finger on why, seeing as he was just sitting behind is desk waiting for the class to finish filing in. Yet it seemed to be a happy-sorta vindictive.
"I am so vindictive! I am so vindictive! V-I-N-D-I-C-T-I-V-E! I will see heads roll! I will see heads roll!" sang Snape, prompting Harry to bang his head on his desk again. Why was he so happy? Can you be happy and vindictive at the same time? How many head bags does it take to knock oneself out?
With the exception of the Slytherins, everyone seemed especially nervous because of Snape's new song. This was going to be a long class. BANG! Everyone whipped their head up. Snape had slammed an old dusty book onto his desk. This startled Neville so much he had fallen onto the flour. He hurriedly slipped back into his seat.
"Please, Mr. Longbottom, do try to sit somewhere without breaking anything." Snape then turned to address the whole class. "Now, today we are doing an anti-anti-deunpoisioning potion. It is very very complex and if you are the slightest bit off you WILL end up in the infirmary, for at least a few weeks." Snape shot Neville a glare and several Gryffindors gulped. "directions are on the board." With that Snape sat down, with an evil look upon his face.
At this point Neville was shaking. Hermione stared at the board perplexed.
"This is really similar to the explosive potion.um." said Hermione. With that Harry took the opportunity to bang his head on his desk. The greasy git was trying to kill them!
"He has finally gone INSANE!" whispered Ron, as he gathered up the ingredients. "We are all doomed!"
With this last comment a mad smile crept onto Snape's face. "No Mr. Weasley, you are not doomed, unless you are slightly off on ANYTHING in this potion."
Ron and Harry exchanged nervous faces and Hermione just gaped for a moment. They went along (that is to say, Hermione went along and did it, commanding Ron and Harry to do very simple tasks).
"Hey Longbottom, why is your potion green when it's supposed to be clear? Haven't your parents taught you anything? Oh wait, they can't, no caldrons aloud in that ward in St. Mongos." said Draco as he sauntered over to Neville.
With that several things happened. Neville tried to attack Draco, but Ron yanked him back, knocking Neville's caldron onto the ground, its contents spilling everywhere. The green liquid swept around Harry's left shoe. Harry felt Ron pull him back as the liquid proceeded to eat the entire shoe. He stood there, in one sock one shoe as Snape ran over.
"Potter, where is your shoe!?" he yelled.
"I..er.it ate it.." said Harry who was still shocked at the power of the potion.
"WHAT?! HIT THE DECK!" screamed Snape, who was near hysterics.
FOOOOMM!!!!!!!
It was too late. Draco, Harry, Hermione, Snape, Neville, and Ron where consumed but a huge puff of smoke. When the smoke finaly cleared they stood in Middle earth.
"AHHHHH!"
---------------------------------------------------- Authors Note: Ok OK OK. my first fic, ok? R+R please, that was just the prologue, more is coming, don't worry. How does PotC come to middleearth? You will just have to wait.
---By Jenna Knobloch Staring: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Jack the monkey, Elizabeth Swan, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Gollum, Aragorn and.others from the Fellowship!
Prologue
Harry banged his head on the table. It was Double Potions and somehow Snape seemed especially vindictive that mourning. Harry could not put his finger on why, seeing as he was just sitting behind is desk waiting for the class to finish filing in. Yet it seemed to be a happy-sorta vindictive.
"I am so vindictive! I am so vindictive! V-I-N-D-I-C-T-I-V-E! I will see heads roll! I will see heads roll!" sang Snape, prompting Harry to bang his head on his desk again. Why was he so happy? Can you be happy and vindictive at the same time? How many head bags does it take to knock oneself out?
With the exception of the Slytherins, everyone seemed especially nervous because of Snape's new song. This was going to be a long class. BANG! Everyone whipped their head up. Snape had slammed an old dusty book onto his desk. This startled Neville so much he had fallen onto the flour. He hurriedly slipped back into his seat.
"Please, Mr. Longbottom, do try to sit somewhere without breaking anything." Snape then turned to address the whole class. "Now, today we are doing an anti-anti-deunpoisioning potion. It is very very complex and if you are the slightest bit off you WILL end up in the infirmary, for at least a few weeks." Snape shot Neville a glare and several Gryffindors gulped. "directions are on the board." With that Snape sat down, with an evil look upon his face.
At this point Neville was shaking. Hermione stared at the board perplexed.
"This is really similar to the explosive potion.um." said Hermione. With that Harry took the opportunity to bang his head on his desk. The greasy git was trying to kill them!
"He has finally gone INSANE!" whispered Ron, as he gathered up the ingredients. "We are all doomed!"
With this last comment a mad smile crept onto Snape's face. "No Mr. Weasley, you are not doomed, unless you are slightly off on ANYTHING in this potion."
Ron and Harry exchanged nervous faces and Hermione just gaped for a moment. They went along (that is to say, Hermione went along and did it, commanding Ron and Harry to do very simple tasks).
"Hey Longbottom, why is your potion green when it's supposed to be clear? Haven't your parents taught you anything? Oh wait, they can't, no caldrons aloud in that ward in St. Mongos." said Draco as he sauntered over to Neville.
With that several things happened. Neville tried to attack Draco, but Ron yanked him back, knocking Neville's caldron onto the ground, its contents spilling everywhere. The green liquid swept around Harry's left shoe. Harry felt Ron pull him back as the liquid proceeded to eat the entire shoe. He stood there, in one sock one shoe as Snape ran over.
"Potter, where is your shoe!?" he yelled.
"I..er.it ate it.." said Harry who was still shocked at the power of the potion.
"WHAT?! HIT THE DECK!" screamed Snape, who was near hysterics.
FOOOOMM!!!!!!!
It was too late. Draco, Harry, Hermione, Snape, Neville, and Ron where consumed but a huge puff of smoke. When the smoke finaly cleared they stood in Middle earth.
"AHHHHH!"
---------------------------------------------------- Authors Note: Ok OK OK. my first fic, ok? R+R please, that was just the prologue, more is coming, don't worry. How does PotC come to middleearth? You will just have to wait.