Hermione stared into Draco's eyes longingly as he cupped her face. They where in the Room of Requirement, it was the only place where no one would find them. It was also Hermione's 17th birthday and all her friends forgot about it and completely ignored her. That's how she got here. She's been seeing Draco for quite some time, in secret of course. Because Hermione was supposed to marry Ron after they graduated.
"Hermione how come you always smell so good." said Draco Malfoy.
Hermione starts blushing, she never got used to compliments, well from anyone. She ignored the ones from Ron because she knew he was saying it just so she would do his homework.
"You know I really do love it when you blush, it makes you look so… sexy"
Draco picks her up bridal style and lays her down on the bed that Draco asked the room for. He starts kissing her romantically.
"mmmmmm, oh, that's the spot Draco"
He loved hearing her say his name. After all this time he still wasn't used to it.
"Hermione I need to tell you something… I- I… Well I-"
"-spit it out" yelled Hermione, becoming impatient very quickly. She knew Draco was going to say the L word. And she didn't know if she was ready for that.
"Well the things is Hermione I… I-i.. I ate your birthday cake."
"WHATT!, you have got to be fucking kidding me. After all this time we've been together you tell me you ATE MY CAKE! I loved you, I loved you so much. And you just tell me you ate my cake!" Now that was seriously unexpected, that was not even the last thing Hermione thought he'd say, the worst she thought he'd say was that he didn't liked her. But this, this was just too much for her.
"I'm sorry Hermione I tried to tell you but you always started talking about books and school and how much you hate Weasley and you were just like bla bla blaaaaa Bla bla blla BLAAA."
"Oh don't you dare boyfrieeend… You know what I don't even care anymore. I have Ron and that's all I need. Just tell me if you ate the cake alone or not."
"Oh, umm, errrrm well, ha haa, don't be mad at me but i ate it with errrm Ron… Weasley"
"WHATTTT? WHATT! OH YO MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE YOU!"
"NOO HERMIONE PUT THE VASE DOWN- OWW THAT HUR-„
"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Herman. Happy Birthday to you." Hermione turned around to see her friends there, wishing her a happy birthday. Ron was among them.
"RON HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! how could you eat my cake, i thought you loved me…"
"Well, Hermione, the thing is you're not the only one that likes cake." Oh no he didn't, that was my cake. This has to end.
"OK you know what I'm ending this right here right now." Says Hermione while puling out a gun. And then she shootes everyone in the room.
"Stupid idjits trying to steal myy precciiouussss."
a/n: i'm so sorry