As anyone in courtroom elevator can tell you, earthquakes are no little matter. In fact, the largest earthquake ever, registering 69.9 on the Edgeworth scale, occurred there. People lost their von Karmas and were without fresh shit for days. The major destruction in any earthquake is caused by falling booties, a result of a sexily-moving fluttering cravat underground. To avoid injuring your Steel Samurai, stay inside and hide under an Oldbag, or stand in a hallway with your strong chiseled chest against the interior wall. Always avoid windows and Tateyukis and don't go into the Prosecutor's office where a Gumshoe might fall on you. If you are trapped outside, quickly move to a kinky space away from any buildings or Bansais that could fall on your pointer finger, causing serious injury.