The WTF Show
With your host:
Bobobo!
And your always loveable Co-Host:
Don Patch
And then there's the comedic releif character:
Beauty
Beauty: Hey!
Plus many other people who really aren't important so we will not mention them
Now here he is, the nosehair god himself: BOBOBO!
Bobobo: Hello, I'm Bo Bo Bo, host of the WTF Show! It's a show soo fucked up, it'll make you say WHAT THE FUCK?
DonPatch: And Now, a word from our sponsors...
Grunt #1: Hello! I'm a Grunt from the C Block of the Hair Hunt Troop! Are you bored of beautiful hair? Do you desipse this random pedestrian -points at a picture of beauty-
Grunt #2: Or Does this guy's -points at a picture of Bobobo- freakishly long nose hair just make you wanna trim off your hair randomly, and then go out and beat the crud out of him and steal his hair?
C Block Cpt: THEN JOIN US, THE HAIR HUNTER TROOP! Because there's not super villan agency quite as fucked up as us, anywhere.
Grunt #1: Seriously, i mean we steal hair. What the fuck is the point.
C Block Cpt:...
Grunt #2: OHHHH I GOT YOUR HAIR! SELLIN' IT TO A WIGSHOP FOR $5 BUCKS! ONLY A MILLION MORE TO GO AND THEN I'M LEGALLY RICH!
C Block Cpt:... -facepalms- That's it, no raise for either of you.
Bobobo: Woah, looks like he could uuse a teaparty! -takes off clothes, revealing a girly outfit suitable for a teaparty- More tea don patch?
Don Patch: -is dressed like a cat- Most certainly!
Bobobo: Hey... -slaps don patch- NO PETS AT THE TABLE!
Don Patch: All I wanted was a sip of tea! -crys-
Bobobo: -ignoring Don Patch, who is raising a ruccuss in the background- Now, for our first true segement... RANDOM QUOTES FROM GENERAL JELLY JIGGLER!
General Jelly Jiggler: -is jiggling a lot- MUST BE JELLY CAUSE JAM DON'T JIGGLE LIKE THIS! and why didn't I get to be mentioned in the intro?
Bobobo: -ignores jelly's complain- and now, our comedic releif!
Beauty: I am not saying it.
Bobobo: -from off screen- say it!
Beauty: It's a horrible joke!
Bobobo: I don't care say it!
Beauty: fine -clears throat and looks at audience- i guess he's ready for the bread and peanut butter -presses a button that causes fake laughter-
Bobobo: Isn't she wonderful?
Random audience member: -throws a shoe at beauty, hitting her in the head-
Beauty: HEY LISTEN BUB! I DON'T MAKE THE JOKES, I JUST SAY EM! BLAME HIM -points to Don Patch-
Don Patch:-gets bumbarded by shoes-
Bobobo: I'MA BALARINA! DANCE WITH ME! -is wearing a balarina outift-
Don Patch: I always wanted to be a star! -comes out with the same outfit and is also dancing-
Bobobo: and now, for our next segment, TRUTH OR DARE! which doesn't exist yet because we need reviews, so instead, here's a video of Don Patch on drugs...
Video-
Don Patch: SOUP SOUP SOUP I WANT MAH SOUP! -tackles cuddles the polar bear man and eats his soup-
Don Patch: Where'd we get that video from?
Bobobo: don't ask.
Gasser: this show is lame i'm out... -leaves-
Bobobo: now whos gonna play mah daddy in the next segment.
Don Patch: BEAUTY WILL!
Beauty: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Don Patch: -hands beauty a suit and tie and a false mushtache- GO SUIT UP
Bobobo: And now for our next segment... Baby Bobo!
Don patch: Oh dear... can you take out the trash?
Beauty: No... have Bobobo do it.
Bobobo: Waaaahh waaah! Baby bobo don't like trash! -pauses for a moment- Speaking of trash I left some trash in mah diper...
-stage curtan closes, then reopens-
Beauty: and that conclud-
Bobobo: THAT'S MAH SPOT! FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!
Beauty: Oh fuck...
Bobobo: -boots beauty off stage- That's all we have time for for today! Before the next chapter comes, We need 3 t/d reviews. Good luck!