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Chapter1 Moving in with cousin Sasu

[Zexion's POV]

'THIS IS SHIT!' I screamed in my head as I dragged my last suitcase to the car. My dad, Xionheart* Nocturne, thought it would be good for me to stay with my cousin Sasuke for a while, so now I'm staying there in Konoha and going to my uncles school (he's the principle). I may not have been so pissed if my father hadn't decided to leave at 3 in the fucking morning. I groaned and chucked the case into the car. 'Finally.' I thought as I rubbed my lower back, hoping to ease the soreness. Suddenly, my pink backpack was hurtling towards my head followed by a late shout of 'Catch.' from my dad. I caught it, and it all would've been fine, if my p-rock* hadn't fallen out as my dad started heading towards the car. I quickly grabbed it and shoved it back in the bag.

"What was that?"

"Nothing!" I shouted and started messing the hem of my skirt*.

"Uh huh." He looked like he wanted to say more but, instead he just got in the car. I climbed in the passenger seat and plugged in my iPod. My father generally likes my choice in music so we had no worries about that. It may seem like hate my dad on the outside, but I truly love him. Compared to most adults, he's pretty cool. I ended up playing random instrumentals to pass the time. The next thing I knew, we were there. My older cousin, Itachi was already ¾ done unloading my stuff. He smiled at me.

By Xionheart I mean the one from KH2 not the ugly one in Birth by Sleep

A p-rock is a vibrator designed to reach a person's prostate (yes Zexy's a little perv)

Skirt- you can tell by this and my other stories that I love cross dressers so here's yet another one

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