jonathan sigehd in nervous, looking at watch
it was almostt ime for the wedding. he sat down and tappd his foot impartiently. "JONATHAN ITS TIME TO MARRY!" yelled speedwagna. yes finally is time for the marriage. i will love my beloved and marry.
jonathan took his place at the end of the isle
suddenly tha doors opened and in walked dio in his beautiful dress
jonathan blushed and couldnt take his eyes off dio because he was so beauty
jonathan just couldnt wait so he punched the preacher and took his bible and put the frickin ring on dios finger and picked him up and got on their boat the lucitania
"were going to america to start our dreams dio were gonna do it" said jonathan
"will we succeed? will our plans go as palnned?" said dio
"yeah were gonna do it" said dio and jonathan and dio in unision
dio giggled and held jonthan
-6 months later-
america has fallen to the diojo gay socialist movement
everyone is gay and social