Singing Lessons
"Okay Percy, ready?"
"Um...I think so."
"That's the spirit! 'Every long lost-' "
"Wait, what's the title of this song?"
" Bless the broken road. 'Every long lost drea-' "
"What's the name of the singer?"
"Rascal Flatts. 'Every long-' "
"What's it about?"
"PERCY!"
"What?
"Listen to your sensei!"
"Thank you, Nico. Okay Perce, again. 'Every long lost dream led me to where you are.'"
"Uh...'Every long lost dream-' " *out of tune*
"No! Listen to how I sing it, 'Every long lost dream led me to where you are.' "
" 'Every long lost dream'... Um...what's next again?"
"..." *facepalm*
"Okay, how about will start with one word?"
"'Kay."
"Every."
"...That's it?"
"Yep."
"Ahem, 'Every' ?" *wrong tune*
"No, Perce. Wrong tune. And make it louder with more feelings!"
"Yeah Perce, feelings."
"Shut up, Nico why don't you try?"
"Fine. 'Every'. "
...
"Well?"
"He did good."
"What!"
"Nine over ten."
(Nico) "HA!" *sticks tongue out*
"Hey!" *pouts*
"Percy, imagine your on a stage alone in front of all your loved ones and their gonna die and laugh at you if you don't sing well!"
" 'E-every.' ?!" *runs away*
"...I give up."
A few days later.
"Hey, Seaweed brain want to listen to a new song I just discovered?"
"Uh...sure." *song plays*
"It sounds familiar..."
Every long lost dream-
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
^-^ So... I hope you liked it. This was actually based on what happened to me last week...hope I didn't fail on trying to make it funny...
Disclaimer: Nope, not Uncle Rick.