Warning: Overexposure to Rock Lee can cause severe bleeding, fits of giggling like a little girl, and the urge to hit your head on something. Read at your own risk.
January 1st
A new year, time to work even harder than before. I will do my best to beat Neji and win Sakura's heart. I will write more later, I see a plate of chocolate bombs.
CHOCOLATE GO BOOM-BOOM!
January 5th
I am now out of the hospital. Guy-sensei said that I can no longer eat chocolate bombs as they will ruin my youthful training by my going crazy and hurting myself. I also may not go to bars with Guy-sensei. I am not allowed anywhere near sake.
January 6th
Today, Naruto, Neji, and I had a race. I won! Naruto came in second and Neji didn't finish because he just sat down as soon as Naruto and I started running. I think Neji is losing his youth early.
January 7th
Someday I will be able to go on a date with Sakura. I will marry her!
NO!
-Sakura
Owwwww
January 8th
I have attempted to confess my love for Sakura. It didn't go well. Maybe it would if I gave her a youthful hug and we entered the sunset genjutsu that Guy-sensei and I use whenever we hug and celebrate youth. I bet it could work.
Try it and you die Lee. Would you like to be reintroduced to my fist?
-Sakura
January 9th
Apparently it is wrong to chase after people shouting "GIVE IN TO THE OVERWHELMING POWER OF YOUTH" sadly. They don't realize what they are missing.
Lee, don't ever let anyone put you down. I'm so proud.
-Guy
Guy-sensei!
Lee!
-Guy
Way too much hugging, this just got creepy.
-Naruto
January 10th
Today I decided to hang out with Choji. I accidentally called him fat when I was attempting to get him to work out with me. I apologized to him but he said he never wanted to hear another speech about youth again. He'll get over it, the fatso.
Lee! You are dead!
-A not fat Choji
January 11th
Choji still refuses to speak to me. I think he is just contemplating the meaning of youth.
January 12th
Today I decided to work on a new training program. I'm going to copy ninjutsu without using chakra. I will beat Naruto in our next race for sure. For some reason Choji is avoiding me. He even ran when he heard me say the word youth.
January 20th
Tomorrow, Neji, TenTen, and I are going on a D-rank mission for some reason. I guess everyone must be very busy if we get a low level mission. It better give me a chance to use my youthful new moves.
January 21st
Our mission was simple, get a voucher for a rare kind of ramen. However, Naruto got there when we did and only one was left. We decided to have a race with the voucher at the finish line. Naruto used his sexy jutsu, which made Neji get a bloody nose and caused TenTen to punch Neji for some reason. I countered with my own sexy jutsu, I had a red bikini on with the top stuffed. It made Neji hide, Naruto scream, and TenTen yell at me.
That looked so wrong! Lee, you pervert! The worst part is that you wore that under you clothes all day. And Neji, why are you a closet pervert?
-A disgusted TenTen
So, after that, I beat Naruto to the voucher. We successfully completed our mission.
Lee, that was just nasty. Never do that again.
-A disturbed Naruto
Agreed
-TenTen and Neji, who are both also very disturbed.
I hope you liked the first chapter of Rock Lee's Diary of Youth.