Disclamer: I dont own any of the Twilight characters. A summery will be inside of Chapter Two. Please Enjoy
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Between you and me I have one thing to say. IM BORED.
Edward said this very loud and wanted some attention.
Bella just didn't look at him for he was acting like a child.
"We know you're BORED."
Edward started to pout. He has been acting quiet strange lately. So Bella did the best thing she could do for Edward. Hit him with a frying pan.
Edward dodges his beloved Bella. Then again right when Bella gave up on him. Edward started to laugh in Bella's face.
Bella couldn't take any more of this torture. It has been what one-hundred and thirty-four years.
So what else should she do? Well one thing she did in secret was call the family.
Poor innocent Edward didn't see it coming. Then again Bella had done one thing.
That Edward will hate her for about 45 minutes. Edward stopped laughing and began to watch Peter Pan.
A movie he has been quiet into for a while. I Bella planned a secret game that all the family will play. Then again vampires weren't exactly the family.
___After Some Time Later_____ And I do Mean SOME time LATER____
Today was the day of life and love. Edward lost his child act. For a very odd reason he started acting like an ego-jock.
He even changed his wardrobe once again. He kind of looks like a fruit cake sadly.
Then all glory came in.
Knock ,knock ,knock
I then yelled I'll get it slowly walking to the door.
Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring,
I could hear Edward cursing up a jock storm.
I still walked slowly as ever to the door.
BANG BANG BANG KNOCK KNOCK BOOM BOOM BOOM RING RING RING RING RING BOOM BANG
I really tilted my head going oh damn. I could see the door almost splitting.
Edward got up wearing his jockey cloths.
The last thing I heard come from Edwards mouth was these exact words.
"BELLA GET OUT OF THE WAY?!?!?!"
I saw Edward running my way like a man. Not a jock or a kid or an emo-punk-prep that was last week.
The door latterly burst of its hedges. It busted forward with such a great force that. In reality I can't do this as a real person.
Everything went in slow motions
Edward who was running towards Bella does to an active sense of love. Bella who was purposely going very slow so Edward would get the door.
Things got out of hand when family break down door to house.
I, Bella did what I knew best. Did a back bend in sLoW MoOw.
While poor Edward got hit and was sent flying away.
*End of sLoW MoOw*
Jacob came with all respect. Looking like the exact male. Who none of you would have guessed. As the one and only that some people believe in Jacob to be is JESUS.
Jacob cleared his voice speaking like he was royal.
"Happy Halloween dear Bella and Dumb Edward of now will be called Ed-door."
I turned around to check if 1) My furniture was ok 2) If Edward may have hopes of living tonight.
I glanced at Edward thinking second thoughts.
I don't even think he will last the game.
Bella shrugged it off saying o-well-what's done is done. Can't stop what's already happening.
Then again to be honest at least began.