Hey! Another Crackfic! This time, it was written by my messed up, Puerto Rican friend. She had to include chocolate body paint and crayons in this one.
Sakura: Sasuke! What the hell?
Sasuke: What? I like chocolate.
Kakashi: That doesn't mean you have to do that to Naruto...
Sasuke: What? I thought that tying someone up, taking all their clothes off, covering them with chocolate body paint, violating them with crayons, and then licking the paint off was completely normal.
Naruto: Mmelf eee!
Kakashi: What?
Sakura: I think he said, 'Help me.'
Kakashi: Oh, really? Well, sorry, Naruto, but it's opposite day. Come on, Sakura.
Sasuke: Finally, Naruto, we're alone...
Slowly, Sasuke began to lick the paint off...
And every one lived happily ever after. Except for Naruto. He's now emotionally scarred for life.
A/N If you type, 'Puerto Rican' into OpenOffice, it counts it as a typo O.o