A howler from dear old auntie bella

by DoNotCallMehNymphadora

Bellatrix sends Tonks a howler whilst she is eating breakfast. Sounds much worse than it actually is, promise

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER! If I did I wouldn't have so much homework to do

Tonks had just gotten out of bed in Hogwarts. Tonks couldn't believe it! After she had washed and dressed (with her blindingly yellow hair) ready for dinner, she headed down to the Great Hall. As she was running to catch up with her new friend before they exited the common room, Tonks obviously had to go and trip over a chair leg and skid across the floor of the Hufflepuff common room. The persons whose chair leg she had tripped over, immediately started apologising but TOnks told her it was okay and she wasn't hurt (or in TOnks' exact words, "No harm done.")

Finally, the Hufflepuff friends managed to find their ways to the Great Hall without any more incidents and sat down to a hot and filling dinner. Five minutes later, an owl was spotted heading straight for Nymphadora with a howler in its beak. Tonks didn't know what to do with it but when one of their friends told her to run, the letter had opened and started screaming. As soon as everyone had heard who the howler was from, all eyes turned accusingly to Tonks and people started edging away from her as if she was a deranged criminal like her dear Auntie Bella. Meanwhile, the letter was screaming itself hoarse.

"NYMPHADORA TONKS! HOW DARE YOU BE SORTED INTO HUFFLEPUFF!" At this, fellow Hufflepuffs started getting angry at having their house demoted but they didn't want to create a scene so didn't do anything.

"IF THE TRAITORS SIRIUS AND ANDROMEDA WEREN'T ALREADY BAD ENOUGH, YOU HAVE TO GO AND WORSEN THE REPUTATION OF THE BLACK FAMILY EVEN MORE!" Again someone started getting angry but it wasn't the Hufflepuff's. No, it was the lovely Sirius Black. He was just thinking about Bella an how she was being an arse and sending poor sobbing Tonks a howler.

"I CAN IMAGINE YOU RIGHT NOW AND WHAT AN UGLY SIGHT THAT IS! YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO AND TELL LITTLE SIRIUS WHY YOU HIDE YOUR HELLA UGLY NATURAL APPEARANCE! BYE, BYE DUMB UGLY ASSHOLE WHO IS (UNFORTUNATELY) MY NEICE!"

By this point, Tonks was in tears and was running out of the Great Hall. No more than 30 seconds later, Sirius was racing after her to try and undo the damage their relative had caused to the innocent first year.

A/N: Please review and say if you like it or if you want another chapter (I can extend it from a one-shot)