Disclaimer:

I do not own Batman or any other DC Comic characters.

When Dick Greyson gets home from school he runs to his television after getting his favorite snack from the fridge. The then sits down and watches his favorite show: Batman.

As Dick turns on the tv the theme song goes off and the announcers voice is heard, "Today on Batman we join our hero already in the clutches of the sinister Harley Quinn."

"You know Bat dork you really should look before you leap" says the costumed women as twirls around before running over to the controls of the crane that has the Dark Knight hanging from it upside down.

"You won't get away this time Quinnzel," the cape crusader spits.

A manic laugh comes from the female clown as she pulls the lever on the control box and waves, " Yeah...yeah. I've heard it all before but this time it will be the end of you and then me and Mr. J can finally settle down and get married," as she speaks Batman is being lowered into a vat of hot plastic.

Before the tips of his cowl is dipped in the worlds greatest detective hears something that makes a smile come over is face, "HARLEY!!!!"

With that the fromer doctor at Arkam pulls the lever again making Batman stop just inches from the boiling lava of plastic and turns to see a pale, green haired male walk through the warehouse doors.

"M-M-Mr.J" she stammers as she remembered the last time he caught her trying to whack the Bat.

With his tardemark smile on his powder white face The Joker, Batman most diabolical and twisted foe, walks on the the platform where his 'sweetie' is standing in a look of terror.

" Harley.....dear what is all this," he ask gesturing to the Batman hanging precariously over the vat of plastic. "How many times have I told you that I am the only one to give the punch line around here" he barks as he clenches his fist and rares back

The female cowers as she tries to explain, " B-b-b-ut Mr. J I was o-o-only doing it for you cuz I love you."

Batman seeing this dispute as away to get out of his perdicament begins to pic the lock on the chains wrapped around him.

Meanwhile the Joker looking at the cowering women before him sighs and puts his arm around her, "I know....I know but still the Joker always has the last laugh," with that the self-dubbed 'Clown Prince of Crime' swings his hand down and grab the lever that controls the crane.

"Buh-Bye Bats!"

"Mr. J!"

"Crap!"

With that the Batman would plunge into the vat while screaming as Harley Quinn jumps to her feet and runs for the homicidal clown, "Mr. J"

He greets her with open arms and they embrace as their lips meet Joker's hands run up the curves that form Doctor Quinnzel's body before finding the zipper at the back and slowly dragging it down to reveal her naked abdomen.

Harley quickly covers up before looking at the camera and wagging her finger, "Hey this show ain't free"

Joker pounces her as the screen fades to black with the sounds of Joker's maniac laughter and thier racaus love-making filling the silence.

As Dick gets up to turn the tv off a F.C.C disclaimer pops up that reads:

Not sutable for superheros.