Title: Spike, Just Give Up Already

Summary: Spike suffers rejection once more.

Disclaimer: I don't own this.

Words: 195

Rating: K

Warnings: Severe disappointment.

"Oh Spike~!"

A small purple dragon rushed into the main room of the boutique with a wide grin. He nearly tripped over his own fet, bt quickly regained his balance and directed his attention to the white unicorn in front of him.

"Yes Rarity," he asked hopefully, clasping his hands in front of himself in obedience.

"My dear, sweet Spike, I have something extraordinary to ask of you~!"

Spike's hands became sweaty and his eyes widened in anticipation.

"We've been such good friends for so long… And you're the only one I trust to ask this…"

Rarity turned and faced Spike, batting her eyelashes and pouting.

"This is of the utmost importance, and your answer will forever change my life!"

Spike perked up and widened his eyes even more, if that were possible. Here it was. Here was the moment he'd been waiting on for so long. Would this be the day that Rarity finally confesses her undying love for him!?

"Spike… Do you think I should wear the blue scarf or the red one," she asked, using her magic to levitate the two scarves in the air.

No. This would NOT be the day.

AN: I just feel really bad for Spike because it simply ain't gonna happen, not even in his fanfictions T-T