Money
Kaiba smirked as he checked on his total money amount. He was just checking his files which automatically recorded and altered his amount as it changed.
"Aaah, I like being rich..." He smirked. Just then his secretary's voice was heard in the intercom.
"Mr Kaiba, the post's here."
"Send it up," He ordered and waited for it to arrive. when it did get to him, Kaiba looked at the top letter and saw bills. He reached out for his fancy, engraved letter opener and slit open the top one. It basically said 'water bill; $1,446,35'. Damn...
The next had 'Phone bill; $3,671,99'. Well, he did like phoning people to yell at them...
After that was 'Electricity bill; $77,842,090'. Well, he invented things and that takes a lot of electricity! Still, that was a hell of a lot, way more than average, even for him.
There were no more after that, thankfully, but then the phone rang. Kaiba, feeling rather agitated now, picked it up and yelled 'WHAT?!' angrily down the line.
"Uh... It's the time of the month you pay us and... Please?" Came the timid voice of one of his employees. What was his name? Oh, it didn't really matter.
"FINE!" He screamed and slammed the phone down. Fine?! It isn't fine! Calm down, Seto, remember your blood pressure! He told himself. Then he picked up the receiver again and called Mokuba. "Looks like you won't get that really pricey thing you wanted..." Kaiba sighed and looked at the computer screen.
"I won't get my giant Lego house with working sinks and loos in Thailand so that when I visit I can have the best childhood experience?! Aww, why not?" How he loved that kid...
"I'm a little... Broke."
The end
A/N Written in seven minutes while on the P13 bus to Sainsbury's to buy meself some chocolate to Om-Nom-Nom on!