(This was made by me and my friend, its just a random story with basically no plot, and in no way is thisserious.)
Once upon a time there was a very lonly seadweller. He whined "Rainbowdash". Then Feferi came and said "STFU". And then they started randomly having sloppy makeouts, untill Sollux came and hate-choked the seadweller. The seadweller was accually Meenah and she culled Feferi. But she is too busy being hate choked so she can't do that. So Latula shows up and kills Feferi instead. Latula feels bad and commits suicide with a potato and a spoon. Then Gamzee cums and tries to steal their bodies. *comes. And Hussie is grabbing Gamzee's cod piece and wont let go. Then Cronus comes up and starts flirting with Hussie. He then grabs Cronus's cod piece and Eridan gets jealous and starts having sloppy makeouts with Vriska. Calliope is all like "Stop u guys!", and then she starts stripping. And then Terezi joins her while Tavros flails helplessly on the ground. Sollux starts freaking out because Tavros stole his hand2 and starts to make out with Mennahs corpse. Gamzee then tries to get away with Latulas corpse but Hussie won't let go. Hussie rips the cod piece only to find that it was stuffed with tiny Pantskats, Kanaya Wests, and Miracles. Then Karkat shows up and Nepeta tackles him while Meulin cries to herself in a corner because she wants to. Fat Vriska comes and spreads diabetes and AIDS to everone except Cronus because no one will ever love him. Gamzee magically conjures sopor pies because WhY tHe FaK nOt? And Nepeta gets all high off them. And she convinces Cronus and March Eridan also to strip and they miraculously start filling buckets. Horuss comes and turns into a sassy blapk woman and says "'aint nobody got tiem fur dis", and Dave shows up and Horuss is all like "Bithc plaes". They then prance off into the sunset riding Rufioh, abd Pantskri and Pantskat have a break dance strife. Then Aradia esplodes and Equius starts crying while Nepets beats him senseless. And Nepeta is all like "MEOW, MEOW, MOEW, MEIW". Karkat is all like "STOP PLAYING GAMES FOR GIRLS FUKAS", and proceeds to push Equius into a pit of fire. Then Kanaya starts putting makeup on the corpses. -The corpses are now hilariously shetty fantrolls-. Kanaya then freaks out about how bad looking they are and dies a horrible painfull death, and her eyes melt. Then a bunch of mini-Roses come out of her eyeholes and all get stepped on by Kurloz. Kurloz proceeds to lick his feet which are now covered in squished Roses, and turns into March Kurloz complete with a stuffed bra and sexy thong that only Aquariuses will find attractive. Then the March Eridan and Cronus that had been stripping with Calliope and Terezi come over and them and Kurloz start having sloppy maekouts while simultaneously filling buckets. Karkat then facepalms so hard that it creates a black hole that sucks everybody in except for the hope, void, and space players. Then Roxy uses her drunk powers to make everyone drunk and Horuss dances around in his horse suit while singing 'I'm a Little Tea-Pot'. Drunk Equius STRONG pees and his pee creates a worm hole that leads them to Doc Scratch's house. Soc Dcratch is there and then Roxy uses her drunk powers on him and he starts flailing around. Everyone then gets matching cod pieces, and Horuss gets all sweaty and grabs his horse 8=D -smiley- for comfort.