Being a Mom
By, The Angels of Death
Summary: Nejiten! Tenten must learn to give up her dreams of becoming the next Tsunade, and become a STAY-AT-HOME MOM! But first, she must become accustomed to her new lifestyle: TEACHER!
Pairing: NEJITEN! THERE CAN BE NO OTHER PAIRING THAT IS WOOORTHY!
-cough- I might seem a little crazy with the exclamation points, but not as much as this on story I read where the whole thing was exclamation points. XD It was like," He sat down! Then he looked at the TV!"
GOD, THAT was awful. Anyways, I feel hyper right now, so ignore my giddy-ness, and ON WITH THE SHOW! : D
Chapter 1: Prologue
Kunoichi: Tenten's Log
Giving up becoming a kunoichi to be a stay-at-home mom. That was something I never really considered. Yet, it happened. And to top it off, I am now a teacher. Can my life be any more topsy-turvy? Don't make me even start about that…
"Tenten."
"Jes?"
"Is that how you address a Hokage?"
"…Jes?"
"……Anyways, in your position, you're not fit to continue as ANBU."
Tenten's left eye twitched. Her body shook from rage as she stood up, something almost impossible, taking into account that she was carrying a 4 month old fetus in her stomach. The poor chair she occupied clattered towards the floor as she waddled up and slammed her hands on Tsunade's desk; papers flying every which way.
"THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?"
"…Teacher."
"Eh?"
Tenten blinked in shock. Was that really a good option? Tenten sighed, before backing up and plopping herself on her chair. Or where it used to be. She forgot that she had caused it to fall on the floor, and fell there herself.
Shizune, who stood in the corner, squeaked loudly in surprise, and leapt towards Tenten, hauling her up from the floor.
"TENTEN-CHAN!"
Tenten was finally lugged up. Tsunade held in a snort, and eyed Tenten out of spite. Tenten stood up, letting out a large silent sigh, before glancing at Tsunade with a feeble look of surrender.
"…When do I start?"
Lee cried rivers and oceans of tears. It was a wonder why the world only had one percent of drinkable water. It was because of HIM! But anyways, we're off subject. Lee cried and cried and bubbled like a little girl.
"MY FLOWER!"
Tenten grumbled, as she uncomfortably sat in her rocking chair as Lee lay kneeling on the floor, bawling. She had just told him that she would have to leave the squad and become a teacher. Neji eyed Lee with disgust.
"Get over it, Lee."
Lee miraculously stopped crying and jumped up, pointing a shaky finger at Neji; his cheeks pink from overdose of crying.
"NEJI!"
"What, Lee?"
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT! JOO! JOO HYUUGA DEVIL!"
"………?"
"YOU PLANTED YOUR SEED IN OUR BEAUTIFUL FLOWER, AND NOW SHE IS UNABLE TO BLOOM!"
"What?"
Neji stared at Lee with a look of disdain. Tenten scrunched her nose up a little.
"Lee, that sounded so perverted."
Lee lowered his finger that was still pointing at Neji, and glowered.
"IT WAS IN YOUR DEFENSE!"
"……Seriously?"
"…YES!"
Tenten coolly looked at Lee.
"Didn't seem like it."
Kiba and Shino suddenly popped out from the bushes next to the open window.
"Ooooooooh, BURN!"
Tenten, Neji, and Lee whipped their heads towards the window. Yes, Kiba, we understood. But SHINO? THE APOCOLYPSE IS NEAR!
Shino noticed the gawking and smoothly pushed up his sunglasses and walked away. Akamaru, who grew a little bigger, that having him on Kiba's head had him weighed down, barked happily, wagging his tail. Kiba, who noticed the empty space next to him, and the never ending stares, coughed slightly and slowly edged away from sight. Lee cleared his throat.
"So where was I?"
Tenten scratched her head and thought for awhile.
"Burn?"
"OH YES! THAT TWAS CRUEL, TENTEN!"
"So?"
Naruto popped out of the bushes.
"BUUUURN!"
Hinata walked into the room and hopped out of the window, dragging Naruto behind her. Naruto obediently followed.
"So where was I?"
"Burn?"
"CLASS!"
The room was bundled with small children; running around the room, on the desks, writing on the board, screaming, yelling, crying, peeing-…Scratch that last one out.
Iruka's eye twitched. He tried to have them quieted down, but after many failed attempts, he stood impatiently, before exploding.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Everyone immediately quieted down and rushed back to their seats. Iruka sighed loudly, before leading a freaked out Tenten to the front.
"Everyone, this is Tenten, and she will be your new teacher. Welcome her with kindness and respect."
Everybody beamed and chided in unison.
"Welcome, Tenten-sensei."
Tenten squealed and grabbed the nearest kid, which was a little girl with tied up black hair, and rubbed their cheeks together as she started getting crazy.
"How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!"
The girl quickly turned her head towards Iruka, her voice muffled by Tenten's arm.
"Iruka-senseeeeeei? Is this normal?"
Iruka looked at Tenten and shared a peeved look with her.
"Yes…yes it is."
All the children screamed, before they ran and fought each other over seats in the back row. The girl, still clutched in Tenten's arms,stretched her hand out.
"S-somebody! Help meeeee!"
TBC…
Heck yes, I have made this one-shot into a STORY! OMG! I am making this a continued story! –tears-
P.S, I reread my story (For once in my life) and saw that I never told you how old everybody is. Because I was all, "OMG, it sounds like she's in TEENAGE PREGNANCY!" And I freaked out. So here I am. I must explain, they are waaay older. Not old like…GAI. But older. Like…from 14 to 24! TEN YEARS HAVE PAAASSED! Gosh, saying this makes me feel OLD!
…..w00t! Have fun, hope you enjoyed my STORY, and that you're not FREAKED OUT or anything!
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With my gargantuan (Hah, that's a word. :P ) love,
The Angels of Death :D