A/N: I had this idea for a random crack fic for a while and hopes you like it.
Note: is in authors universe and mentions some more adult based themes but that's it oh and their more like their Japanese versions.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fic except the plot which is random and rubbish.
Final Fantasy VII: They Crazy!!!
It was an ordinary day in the apartment the FF7 party hired to mourn the death of Zack Fair even though no one except Cloud and Aerith gave a crap about the party...
Yuffie was watching some T.V which was on the Yoga channel and she was attempting to do a position that involved putting your legs in the air and Yuffie could've swore she saw Tifa do this in a video her dad had hidden in their house.
"Tifa have you been in this position before?" Yuffie asked dumbfounded by why she would do it.
Tifa was drinking booze with everyone else except Red XII and Cait Sith who were having a gambling game of poker in the corner.
"ummmm... No Yuffie I've never done that before and I'm busy... drinking, yeah drinking" Tifa said downing her bottle in one go and drank Barret's as well "Kids today...he he" Tifa said trying to shrug it off.
"i remember that i bought all 15 DVD's!!!" Cid shouted out loud.
"Pervy Bastard!" Barret said to Cid "my Marlene would never do that..."
"Well she's four for gods sake why would she!!!" Cid retorted back at Barret.
Red XIII was beating Cait Sith at poker "Damn it you wolf I'm the lively gambling Kitty Kat see?" Cait said dropping six dice in front of Red which then exploded leaving only the bangles Red had "Guys! Red spontaneously combusted...Again!!!" Cait told everyone else and then saw Yuffie was watching Yoga "Oooh Yoga I love Yoga!" Cait Sith said running over to the telly.
"We're not putting the wolf back together again it costed us 1 million Gil!" Vincent said like a cheapskate.
"Besides we can always sell Tifa's fake 'girls' " Cloud said at the same time as Aerith did.
"Hey! They're real" Tifa said and now noticed Barret was looking at her 'girls' with interest as was Cid "Pervs!!!" Tifa screamed and let her beat rush take action on the men who were slammed to the floor...unconscious.
"Let them be it gives us more booze" Vincent said swigging three bottles at once.
Cait Sith was watching Yuffie while she was in her position and she heard about Tifa's false 'girls' and came up with a good idea on a joke.
Yuffie ran at Tifa Glomping her for no reason and purposely unhooked her bra and tore off her top making it look like an accident "Ooopsie"she said as an excuse as Tifa's bra hit the ground with plastic padding on the inside and as many tissue as they all could see on top of the bra.
Yuffie ran over and took the plastic padding and stuffed it down her top "Do I look hot?" Yuffie asked and everyone ignored her so she stormed out of the place in a mood.
Cait Sith took over the T.V and switched it over to camp yoga!!! and his Mog was imitating some of the poses while Tifa was covering her 'girls', Cloud was gob smacked and Aerith was kicking Cid for the fun of it.
"Oh my god, he is dead now!" Vincent said and pulled out Death Penalty and shot Cait Sith 20 time killing him once and for all (cue the ff vii victory fanfare music).
Yuffie returned with out the padding on her "You killed Cait Sith? But I just sold all our Materia and items to buy him 999 Yellow m-phones!" Yuffie stated upset.
Vincent was angry now and shot her in the head killing her and they went back to their original conversation "Cloud, Aerith who is Zack!!!"