"There very, and I mean very shiny, can I touch?"

It's the same thing each and every time she finds me (her super weapon eyes lock down on me) that she has to touch the fangs that keep me alive, those things I've been using less of.

(and that my friends is not because of some crazy girl stalking me nope it's because of the slayer, who else?)

"Do I ever say no, River? After that go and find Buff you still got lots of training to do even if you're Miss Super-Slayer."

(trust me this little one can even beat mother slayer herself and that is hugely awesome)

"I'm done now, Spiky, don't fret one bit. And Spike, don't call me crazy or even think it, I can kill you with my brain."

-

From the very start those slender fingers of hers have always grabbed hold of my fangs (that only start to complain after a few hours of it) like they were shiny toys instead of deadly weapons.

"Watch yourself, girl, I don't want to bite you (or maybe I really do?)."

All those warnings did was make her smile even more (one that was even creepier then my own, which is something right there), showing a pair of her very own fake fangs, and said the same thing as always.

"Oh, you wouldn't bite me, William, well, maybe you would but it would be a love bite."

And that was the first of her rambles (which are many) that made sense to me and that scared me more then those eyes of hers.

"And I'd bet you'd like it, right love?"

"Oh yes I would, more then both stakes and fangs alike, my bloody bad poet."