King Harry and the space police
One day [before earth was made] King Harry of H-Land was walking down the road when suddenly a H.2.0 scoop transported him to the moon of poosh. Then a big judoon ship landed on him and flattened him. The judoon scanners sensed nothing so they restarted the engines. The heat from the engines burnt King Harry into a giant crisp. The judoon reversed the H.2.0 scoop accidently to the wrong place, in a clone trooper base,. The clone troopers thought it was a battle souvenir from clone trooper heaven. That was the most not clever thing they had done in the history of clone troopers.
The End.