Little toy store of horrors

Chapter 1

Well, there I was in the lab on a sunny afternoon trying once again to launch that chicken into space. And just as I was about to press that button, once again I was interupted. Gir was laughing and screaming.

"MASTAH! COME! COME!"

"Alright Gir. I'll be right there. I just need to launch this chi..."

"NOW! YOU NEED THIS NOW! WHY DO YOU HATES ME AND THE PIG AND STUFF?"

"FINE!... ill deal with you later, chicken-beast." And I went up to the house part of my base.

"GIR! WHAT DO YOU WANT? You know, I was in the middle of something very important..."

"LOOK AT WHAT I GOTS! THIS BALL THINGY! IT KNOW ALL!"

"A magic 8 ball? It knows stuff? How could that be? Gimme it!" Gir handed me the magic 8 ball.

"Oh mighty and powerful magic 8 ball, will I destroy the earth?" I said to it and then shook it.

no.

"LIES! LIES! LIAR! YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF MAGICAL?"

yes.

"WHAT THE? How many phrases are stored in this thing anyway?"

a lot.

"Heheheh. I meant a specific number."

1264838493923 phrases.

"GIR! WE'RE TAKING THIS BACK TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW!"

"Okay." Gir said sadly. But then he perked up when he realized...

"WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE TOY STORE! YAY!"

"Yes... let us go... NOW get your disguise on." I said as I popped my contacts into place.

"MINIMOOSE! LOOK AFTER OUR HOME WHILE WE'RE OUT!" I yelled

"NYA!"

And then we began our walk to the horrible toy store... Um... OF DOOM!

End of chapter 1

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