BABY JESUS GETS STOLEN
[Phyllis, Angela, and Kelly setting up decorations around office]
Michael: Who's ready for the Christmas Party?
Dwight: I am Michael.
Michael: Anyone else? Angela? You have been preparing this party all week.
[Personal interview with Angela]
Angela: I have been preparing for this party all year. Last year's party was not a success due to lack of funds. We had six dollars. This year we have 26 dollars. We spent most of it on the tree.
Phyllis: Angela put me in charge of decorating the tree. She didn't give me any money to buy some so I made this homemade ornament. (Shows ornament to the camera)
Kelly: I was supposed to buy the Christmas tree. But I was passing the mall and I remembered that I really needed a new shirt for the Christmas party. So I bought this one. Cute right? Anyway so I just brought this plant from home.
[Dwight brings out tree. Only a few people clap. Michael has somewhat of a disappointed look on his face.]
Michael: That is…beautiful.
(Angela has a mad look on her face)
Phyllis: (looks down) Sorry everybody.
Pam: I think the tree/plant looks nice.
Toby: We should be happy we even have a tree. A lot of countries don't even…
Michael: And you should be happy I haven't fired you Toby.
(Awkward silence)
Michael: Fired you up for this party. Right Angela?
(Angela doesn't say anything)
Michael: Okay (Claps)
[End Scene]
[Room where party is gonna be. Angela is bringing brownies into the room and sees Pam also with brownies.]
Angela: Really Pam?
Pam: What?
Angela: You ruined everything.
(Angela leaves and sees Phyllis entering the room and she also sees her with brownies. Stops and stares at Phyllis for half a second and then leaves. Pam looks at camera.)
[End Scene]
[Personal interview with Pam]
Pam: I've decided to make a second party. Anyone who wants to have fun and have a great time can come to my party. Everyone else can go to Angela's.
(Pam putting up a flyer)
Kevin: Christmas Party…Remix?
Pam: You should come.
Kevin: Whats wrong with the other party?
Pam: Nothing. But at this party you can have as many seconds as you want.
(Kevin smiles at camera)
[Personal interview with Kevin]
Kevin: Oh I love brownies. If I could have brownies every day I would.
[Personal interview with Stanley]
Stanley: There are two parties going on this year. I personally don't care which one I go to as long as there's food.
[Personal interview with Creed]
Creed: I'm not going to either party. I'm going to have my own party at my desk. Every day is a party with Creed.
[Personal interview with Jim]
Jim: I'm going to Pam's party because she is my friend and I am wanna support my friend. (Camera moves over to show Kevin. Kevin makes whipping noises. Jim just looks at camera.)
[End Scene]
[Shows Pam's party. Music playing. Everyone's having a good time. Shows Angela's party. It's just Angela and Dwight.]
Dwight: (With brownie in his mouth) These are good. Did you make them yourself?
(Angela puts head down and appears to be crying.)
Dwight: Wanna dance?
[Michael comes out of Pam's party laughing and sees Angela's party. He stops laughing.]
[Personal interview with Michael]
Michael: This...this isn't right. I've gotta do something.
(Michael hurries back to Pam's party, along thew way he calls Dwight and Angela)
Michael: Everybody listen up. Someone has stolen baby Jesus from the nativity scene.
(Everyone looks at Creed)
Creed: What?
Dwight: Michael, who did this?
Michael: (Biting lip) I don't know Dwight. We all have to team up together and figure this out.
[End Scene]
[All personal interviews]
Pam: Who do I think stole baby Jesus? I think Angela took it. I think she was jealous of my party and wanted some attention.
Ryan: I don't know why anyone would steal baby Jesus. Whoever did it must be really sad.
Creed: I didn't do it. I was too busy living it up at Creed party central.
Jim: I told Dwight that maybe no one stole baby Jesus. That maybe He came to life and is wandering around town.
Dwight: If I were baby Jesus where would I go? I'd go to a stable.
(Scene where Dwight is at his farm with animals. Looking everywhere for baby Jesus.)
[Back at office]
Michael: Whats the news people? I want answers.
Kevin: Michael we've looked everywhere.
Jim: Not his office.
Michael: (Biting lip and avoiding contact) Why would you look there?
(Jim goes to Michael's office and finds baby Jesus)
Michael: It's a Christmas miracle!
(Everyone goes back to Pam's party. Pam meets up with Angela)
Pam: Angela I was thinking, do you want to join parties?
Angela: Well, if you're going to beg Pam..
Pam: Okay, cool.
[Scene show everyone at party having a good time]
[Personal interview with Michael]
Michael: See? It worked. Everyone's together.
(Everyone going home)
Kevin: Great party Michael.
Michael: It was all Angela.
Kevin: Good job Angela (Gives her a five)
[Personal interview with Angela]
Angela: I DO throw the best parties.
[Personal interview with Michael]
Michael: The holidays are all about being together. And I'm glad that I could help unify this office tonight.
(Scene shows everybody singing. Dwight's playing the flute.)
[End episode]