I wrote this story with my sister silverlinedmushroom. She loves Keller and Galen.

I own NOTHING! (Except the poems) Tear :*(

Kpov

"Hey Galen" I called to my soulmate. "Can you read this poem and tell me what you think of it." The poem said:

People die… So punch them in the face

Beauty fades… So tell people how ugly they are

Love Changes… So hate everyone in sight

And you will always be alone… Hecks yeah I will

I was the mood to make fun of the poem… so I did.

"What do you think?" I asked excitedly.

"I've written funnier." He answered.

"Really?" I said.

"Yes."

"Really?"

"YES!"

"Okay, then I challenge you, Galen Drache, to a funny poem off."

"Your on, Keller."

Gpov

Crap! I've never written a funny poem in my life! All my poems are deep, (A/N like the ocean :P) with feeling. It's almost time for the poem off, so I better think of something fast.

Ipov (Illiana I don't like her)

Galen read his poem first:

I'm in love with her.

Pick a rose, give it to her,

The rose squirts her face.

I think I'm a nice person, (A/N blech) but even I couldn't pretend that was a good funny poem.

Gpov

I thought it was a pretty good poem. "Funny right?" I asked the audience.

"Cough cough." Was all heard.

"It wasn't that bad!"

"Yeah it was!" I heard Ash yell.

"Whatever."

"Honey, darling, baby…" Keller said, "It was horrible."

"Let's see you do better" I challenged.

"With pleasure."

I am a stalker

I wonder what you think of me

I hear you singing in the shower

I see you in your room

I want to be near you

I am a stalker

I pretend to be with you

I feel desperate for you

I touch a picture of you

I worry about your health

I cry without you

I am a stalker

I understand I can't be with you

I say I'll wait for you

I dream about you

I try to carry on without you to no success

I hope we can be together someday

I am a stalker

The reaction to Keller's poem was a lot worse then mine. She actually got booed.

"I thought it was funny." She said.

"Honey, darling, baby…" I said only mocking her a little. "It was just plain creepy."

Tell me what you think! Were the characters believable? Peace out HOMEDOGS!