A/N: Hey everybody!! Yes, I am starting a new fanfiction. Stupid me. But oh well, I really wanted to write this!! It's most likely going to be really random and hyper, but hopefully it will be good and funny.
Anyway, yeah…
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. (or coldstone)
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"Hello?" Axel spoke into his cellphone. He had been seated on the couch in his room at The Castle That Never Was watching TV with Roxas when his phone rang.
"Hey Axel!!" someone said from the other side.
"Oh, hey Kyllex. What's up?" Axel said. He was used to Kyllex calling him; she was a huge fangirl of his. She and her friends always came to see him for no reason at all.
"Listen, Axely. We need you to do us a huge favor!"
"Really? What?"
"We need a place for our headquarters. Can you find some abandoned building or something that we can use? Or maybe take over someplace so we can use their space?" Kyllex asked.
"Um, sure, no problem. But what do you need an HQ for?" Axel asked curiously.
"For our Fangirl War! We're having a battle to see who's the best. But of course you are, Axel. So anyway Axely's Army needs a place to make evil plans, so the others can't win!!"
"Fangirl…war?"
"Yeah! Meet us down by Coldstone Creamery, we're eating icecream!"
"Um, okay! Sounds good!" Axel grinned.
"Kay! See ya, Axely!" Axel hung up and looked over to Roxas, whose eyes were still glued to the TV.
"Hey, Rox," Axel said, poking his friend.
"Huh? Wha?"
"Guess what? I have a fanclub!! An army, actually!" Axel beamed.
"Oh yeah, for the fangirl war? What's yours called? Mine's Roxas Rox Your Sox. Pretty lame, huh?" Roxas answered. Axel stared at him.
"How did you find out about this before me??"
"Kyllex's cousin, Ari, called me and told me that she was the leader of the Roxas Rox Your Sox club, and that they needed me to participate in some sort of war between you, me, Zexion, and Demyx." Roxas replied.
"What! Demyx and Zexion? Wait…how did an idiot like Demyx get fangirls?" Axel asked, dumbfounded.
"I don't know. But whatever, what's your club called?" Roxas smirked.
"Axely's Army. But what are we supposed to do in this war? Do we get to fight each other??"
"I don't really know, Ari didn't say anything. She just sort of spoke really fast and told me the basics and then hung up."
"AAAAAHHH!!!!!" Suddenly, Demyx ran into the room, looking very scared and tired from running. Axel and Roxas looked at him strangely. Then they saw a young girl, with long dark brown hair chasing after Demyx.
"DON'T PLAY PRANKS ON ZEXY-KUN! OR I'LL KILL YOU!!" The girl shouted. At this point Demyx had collapsed on the ground from exhaustion, with the girl standing above him, looking down at him with evil eyes.
"Um, who are you?" Axel asked. She swung around to see him and Roxas still sitting on the couch watching TV.
"The name's Lisa, but call me Isa-chan!" She smiled cheerfully at them.
"Umm…do we know you? You look really familiar…" Roxas wondered, confused.
"No, but you know my sister. Actually, she's the leader of Axely's Army." Isa-chan stated.
"You mean Kyllex??" Axel asked curiously.
"Yep!!" Isa-chan smiled.
"Wait a sec…how did you get in here???" Roxas asked her.
"I climbed through the window."
"But-"
"Anyway, Demyx was about to drench Zexy with water, but I saved him!" Isa-chan stated matter-of-factly. "Oh, I'm the leader of the Zexy Fan Clan. And we're TOTALLY gonna kick your guys' butts!!" she stuck her tongue out at Roxas and Axel, and then ran off.
"Ummm…that was weird." Roxas said.
"Yeah. Soo…she's Kyllex's sister. Hey, I wonder who the leader of Demyx's fanclub is??" Axel wondered out loud.
"Chanelle." Demyx muttered from on the ground.
"Oh! Hey Demyx, I forgot you were here. And who's Chanelle?"
"She's one of Kyllex's friends. And she's also the leader of the Demy is Awesome club." Demyx stood up from his position on the ground and joined Axel and Roxas on the couch.
"Demy is Awesome club? What a lame name." Axel smirked.
"Like yours is any better." Demyx snorted back.
"Hey, Axel, aren't you supposed to be somewhere??" Roxas asked, looking over at Axel.
"Oh yeah! See ya guys, I'm going to find an HQ for Axely's Army." With that being said, Axel swiftly teleported out of the room and to Coldstone, where Kyllex and company were waiting.
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[Roxas Rox Your Sox Club
"Okay peoples, listen up!" a girl with long brown hair and dirty blonde highlights stood on a pedestal. About 10 or 20 other girls were standing in the field below her.
"As the leader of the Roxas Rox Your Sox club, I say that we should try our hardest in this competition. We will prove once and for all that Roxas is way better than Axel, Zexion, OR Demyx! Got it?" she shouted.
"YEAH!!" everyone cheered.
"Alright. So…next order of business is our uniforms. Take a look at what I'm wearing," the girl, who you should know by now to be named Ari, said.
The Roxas Rox Your Sox club looked up to examine their leader's clothing. She was wearing a beige t-shirt with a large "13" inscribed on the back. On the front was a little skateboard, with the word "Roxas" printed neatly on it. Ari was also wearing brown cargo pants and black and brown skater shoes. She had a small chain necklace with a little mini keyblade on the end hanging around her neck.
"Ooh…cool!!" One girl in the group squealed.
"Yep!!" Ari chirped. "Now, all of you will receive your uniforms in a few minutes. Meanwhile, we've got to go over effective rules and strategies…"
Ari began to talk and talk about ways to make sure that her team won, while Malina, her pesky little 8 year old sister and 'helper' handed out uniforms to everyone.
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[Demy is Awesome Club
"Okay everyone!! Avert your attention to me!" The entire Demy is Awesome club turned to look at Chanelle, their leader.
Her dark blonde hair was up in a ponytail, and she was wearing the official Demy is Awesome club uniform: a light blue t-shirt with the words "Dance, water, dance!" printed on the front, blue jeans, black shoes, and a necklace with a sitar on it. Also, on the back of her shirt was a picture of Demy's sitar.
"I will hand out everybody's uniforms now." she said, calmly walking around the room and passing out the correct sized uniforms to everyone.
"Okay girls! We've got to win this competition! It's very important to me, so give it your all! We've got to prove that Demyx is the best!!"
"YEAH!" the team cheered.
"Okay! Now everybody, change into your uniforms and we'll get started with planning!!"
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[Axely's Army
"Axel!!!" as soon as Axel teleported to Coldstone, he was attacked by Kyllex. He pulled her off of him and then looked around curiously. Something was missing.
"Hey. Where are Xonny and Rihx??" he asked. Usually there were three of them attacking him, not just one.
"They're off recruiting more members with Lyxsing. Now come on, let's go look for a headquarters!!" Kyllex pulled Axel around by the hand, practically dragging him on the ground.
"What's with the outfit?" Axel asked, rasing a brow.
"Oh, it's our uniform! The whole team is wearing it." Kyllex smiled. She was wearing a red t-shirt that said "AxelLove" on the front, and "Got it memorized??" on the back. She also had a pair of black capris and black shoes. She was wearing a black and red bracelet that had a little symbol of fire on it, with an 8 in the center.
"Oh, okay. Hey, what about that building??" Axel freed himself from Kyllex's grasp and pointed to a large, one story building. It had several windows and you could see that inside were several mattresses.
"Sleep Country! USA! Why buy a mattress, anywhere else? DING!" Kyllex sang and she ran into the Sleep Country.
"Wait up!" Axel called as he ran after her.
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[Zexy Fan Clan
"LISTEN UP, UNDERLINGS!!" Isa-chan shouted from the top of a bookshelf. Her 'underlings', or the rest of the fanclub, shuddered in fear and looked up to listen.
"Mmkay. So. We already know that the Zexy Fan Clan is so OBVIOUSLY going to win this thing, but we've still got to work hard! Even if it's an easy victory! We're gonna win by a landslide, GOT IT??" Isa-chan yelled.
"Sir, yes, sir!!" the team yelled.
"Ahem, I'm a GIRL, thank you very much!!" she said sternly.
"We mean, ma'am, yes ma'am!!" they said.
"Good. Okay, so, I see everyone's wearing their uniforms. Awesome. That saves me the trouble of wasting more time!!" Isa-chan said.
It was true, and kind of scary. All 30-some girls were wearing the exact same thing: A black shirt, some of those black hand glove thingies, gray baggy jean pants, and black sneakers. On the bottom of the jeans was an intricate design of purple smoke rising up from the leg. On the shirts was the Zexy Fan Clan symbol: A scary eyeball with the number 6 in the middle. The eye was gray and the pupil was purple.
Isa-chan began another one of her confident "we're so gonna win" speeches and her team listened closely.
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[Axely's Army
"Come and join Axely's Army NOW!! Got it memorized???" Rihxanonn yelled out loudly. She, Xonelel, and Lyxsing were downtown, trying to recruit more Axel fangirls for their army.
"Excuse me, lady, do you like Axel?" Xonny asked a random girl walking down the street.
"Um, who's Axel?" the girl asked in confusion.
"This really cool guy!! See here's a picture of him. We're recruiting members for our fangirl war. Wanna join Axely's Army?" Xonny asked cheerfully, showing the girl a picture of Axel.
"Um…sure, why not!! I have nothing better to do!" the girl smiled and joined the three friends so she could help recruit more members.
"Look guys! I found a microphone lying on the ground!!" Lyxsing said. She was holding up a big microphone that was attached to a cord. It looked like it still worked.
"What was a microphone doing on the ground???" Xonny asked wondrously.
"I don't know. But I'm going to use it!" Lyxsing said. "Ahem! Attention citizens! If you are female and you know who Axel-number 8 of Organization XIII-is, then please consider joining Axely's Army! We are three of the leaders of Axely's Army, which is a group of Axel fangirls. We are participating in a "fangirl war", which is like a competition between fangirls. So come and join us, please and thank you!"
After she finished speaking, Lyxsing set the microphone back on the ground. Then Rihx grabbed the mic and began to speak into it.
"Oh! And whose microphone is this anyway? We found it on the ground. Well come and get it it's in my way. Oh and while you're at it, join Axely's Army!" she said. Then she set the microphone back on the ground where it was before.
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[The next day….
All four fanclubs, along with Axel, Zexion, Demyx, and Roxas, were gathered in a large room in The Castle That Never Was. The seven fanclub leaders were standing up on a large stage in the front of the room: Kyllex, Rihx, Xonny, and Lyxsing representing Axely's Army; Isa-chan of the Zexy Fan Clan; Ari from the Roxas Rox Your Sox club, and Chanelle from the Demy Is Awesome club.
"TESTING!!!!" The microphone made a loud screech as the result of Isa-chan screaming into it, and everyone covered their ears.
"Well, I guess it works…" she spoke into it again, only not as loud this time. "So! We are going to explain the rules of this Fangirl War. Chanelle?" Isa-chan gave the microphone to Chanelle.
"Okay. So…umm…oh yeah. The Fangirl War is basically a competition. We will hold different events in which the four competitors will try to beat the other three." Chanelle said. After she was done, she gave the mic to Ari.
"Each event will be carefully planned out by the 7 fanclub leaders. There will be one event per day." Ari stated. She gave the microphone to Kyllex. (Am I seeing a pattern here?? Haha anyway..)
"Okey doke! So…we will tell everyone what the event is for the day at our morning meetings, which will be at like 12:00 PM every day. You will be given time to prepare and the fangirls will have a chance to plan and think up strategies." The mic was given to Xonny.
"The events will happen at about 2:00 PM each day. The amount of time that it takes for them to be completed varies, so be prepared for really long tasks!!" She gave the mic to Rihxy.
"Here's an important thing! During the events, the fangirls can do whatever they want. Well, pretty much everything. Which means: they can try to stop other competitors by attacking them or something, or setting up some kind of trap. But you can't physically hurt any of the competitors badly, or else your whole team gets disqualified from that event." The last person to speak was Lyxsing.
"At the end of each event, the winner is determined and that fanclub is given one point for winning it. At the end of all the events, the person with the most points wins, and is proven to be the best person ever! Well, out of the four in the competition anyway…so, I think that's all the rules!" Lyxsing said.
"So, what's the first event?" Demyx asked.
"You won't find out until tomorrow! So just be patient!" Isa-chan said.
"Awww, Fine!" Demy pouted.
"Do I get to know today??" Axel asked.
"No."
"What about-"
"NO! Now, everybody, go back to your business. But just remember to come to the meeting tomorrow at 12:00!!" Isa-chan reminded everyone.
Everyone went back to what they were doing before, and the fangirls went to go scheme.
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A/N: There you go, everybody! I think that was a pretty long chapter…anyway, since there are a lot of people in this story that you might not know, I'm going to do some fangirl introductions. So, I'll just tell you a little bit of info on the 7 fan club leaders, in the order that they appear.
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Name: Lisa, AKA Isa-chan
Age: 11
Appearance: Long, dark brown hair that is usually messy. Brown eyes, tan skin. Very tall for her age.
Grade she is going into: 6th
Leader of: the Zexy Fan Clan
Personality: Isa-chan is a very loud, annoying person. She is Kyllex's little sister. She has a bit of a temper. She tends to be a violent person, and she likes power. And cheese. And Zexion.
User name on this site: Sailx
Name: Ariana, AKA Ari
Age: 13
Appearance: Very tall. Has long, brown hair with blonde highlights, and brown eyes.
Grade she is going into: 8th
Leader of: the Roxas Rox Your Sox club
Personality: Ari is Kyllex and Isa-chan's cousin. She is generally a cheerful, loving person, but when pushed too far she can get pretty angry. You don't want to get on her bad side.
User name on this site: kikilina124, but she never ever goes on.
Name: Chanelle
Age: 14
Appearance: Dark blonde hair that goes down to her shoulder blades, and tall.
Grade she is going into: 9th
Leader of: the Demy Is Awesome club
Personality: usually calm, very tomboyish, has a bit of a temper, doesn't get hyper that easilly, enjoys a good fight.
User name on this site: fencergirl00
Name: Kyllex, AKA Kyllie
Age: 13 (14 in one month! Booyah!)
Appearance: Shoulder length dark brown hair (curly), light brown eyes, tan skin, average height.
Grade she is going into: 9th
Leader of: Axely's Army
Personality: usually cheerfully and random, sometimes hyper, sometimes really tired, very different from what "normal" people are like, likes to be in control of things, very competitive.
User name on this site: Kyllex of Darkness. Haha, ME!!
Name: Rihxanonn, AKA Rihx or Rihxy
Age: 14
Appearance: Straight light brownish-reddish-blondish hair that goes down to her shoulders. Green eyes that sometimes change to blue, pale skin and average height.
Grade she is going into: 9th
Leader of: Axely's Army
Personality: Rihx is a loud, hyper person. She is also sort of rude, and brutally honest. She likes to always get her way. She also is a very violent person. She likes to whine.
User name on this site: Rihxanonn of Evilness.
Name: Xonelel AKA Xonny
Age: 14
Appearance: Straight shoulder length blonde hair, blue eyes. Kind of short, but still mostly average. (She's caught up!) Pale skin.
Grade she is going into: 9th
Leader of: Axely's Army
Personality: Xonny is a random person. She is also nice and pretty sensitive with her emotions. She makes friends easily and she's outgoing.
User name on this site: Xonelel
Name: Lyxsing
Age: 14
Appearance: Kind of long brown hair. Average height, kind of pale-ish skin.
Grade she is going into: 9th
Leader of: Axely's Army
Personality: Lyxsing is a smart person! (lol) She usually uses big words to confuse people, and she likes to have fun. She also likes to make fun of Rihx for no reason, but not in a really mean way.
User name on this site: Lyxsing
K, sorry if my descriptions suck, I'm really bad at this kind of stuff. But I just thought you needed to know that stuff. Man, I feel so left out, I'm 13 and everyone else is 14…besides Ari and Lisa…but they're in different grades. Anyway, my birthday's in a month so I'll be okay. Hehe.
Please review and tell me what you thought! Sorry for my really long authors notes!! XD Bye bye!